luckylager Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Definitely Proudfoots What is the air velocity speed of an unladen swallow? I hate to answer a question with a question, but - European or African Swallow? 1 Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, luckylager said: I hate to answer a question with a question, but - European or African Swallow? I suppose the African Swallow. But how would he grip the coconut ? 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: I suppose the African Swallow. But how would he grip the coconut ? By the husk, I suppose. How could a five ounce bird fly with a one pound coconut? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 I suppose two of them could carry it together What, is your favourite colour? Link to comment
Gurn Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 28 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: I suppose two of them could carry it together What, is your favourite colour? Blue Why is North considered up and South considered down? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, gurn said: Blue Why is North considered up and South considered down? Because N comes before S in the alphabet. Can you feel the love tonight, & the peace the evening brings? Link to comment
J-23 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 No, only darkness Is time really linear? Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) No. All time exists right now. Everything that ever was and ever will be is now. The only time you'll ever actually know and be present in, is now. When you die, it will be the same now as the day you were born. Now is the only time. How come calories don't make you feel full? Eat two big macs and I'm still starving, gimme a bento box with a dynamite roll and I'm stuffed. Why? Edited September 6, 2019 by luckylager 1 Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Because the Big Macs are actually eating you. 95% of the different species on this planet are smaller than your pinky finger. How do you feel about being a being of such enormous size? 1 Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, bishopshodan said: Because the Big Macs are actually eating you. 95% of the different species on this planet are smaller than your pinky finger. How do you feel about being a being of such enormous size? I feel excellent about my gigantic size. Who'll stop the rain? Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 33 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: I feel excellent about my gigantic size. Who'll stop the rain? Milli Vanilli of course. But can you really Blame it on the rain? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Well.. Gotta blame it on something...that was fallin' fallin'...or, or.. you could ...blame it on the stars, that did shine at night...However, and this is important....Whatever you do don't put the blame on you. Going down the kitchen at the top of the stairs. Can I mix in with your affairs? Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Only if you share a smoke or make a joke.. How in the living &^@# did Donald Trump get elected? Sorry, but I still don't get it. Link to comment
milk and honey Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 7:59 PM, luckylager said: Only if you share a smoke or make a joke.. How in the living &^@# did Donald Trump get elected? Sorry, but I still don't get it. Hilliry clinton and people got sick and tired of how politics/media were working down there. So they thought a loud mouth outsider would help things. In some ways usa is better and others worst. Also elector college helped Terry chews or the rock in a ufc fight Link to comment
Zfetch Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, milk and honey said: Hilliry clinton and people got sick and tired of how politics/media were working down there. So they thought a loud mouth outsider would help things. In some ways usa is better and others worst. Also elector college helped Terry chews or the rock in a ufc fight Terry = bod, Rock = strength. So Rock How many holes does a tunnel have? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Hopefully none. Some tunnels go under waterways. If tunnels had any holes in them, that could be very bad. Not in the evening, not in the afternoon, more specifically... Er lie in the morning. What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, bishopshodan said: Hopefully none. Some tunnels go under waterways. If tunnels had any holes in them, that could be very bad. Not in the evening, not in the afternoon, more specifically... Er lie in the morning. What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Put him in the hold with a keg of lager Earl eye in the morning Why are 99% of Canadians Irish only one day a year? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 19 hours ago, luckylager said: Put him in the hold with a keg of lager Earl eye in the morning Why are 99% of Canadians Irish only one day a year? Cuz Canadians pity the Irish, but don't want to be one for too long. Is Sony making a big mistake removing SpiderMan from the MCU? Link to comment
luckylager Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 51 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: Cuz Canadians pity the Irish, but don't want to be one for too long. Is Sony making a big mistake removing SpiderMan from the MCU? No. Spiderman's been giving Aunt May a bunch of sass and his entitled little millennial butt needs to get knocked down a peg or two. How confident are you in your ability to survive for any length of time in the wilderness? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 Lets just say you should be more concerned about the other animals around me. Is a campfire fire just evaporating wood? Link to comment
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