falcon45ca Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, luckylager said: Because it's not "never the Twain shall meat" Would you rather build a fence or paint a deck? I'd utilize my 2 hands and do both at the same time. Is it food waste to not eat roadkill? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, falcon45ca said: I'd utilize my 2 hands and do both at the same time. Is it food waste to not eat roadkill? No, It's already getting eaten...you're stealing from the great communities of maggots. Are the glowing orbs that Sasquatch often seen with proof that they are just playing some sort of inter-dimensional laser tag? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, bishopshodan said: No, It's already getting eaten...you're stealing from the great communities of maggots. Are the glowing orbs that Sasquatch often seen with proof that they are just playing some sort of inter-dimensional laser tag? They only come here to dance. Are Americans really as dumb as they act? Link to comment
Gurn Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, luckylager said: They only come here to dance. Are Americans really as dumb as they act? Are they even are acting? If you drop your keys in lava are they really gone? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, gurn said: Are they even are acting? If you drop your keys in lava are they really gone? No, they've just been transformed into a liquid state Why aren't there any Cube-Earthers, or Dodecahedron-Earthers? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: No, they've just been transformed into a liquid state Why aren't there any Cube-Earthers, or Dodecahedron-Earthers? Oh we exist, we just don't crave attention like those flat earth morons. We've created sporks, but why haven't we made a fork-knife yet? Would that be a fo-kni or a knork? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 are you sure there aren't? https://timecube.2enp.com/ What's in the box? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, 112 said: are you sure there aren't? https://timecube.2enp.com/ What's in the box? Schroedinger's Cat Why say No when it feels so good to say Yes? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 33 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: Schroedinger's Cat Why say No when it feels so good to say Yes? Ask James Hetfield "No-no-no no ya, yeah, yeah no" How did 112 find my Dad's webpage? Edited August 23, 2019 by luckylager Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, luckylager said: Ask James Hetfield "No-no-no no ya, yeah, yeah no" How did 112 find my Dad's webpage? Google and Ask Jeeves How did your Dad get a website? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: Google and Ask Jeeves How did your Dad get a website? Same as everyone else, he drew it up on some graph paper and faxed it to North Korea. Am I stealing from my boss by not actually working today? Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, luckylager said: Same as everyone else, he drew it up on some graph paper and faxed it to North Korea. Am I stealing from my boss by not actually working today? Not if that is your standard output If it is broke does that mean someone already tried to fix it? 1 1 Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, luckylager said: Same as everyone else, he drew it up on some graph paper and faxed it to North Korea. Am I stealing from my boss by not actually working today? No, you're just being consistent with the level of work he's come to expect from you. Have you ever seen a person with a superfluous nipple? 1 Link to comment
Gurn Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: No, you're just being consistent with the level of work he's come to expect from you. Have you ever seen a person with a superfluous nipple? Every time I see the back of my left thigh. Why do I keep looking at that thigh? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Just now, gurn said: Every time I see the back of my left thigh. Why do I keep looking at that thigh? Auto-erotica. Have you ever seen Dinosaur Victrola list'nin' to Buck Owens out your back door? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 I've seen bucks make wall lizards scatter in my back yard. When is enough, enough? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 24, 2019 Author Share Posted August 24, 2019 When you’ve had up to here and you don’t want to say it again! Would you rather be a hillbilly or a redneck? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Cpt.Clutch said: When you’ve had up to here and you don’t want to say it again! Would you rather be a hillbilly or a redneck? I'd rather be dead Is there a difference between a hillbilly and a hick or a rube? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, falcon45ca said: I'd rather be dead Is there a difference between a hillbilly and a hick or a rube? Yes. It boils down to where they reside. But they're all bumpkins. Would you rather be a contestant on The Price is Right or Wheel of Fortune? Edited August 24, 2019 by luckylager Link to comment
Gurn Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, luckylager said: Yes. It boils down to where they reside. But they're all bumpkins. Would you rather be a contestant on The Price is Right or Wheel of Fortune? Price is Right, cause Wheel is too racist If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? Link to comment
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