DarthMelvin Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Because the extra cent is a "Tip"... Have you met the Human race? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Just now, DarthMelvin said: Because the extra cent is a "Tip"... Have you met the Human race? No, just a random assortment of meat popsicles Have you ever taken a poo upside down? Why or why not? Link to comment
Alflives Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Is a question stupid if there is no one there to hear it? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, Alflives said: Is a question stupid if there is no one there to hear it? Definitely. Why didn't you answer Falcon's question about pooing upside down? Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, luckylager said: Definitely. Why didn't you answer Falcon's question about pooing upside down? He knows what happens when he poos upside down and he is to embarrassed about it. Is it true that if you smelt it you dealt it??? Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, DarthMelvin said: He knows what happens when he poos upside down and he is to embarrassed about it. Is it true that if you smelt it you dealt it??? Not if you move fast enough How many state capitals are west of Los Angeles? Link to comment
Baer. Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Shift-4 said: Not if you move fast enough How many state capitals are west of Los Angeles? 5 What are some good tourist attractions in North Korea? Edited August 14, 2019 by Baer. Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I'll have to ask my buddy Rodman. Why is the human race still wasting time, money, resources and intelligence on building things with the sole purpose of killing people? Honestly, why can't we all just get along? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 Its our sinful nature. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Its our sinful nature. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Because some oranges are actually red. Why haven't we created a word to rhyme with orange? All kinds of things rhyme with "slum", couldn't we have called it a poorange? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Four-inch I'm ok when I'm grouting, when it comes to caulking ...I freeze up. I should have gone with silicone...how do you clean up such an embarrassing mess? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 Just cut and cauterize then finish the job clean. Do people who say god darn it really think god darns? Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 16 hours ago, Baer. said: 5 Actually six! Link to comment
Baer. Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Shift-4 said: Actually six! Forgot Carson city lol I always forget there's other stuff in Nevada other than vegas 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 8/14/2019 at 8:51 AM, Cpt.Clutch said: Just cut and cauterize then finish the job clean. Do people who say god darn it really think god darns? Of course. Who do you think taught us how to fix socks in the first place? Uhhr durr. Gawd durn ut Dweeb, dork or nerd - which word do you prefer? 1 Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 8/21/2019 at 10:17 PM, luckylager said: Of course. Who do you think taught us how to fix socks in the first place? Uhhr durr. Gawd durn ut Dweeb, dork or nerd - which word do you prefer? Geek Is it hot in here or is it just me? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 It's you because.... I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious Flirtacious, tryin' to show patience I'm waitin' for the right time to shoot my steez (you know) Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys I'm all at 6's and 7's...how can I break 100 in my next golf round? 1 Link to comment
Gurn Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, bishopshodan said: It's you because.... I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious Flirtacious, tryin' to show patience I'm waitin' for the right time to shoot my steez (you know) Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys I'm all at 6's and 7's...how can I break 100 in my next golf round? Play mini golf If never the twain shall meet, how did Shania get pregnant? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Because it's not "never the Twain shall meat" Would you rather build a fence or paint a deck? 1 Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, bishopshodan said: I'm all at 6's and 7's...how can I break 100 in my next golf round? My trick is to only play 9 holes 1 Link to comment
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