falcon45ca Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 50 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: The liverbirds was a group of 4 female rockers. Why was @smithers joe running from the cops? Cuz' his car ran out of gas How many roads must a man walk down? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 The same number he's walked up, so long as he's crossed at least 12x that many. Why do barbershop quartets give me rage? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 2 hours ago, luckylager said: The same number he's walked up, so long as he's crossed at least 12x that many. Why do barbershop quartets give me rage? Because despite many auditions, you've never made the cut. Why are there speed limits? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 30, 2019 Author Share Posted August 30, 2019 Cause drugs kill man. Do you even lift bruh? Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 30 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Cause drugs kill man. Do you even lift bruh? I used to...now my motto is FAT4LYFE Should I just get to work? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 49 minutes ago, DarthMelvin said: I used to...now my motto is FAT4LYFE Should I just get to work? Only if you actually have to. I've been on holiday for almost a week now but ended up having to work (from home) for a few hours today because some people are &^@#ing idiots. Why did I even answer my phone? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 On 8/30/2019 at 3:23 PM, luckylager said: Only if you actually have to. I've been on holiday for almost a week now but ended up having to work (from home) for a few hours today because some people are &^@#ing idiots. Why did I even answer my phone? You're trying to justify the fact you call it a phone, instead calling it a pocket pc/mac Which is best, plastic wrap or aluminum foil? Link to comment
milk and honey Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 (edited) Foil cause it starts with the letter f Was my mother proud to make a potato? Edited September 2, 2019 by milk and honey Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 18 minutes ago, milk and honey said: Foil cause it starts with the letter f Was my mother proud to make a potato? No. You don't even have a Mom. Is there such a thing as "happily ever after"? 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Guess it depends how much time you got left I got a massage with a happy ending in Thailand a long time ago. Have Thai masseuses figured out how to give a back rub yet? Link to comment
milk and honey Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 9/1/2019 at 10:03 PM, luckylager said: Guess it depends how much time you got left I got a massage with a happy ending in Thailand a long time ago. Have Thai masseuses figured out how to give a back rub yet? My friend said no What came first the potato or the potato skin or elephant Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 16 minutes ago, milk and honey said: My friend said no What came first the potato or the potato skin or elephant Definitely me. Because I am Potatlor, Lord of the Potato Elephants! Would you rather be constipated or have a sprained ankle? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 1 minute ago, luckylager said: Definitely me. Because I am Potatlor, Lord of the Potato Elephants! Would you rather be constipated or have a sprained ankle? depends. am i constipated because of opioid use? if the world were made of cheese which type would it be made of Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 16 minutes ago, 112 said: depends. am i constipated because of opioid use? if the world were made of cheese which type would it be made of Hey that's two questions! Let's go with no and processed. On a scale of 1-10, how pumped are you for the hockey season? Link to comment
milk and honey Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 17 hours ago, luckylager said: Hey that's two questions! Let's go with no and processed. On a scale of 1-10, how pumped are you for the hockey season? 9 if boeser signs and marner doesn't How do I get a gf? LOL Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, milk and honey said: 9 if boeser signs and marner doesn't How do I get a gf? LOL You are asking the wrong forum bruh!. Nothin but Geeks, Forum tuff guys, Basement dwelling pervs, wannabe coaches and the worst of the bunch... Mafia players... With that.. Have you ever been outside? 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 hours ago, DarthMelvin said: You are asking the wrong forum bruh!. Nothin but Geeks, Forum tuff guys, Basement dwelling pervs, wannabe coaches and the worst of the bunch... Mafia players... With that.. Have you ever been outside? Not outside of the simulation. I got close once though. It's your last meal, what do you eat? Link to comment
JM_ Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, luckylager said: Not outside of the simulation. I got close once though. It's your last meal, what do you eat? depends if I'm guilty or not. If I'm guilty, probably poutine. Do viruses believe in anti-vaxxers? Link to comment
milk and honey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Jimmy McGill said: depends if I'm guilty or not. If I'm guilty, probably poutine. Do viruses believe in anti-vaxxers? Yes Feet or foots Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 Definitely Proudfoots What is the air velocity speed of an unladen swallow? Link to comment
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