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How to trigger Alf:


Say something remotely positive on any other team than the Canucks.

Expected response: " This is the Canucks board. Go troll somewhere else, you Leaf propaganda puppet."


Offer constructive criticism.

Expected response: "You're not a real fan. Go back under your bridge, troll, and cheer for the Lames or the Laffs!!"


Say something remotely positive about another team's prospects.

Expected response: "He's a soft double-flamingo bustaroo. Unlike [insert any Canucks 6th round pick], who will be an Allstar next season."

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