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  1. It's occurred to me that I have never seen a tapir

  2. What rolls down stairs
    alone or in pairs,
    and over your neighbor's dog?
    What's great for a snack,
    And fits on your back?

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    2. Toni Zamboni

      Toni Zamboni

      ...and rolls over your neighbors dog,

      whats great for a snack,

      it fits on yer back...

      its LOG LOG LOG!

    3. Toni Zamboni
    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      FROM BLAMMO!!!!!

  3. Anyone else having trouble with Shaw and firefox today? First time I've been able to get a website to work since last night on three different computers

    1. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      Shaw and FF user here. I was having issues as well. I had to clear everything and reboot. It's the first time in 24 hours that I actually have letters showing up when I type instead of a lag of 3/4 seconds til they do. Web sites seem to be coming up fine now, too. Not sure if FF did an update or what the problem was. Keeping my fingers crossed that's all it was.

    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Confirmed with Shaw that it's on their end. They are resolving some issues that are causing this. No ETA when it'll be better

    3. Armada

      Armada

      Have you tried reinstalling windows? 

  4. Canucks Bot keeps tricking me into clicking on nonexistent threads.

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      I don't see the point in having it. Most of its threads aren't that useful. "Movin' on up" what's that supposed to mean?

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Ask Primal Scream

    4. BoKnows

      BoKnows

      Those are bot posts, i just thought they were deleted lol

  5. My hovercraft is full of eels.

    1. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      story of kassian's life

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      keep your feet up..

    3. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime

      :P

       

       

  6. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles
    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.

  7. Bought a coke with my lunch. Sat down, cracked and actually looked at it... "Share a coke with Justin"  Hardy fricken har....

  8. So trying to reply to updates or read any update replies has me viewing profiles

    1. -SN-

      -SN-

      We'll have the old status system back after the next update. 

  9. Throw out your hands. Stick out your tush. Hands on your hips, give them a push. You'll be surprised You're doing the French Mistake. VOILA!!

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      us french, don't make misteakes...

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      You got that??? Yesssssss. Sounds like steam escaping.

  10. Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face

    1. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      Must've hit a bump or something

    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      I'm calling Jimmie, my old partner. He lives in Toluca Lake

  11. We contstructed this socio-economic metropolis on solid earth material and rotational movement

    1. Chalky

      Chalky

      When the Jefferson Airplane goes MH370.

  12. Were on our own cousin, all alone cousin. Let's think of a game to play. Now the grownups have all gone away. You won't be much fun being blind deaf and dumb, but I've no one to play with today.

  13. Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      who banged the hot housecarl in the dragonborn's homestead

  14. 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I bet she gives good helmet.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      It's mega maid ! She's gone from suck to blow !?!

  15. Finaly got around to buying, playing and beating Dark Souls. Wasn't as tough as people made it out to be.....except elevators... filthy filthy elevators...

  16. Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy Pick up the pieces

  17. Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac Yeah, the boy's a time bomb

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      They come a runnin' just as fast as they can. Because every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

  18. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

    1. Chalky

      Chalky

      You just explained it to me and I still don't get it.

    2. Shift-4
  19. Rectum? Damn near killed him...

  20. Fruity Oaty Bars Make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars Make you bust out of your blouse. Eat them all the time. They will blow your mind. WOO!

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      oh come on, no one got this reference?

      Ah well.

  21. Call me weird but I don't think a horseshoe up your ass would be all that lucky

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      It was a small horseshoe.

    2. Fox Mulder

      Fox Mulder

      Probably a handful of lucky charms

    3. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      More lucky to pull Godric Gryffindor's sword out of the Sorting Hat.

  22. Feel like ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      5 pound capacity bag.....

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Fat chicks.. 10lbs of sausage in a 5lb bag.

    4. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride till your friends see you.

  23. Do you wanna be rich? Do you wanna be a superstar? Well honey you already are You already are You already are Do you wanna be rich? Do you wanna be a superstar? Well baby you already are You already are

  24. Got the beginning of a classic song in my head. All I remember is a few chords or notes then a slide squeek, a few more chords or notes then another slide squeak. Any ideas?

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