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  1. TimberWolf

    Antici.....

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    pation

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Struggling with the Heinz ketchup again?

  2. TimberWolf

    oh good, one of my neighbors bot a yappy little dog, damn thing hasn't shut up in two hours. Must resist the urge to blame a stupid dog when it's stupid owners

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    2. Hairy Kneel

      Hairy Kneel

      egg his house till it stops

    3. JM_

      JM_

      are you in an apartment? there may be rules you can turn to for help. 

    4. MJDDawg

      MJDDawg

      Kidnap the dog...

       

       

  3. TimberWolf

    Past few weeks outside my work window I've been given a nature show with two crows from building, and maintaining a nest to now where the mom is tending the eggs and the male brings food. When young start hatching I am totally naming one Eric Draven. 

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    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      They also show behavioral signs of analogical reasoning, considered to be the pinnacle of cognition (which only develops in humans between the ages of three and four).
    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Watched a program where food was placed in a long glass tube and there was a straight coat hanger wire beside it.  They actually bent the tip to make a tool that they used to get the food out with!

    4. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

       

  4. TimberWolf

    The eastern world, it is explodin',
    Violence flarin', bullets loadin',
    You're old enough to kill but not for votin'

    1. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      What if I'm old enough to do both?

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Eve of Destruction. 

    3. johngould21

      johngould21

      If you're old enough to vote, VOTE! Just don't bitch or complain about politics in BC for the next 4 years if you didn't.

  5. TimberWolf

    Don't get high on your own supply. 

    1. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Do bowls with the weed you stole.

  6. TimberWolf

    I remember when the Ninja Turtles were not color coded for easy recognition 

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      latest?cb=20110825010642

       

    3. J-23

      J-23

      Hell yeah! Are you a comic collector!

    4. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Colector? nah, just found a few issues in a box with other crap from the 80's. Not issue one or anything but they'd be worth a few bucks if they were not in ratty condition. Ah well..

  7. TimberWolf

    Just draft Glass or the top 4 left over if someone else grabs him first. Easy as that. 

    1. Pears

      Pears

      NJ - Patrick

      PHI - Hischier

      DAL - Liljegren

      COL - Heiskanen

      VAN - Glass

       

      Seems pretty likely imo. I wouldn't mind Vilardi either but I'd rather Glass right now. 

    2. Hank Moody

      Hank Moody

      Question is - who is your top 4?

       

      Patrick Hischier Vilardi and Mittelstadt?

       

       

      I'd argue Heiskanen has overtaken Vilardi in that top 5 for me

  8. TimberWolf

    Well the third little piggy, the grade A student. His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent.

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Was there a pig on a Harley, tokin' on a Marley?!

  9. TimberWolf

    If Buffalo don't have wings, what the hell have I been eating?

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    2. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Strange Canadians..... :wacko::P

    3. JM_

      JM_

      @SabreFan1 if you see a deal for a loonie for thongs you may want an interpreter with you. Did I mention processed cheese?

       

      http://www.slice.ca/breaktime/photos/canadian-words-our-american-friends-dont-understand/#!481301597

    4. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      I remember when the loonies came out in the 90's.  I used to party on Lundys Lane in Ontario a lot back then.  We have a huge processed cheese plant here in Buffalo.  You know when they are making fresh batches of the stuff because of the smell it gives off.

  10. TimberWolf

    So yesterday there was a bat crawling on the floor of my office and then just chilled in the hallway. I didn't want to accidentally hurt the little guy trying to help him so I left him alone and now he's gone. Leaned that yesterday was also bat appreciation day. Does this mean I win?

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Any Vamps in yer office?!

  11. TimberWolf

    How come you're always such a fussy young man. Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan?

  12. TimberWolf

    rouges are overpowdered

    1. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Naga you crazy!

  13. TimberWolf

    They speak English in What?

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      Yeah the Bruce Willis story bogs harder than quicksand, but SLJ was definitely at his peak here. Such a shame how much of a bum he became over the following decade, speaking of bogged down.

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Would you give a man a foot massage?

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

  14. TimberWolf

    There is no Megna, only Zuul. 

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      Are you the Gatekeeper?

  15. TimberWolf

    Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place

  16. TimberWolf

    Just ordered an Xbox one bundle along with a dulux edition of Mass Effect Andromeda. Once a nerd, always a nerd... I'll have it all in a few weeks and say goodbye to family and friends for a while,,

    1. Xbox

      Xbox

      Welcome to the dark side >:)

    2. Raymond Luxury Yacht

      Raymond Luxury Yacht

      I give you a 100% guarantee you will like Fallout 4.  I'm still playing it.  I have input for you before you start.

  17. TimberWolf

    So this predict the score "contest"... What do you win if you win?

    1. Rubik

      Rubik

      Experience? ::D

    2. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      Bragging rights. And cookies.

  18. TimberWolf

    Rubbish (in a full British accent)

  19. TimberWolf

    When you have a riff from a song stuck in your head all day and you finally figure out what it was. First world solutions

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      No, highway star was the song that made me think of the other one

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      Judas Priest

      Painkiller

    4. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      would have figured that out right way. Wasn't even close to a metal song stuck in my head. Just a song a girl I knew overplayed when she heard it in Vegas. 

  20. TimberWolf

    We need a new rep rank after Gaming the system. Starting at 5k rep....

     

    awesome McAwesomesauce? 

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      The Anti-Guardian?

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      You BadAS5S5S!!!

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      How about it resets at zero like an odometer.

  21. TimberWolf

    Because if I were an Oscar Meyar Wiener, everyone could eat me

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      yah, but what would you do for a klondike bar?

  22. TimberWolf

    You blew CDC up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. TimberWolf

    Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45. True Death: 400 Horsepower of maximum performance piercing the night
    This is _______  ____________

    1. luckylager

      luckylager

      Black sunshine

       

       

  24. TimberWolf

    The Wild with the second highest amount of goals of any team, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Well. you can believe Mr. Pecker...

    2. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Bill frickin Murray. Legend.

  25. TimberWolf

    At that point where I don't know if I am still food poisoned or just really bloody hungry

    1. luckylager

      luckylager

      Only one way to find out - Fried egg on toast. 

    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      "One man's meat, is another man's poison." :^)

    3. Guest

      Guest

      Take the risk and eat. FOOOOOOOD

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