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  1. Grapefruits

    Health Tip: If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - You'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy

  2. Grapefruits

    Real estate may be your ticket to success.

    1. Baka

      Baka

      I'd rather cook meth

  3. Grapefruits

    When did Nick Nolte become the Flames GM?

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Separated at birth?

  4. Grapefruits

    Jim Jefferies coming to the Vogue Theatre May 29th!!!

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      http://northerntickets.com/events/jim-jefferies/
    3. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      will it be knew material?

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      I would imagine, he did all new material last time he was here, a lot of it ended up on Fully Functional

  5. Grapefruits

    I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Facebook account, now I'm over it.

    1. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      You got facebook now? FB is so 2008..it's just flat out sucks now.

    2. Batmania

      Batmania

      likes this post

  6. Grapefruits

    Can someone tell me which end the Giants defend in the 1st & 3rd? Thanks

    1. VoiceOfReason_

      VoiceOfReason_

      Left.

  7. Grapefruits

    Anyone else watch Gold Rush around here?

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      haven't been able to get into Jungle Gold, just seems EXTREMELY scripted.

    3. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      Me. As a business major in undergrad, it's damn obvious the Hoffman Crew doesn't do any calculations before amassing massive debt going on these gold hunting extravaganza's

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      I get a kick every time the Hoffman's come up with no gold, LOL! Feel bad for their crew though, but they were stupid enough to follow.

  8. Grapefruits

    So Paul Walker has been confirmed dead. I guess you could say, he went too fast and furious...

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      joke popped into my head when I heard of his death, I'm sure many others thought up something similar, it's kind of an obvious joke.

    3. kodos

      kodos

      I'm just giving you a hard time, Grapefruitz.

    4. Baka

      Baka

      bahahaahahah omg my sides hurt

  9. Grapefruits

    Black Friday: The time of year where people buy stuff they can't afford and don't really need on credit just because they think they are getting a deal. Only to pay back what they saved and more to the credit card company because they can't afford to make more than their minimum payments.

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      I paid cash.

    2. Guest

      Guest

      You know me so well

    3. Guest

      Guest

      But I never miss a payment

  10. Grapefruits

    For anyone interested, Danny Bhoy is coming to the Bell Centre is Surrey April 2nd

    1. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      WHO THE F IS THAT

    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      He's a comedian.

  11. Grapefruits

    You just got licked!

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i just gave you herpes!

    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      which simplex?

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i guess this is where we get all x-rated and **** XD

  12. Grapefruits

    Do you ever sit and watch your dog try to scratch his ear and think, Damn! I bought a freakin idiot?

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    2. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      Dee, you've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    3. Batmania

      Batmania

      You think your dog ever looks at you and thinks "Why does this idiot keep watching me try to scratch my ear?" :D

    4. Batmania

      Batmania

      You think your dog ever looks at you and thinks "Why does this idiot keep watching me try to scratch my ear?" :D

  13. Grapefruits

    The new "On This Day" feature on facebook is definitely good for a few laughs

  14. Grapefruits

    NIN was AWESOME!!!

  15. Grapefruits

    Psychic Sylvia Brown found dead, I bet she didn't see that coming...

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      I hear the Long Island medium chick tried to warn her at a Psychic Intervention. She was pissed, Ouija boards were flipped, Tarot card were thrown...

    3. :D

      :D

      That's too bad. She was always on Coast to Coast AM when I would listen to it adn they were some good episodes.

    4. Batmania

      Batmania

      Entertaining lady. RIP.

  16. Grapefruits
    http://www.stubhub.com/vancouver-canucks-tickets/ LOL!
  17. Grapefruits

    Nothing like playing a little Tecmo Bowl to bring me back to when life was simple and less stressful

  18. Grapefruits

    So how much longer until the sellout streak officially ends?

  19. Grapefruits

    Anyone else playing the TSN Predictor?

  20. Grapefruits

    anyone have any ideas why my spell checker stopped working for CDC? I use Firefox

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    2. Armada

      Armada

      Go to school then you won't need it.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      firefox has been a nightmare the last week. also all m,y google stuff was totally messed :(

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      yeah, it's only on CDC. Started a few weeks back

  21. Grapefruits

    Note to self... stay out of Canucks Talk

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      it's not so bad when i post there D:

  22. Grapefruits

    watching Campus PD makes me laugh

    1. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Aren't you glad that you live in Canada?

    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Every day I get out of bed

  23. Grapefruits

    Holy crap, the new marina sauce at Pizza Hut sucks!

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    2. Dion Phaneuf

      Dion Phaneuf

      Panago is the worst popular chain...I like pizza hut tho

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      good catch JE14, LOL! Trust me, I won't be ordering it again, they must have changed it in the past couple months

    4. :D

      :D

      Megabite is by far the worst chain pizza in Vancouver

  24. Grapefruits

    Craig Ferguson was awesome at the Red Robinson last night.

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      it was great, they gut who does the voice of Geoff opened for him and he came out near the end of Craigs set.

    3. johngould21

      johngould21

      I think Geoff's, Morgan Freeman is unbelievable.

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      he did a joke about having Morgan Freeman as the voice of his GPS, it was hilarious. He also does a crazy DeNiro impression

  25. Grapefruits

    SHL-referee Sören Persson holds a guillotine choke on Marius Holtet

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    2. Plum

      Plum

      When he taps you here from a distance.... AND ITS ALLLLLLL OVERRRRRRR

    3. SOB for MVP

      SOB for MVP

      and he gets the tap. Beautiful. Didn't even need to pull guard.

    4. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      I love this. We need our Refs in the NHL to be trained like that, haha.

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