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1 hour ago, DarthMelvin said:

Cuz if you gazed upon it...no amount of antibiotics could save you...

 

finished episode 1 GIF by RuPaul's Drag Race

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

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2 hours ago, Aladeen said:

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

Jesus.

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16 hours ago, Aladeen said:

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

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On 4/14/2021 at 4:43 PM, Aladeen said:

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

 

Whats a clitoris

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The greatest name in hockey!

 

Sam Anas

 

I think the nucks should trade for him. Some might say that at 5'8" Anas is a little small but I think it's just the right fit. 

 

Furthermore I think the Canucks should also hire Luber to be a personal coach for Anas. Luber would be all over Anas to ensure the fit would good, it might be a bit tight but I think it would all come together in the end. 

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