Master 112 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 doesnt fit the teams needs. hasnt produced no impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M A K A V E L I 96 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckNORRIS4Cup Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 This topic is such a fail even with all the sarcasm, the reason it failed, was because OP couldn't even spell Sturms name right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M A K A V E L I 96 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Greatest player of all time. People will try to counter with Lemiuex or Orr, but you know better. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustavo Fring Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 This thread reeks of lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJokinen! Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Thread title should read: Uwe Krupp = The Last Marco Sturm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkoisthx Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Marco Sturm is only underrated because he's playing at a level beyond our understanding. Once we are given a few decades to catch up to the genius that is his play, he will be recognized as the greatest player to ever lace them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Read this thread from start to finish, I've never run out of +'s so fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baercheese Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 The puck is clearly too slow to catch up to Sturm. I mean, it's a conspiracy. NHL doesn't want god like players like Sturm in the NHL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Aerosex Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Sturm's inspired play has been lodged in my brain, I even had a dream about Marco Sturm last night ... ...Why? Why did i wake up??!??!?!? WHY STURM WHY??!?!?!?!???!???!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogbyte Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Is this for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodee Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Sturm walks on water. Opposition players ask if he is playing before deciding if they will lace up or call off injured. He once said a German swear word during a game and all the opposing team to a man dropped their sticks, raised their hands and surrendered. Rumour has it he picks the team and the Sedins dress up like extras out of Caberet to take him breakfast in bed when they tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starting Schneids Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Is this for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck_trevor16 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Time for AV to call him out along with Luongo......I think it motivates them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Listening Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 This thread is so stupid . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazz Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Time for AV to call him out along with Luongo......I think it motivates them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai604 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 When opposing goaltenders go to bed at night, they check under their beds for Marco Sturm. Always waiting, always ready, always looking Sturm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ṣpiderman Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Love the pictures some of you have made for Sturm. They're hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookie Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Sturm didn't hit Petrell, he was sucked in by Marco's sheer magnetic charisma. Science fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li'l Fra Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Tonight's the night. Sturm's gonna be alright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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