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Ossi Vaananen

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  1. Ossi Vaananen

    Subway clerk: "This is going to be a sloppy sandwich". Me: "more mayo please". Now - feel like ralfing

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      I told you ketchup doesn't belong on subs.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Sloppy sandwich? Sounds kinky.

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      reminds me of an old Red Foxx joke not repeatable here ..

  2. Ossi Vaananen

    "I have to go ... I have to return some video tapes".

    1. :D

      :D

      I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.

  3. Ossi Vaananen

    YES! YES!! YES!

  4. Ossi Vaananen
    I'm calling it now, Belleville for the 2014 memorial cup. I mean add a year to Jordan and Malcom Subban, as well as Brendan Gaunce and Zharkov - that's a pretty powerful team. Add in whatever rookies make the team combined with potential deadline acquisitions and I see them winning the OHL.
  5. Ossi Vaananen

    FINALLY someone stands up to the fascist Subway for not having ketchup. http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/blogs/shine-on/subway-employee-fired-exploding-customer-request-ketchup-sandwich-175006195.html

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Ok I understand you can get anything on your sub. But Ketchup ? Cmon maaaaan

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Gotta side with Lawrence on this one. Ketchup on a sub is pretty ludicrous.

      I could understand if it was ranch or something, but c'mon, man... Get it together.

    4. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      Dude ketchup on a beef sub = orgasm. I'd like some relish too.

  6. Ossi Vaananen

    Maury - "you are NOT the father". Jerry Springer - "you had sex with her sister's fiancée?". Oprah - "Look under your seats!

  7. Ossi Vaananen

    Maury - "you are NOT the father". Jerry Springer - "you had sex with her sister's fiancée?". Oprah - "Look under your seats!"

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I miss the days when talk shows had substance and started at 9am precisely!

  8. Ossi Vaananen

    Happy new years ... fiscal cliff.

  9. Ossi Vaananen

    I got pulled over by a really cute fem cop tonight, starting to like these roadblocks.

    1. key2thecup

      key2thecup

      Was she blonde and from the Deas Island detachment?

    2. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      naw, little brunette in west van. I probably wouldn't run if I was being chased by her.

  10. Ossi Vaananen
    I'm with Torts, I liked Skyfall. Some of the scenes and stunts were just mind boggling, my heart was racing when the subway came through the wall. I'd go: 1. Skyfall 2. Casino Royale (great movie, loved Eva Green's character) 3. Quantum of Solace (not a single memorable moment)
  11. Ossi Vaananen
    Django. 9/10 Good movie, would have liked a more satisfying form of retribution.
  12. Ossi Vaananen

    Deyammm Candace Cameron: http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iMh5_76EyXKUxMfEAxOWpg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/candacecameron-blog630-jpg_225302.jpg

    1. Strawberries

      Strawberries

      deyammmmmm indeed

  13. Ossi Vaananen

    If you could trade lives with someone would you choose David Beckham, William Shatner or Elon Musk?

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    2. Buddhas Hand

      Buddhas Hand

      right on yap , i would not trade lives with anyone either

    3. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      It was more a personality question, would you rather be a well known pro athlete, a successful actor and cult favourite, or an inventor trying to solve environmental problems.

    4. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      Musk has way more dough than Becks.

  14. Ossi Vaananen

    WOAH WOAH WOAH the calendar on the Canucks homepage has games starting on Jan 15th, and nothing before that. Conspiracy?!

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      It does make sense with games up to the 14th cancelled.

  15. Ossi Vaananen

    This mandarin orange smells like mustard. Eat or no eat?

    1. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Eat. then release out bum hole.

    2. Armada

      Armada

      Then repeat

  16. Ossi Vaananen

    PVRing the pre-tourny game. If anyone tells me the score, on here or real life ... I . WILL . BEAT . YOU.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Thanks for the reminder, sir Vaananen.

    3. PowerIce

      PowerIce

      We lost because Frank Corrado wasn't on the blue line.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      We won't even medal because they don't have Frankie.

  17. Ossi Vaananen

    Piers Morgan had the chance to slam down that gun lobbyist, but he dropped the ball. I feel sorry for anyone who believes the gun lobbyist nonsense.

    1. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Piers Morgan has got to be the most two faced news personality ever. So brash and honest sometimes, conforms to the networks wishes other times.

  18. Ossi Vaananen

    Anyone got Wolves feed?

  19. Ossi Vaananen

    Teddy bear toss night was fun! Giants finally won one!

    1. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. that is a good feeling .. just being a part of one ..

    2. :D

      :D

      I left after the second when it was still tied. Still haven't seen the Giants win this season.

  20. Ossi Vaananen

    I'm getting my 54 y/o mother a Wii system for Christmas. I am trying to support her recent ambition to eat healthy and get fit. Are there any mature women on here that think this might be a bad idea?

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    2. Drybone

      Drybone

      This isnt what you are really asking . What you are really asking is this is a cool thing YOU are doing for your mom. The answer is YES.

    3. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Tigs is right. Wii Fit is a fantastic tool!

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      lol Crom! That describes my mom

  21. Ossi Vaananen

    Fortune cookie: "Relax, and romance will flourish", I think it's telling me to fap.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Take its advice

  22. Ossi Vaananen

    No, I don't think your kids are cute. I think they are spoiled little brats and I want to hurt them.

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Youths these days eh? Bunch of ungrateful bitches they are.

    3. JHansenFan

      JHansenFan

      Exactly ! No, but I got it as a University present... I'm not spoiled >.<

    4. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      I don't even have a damn phone.

  23. Ossi Vaananen

    So another warning point, this time for using the scientific term for a man's junk. *facepalm*

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      U stil wanna go 4 pancakes britney

    3. Armada

      Armada

      Peepeepoopoocaka.

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      The Pen 15 club could use some members...

  24. Ossi Vaananen

    The Hobbit looks like a flop.

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    2. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      ^ that would be awesome.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      So does your mom but you don't see me bringing that up. Ohhh, burn.

    4. Scottish⑦Canuck

      Scottish⑦Canuck

      LOTR didn't have many recognisable actors either. What's your point?

  25. Ossi Vaananen

    The Hobbit looks like a flop.

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