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  1. Gotta admit, I respect the sledge hockey players more than the other Olympic hockey players

    1. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      What amazing athletes! their arms must be like steel

  2. There is a new drinking game going around that actually helps you stop drinking. It's the Vancouver Canucks drinking game. You only drink when they score...

  3. I'm lactose intolerant so to keep my weight down I eat cheese with everything

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      oka cheese on crackers + pale ale. you will not regret it

    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Thats like me with gluten, my gains go away like that if I accidentally eat wheat.

  4. The new season of Legit is awesome!

  5. Remember: Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Beer before Xanax, how did we end up in Milwaukee?

  6. Buddy got back from the game and said the view from the lower bowl wasn't all that bad. Apparently there was even a wave that went around a bunch of times.

  7. Media reports Kesler wants out and CDC demands conformation. Media reports Lack to start and CDC flies off the handle.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Does this surprise you?

    2. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      Who invited Grapefruits?

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      CDC isn't one person.

  8. Late Night with Seth Myers is hilarious!

    1. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      If only he could make it seem like he wasn't reading from cue cards.

  9. season premiere of Jim Jefferies Legit tonight!

  10. Anyone watch Emergency Room: Life and Death at VGH?

  11. So while the media has everyone focused on this Beiber crap, I wonder how many back door deals Harper and Obama have pushed through while no one is looking?

    1. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      Harper won the bet. Now he gets to be in charge for the next 30 years

    2. Baka

      Baka

      Gambling is good kids.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Back door deals ? this is getting steamy :P

  12. Propane, Propane

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Butane is a bastard gas, Bobby.

    3. kodos

      kodos

      That boy ain't right

    4. shiznak

      shiznak

      The only women I'm pimpin' is sweet lady propane.

  13. u know some days you're the cat, some days you're the cat litter

  14. Hate makes you impotent. Love makes you crazy. Somewhere in the middle you can survive...

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      does this mean cialis takes away the hate

    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Owen doesn't have any friends because he's fat and stupid!!!!!!!!

  15. Whats with this how old crap? What does it matter? K, now I'm curious. How old am I?

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    2. Del Rio

      Del Rio

      how the heck is anyone supposed to make a good guess when nobody knows anyone here or how they look

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      What are the rules? Can I guess on my own status?

    4. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      $2 and 15 cents

  16. It was nice to see some energy and actual entertainment for a change at Rogers Arena earlier

  17. Congrats on being 10th in the west Canucks, you've earned it!

  18. Buddies bands first single, thoughts?

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Not bad dude :D They remind me of a mix between Queensryche and Hootie n the Blowfish :)

  19. Not even a fan of the Seahawks and yet I won a Seahawks jersey yesterday, LOL!

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      I can help you burn it, I have matches.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      It's just cracked because I slapped the bug on my screen ;)

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Hi buddy pal.

  20. Motley Crue announces their final tour, Vancouver is the final stop!

    1. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      Of the first leg, of a 2 year tour. Congrats.

    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      meh, last stop on the first leg then. Should still make for a good concert.

  21. With Torts being suspend 15 days (6 of those, no contact with the Canucks) Can he go to Utica for those 6 days?

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    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      IM unsure of this if nothing else he could help or at least watch Greens players and or drop hints or pick up vital info on future call ups

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      K, just realized its 6 games, not 6 days. This suspension is even more of a joke now.

    4. MANGO

      MANGO

      show up dressed as fin...no one will know

  22. Could you imagine if we didn't have the West Coast Express memories to fall back on?

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Yup, Nothing beats Bure memories..especially that OT goal against the Lames, muhah.

    3. :D

      :D

      WCE memories? Those are all you could fall back on if you were like 15.

    4. :D

      :D

      If you aint thinking Trevor Linden passing to Greg Adams and Jeff Brown sleeping with McLean's wife, you aint been around long enough to be making real memories.

  23. So I'm assuming the league isn't looking at the Weise slew-foot?

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Well if you believe the conspiracy that the League hates the Canucks, I'm surprised they didn't throw the book at him.

    3. Pears

      Pears

      After Nolan's attempted slew foot on Henrik Weise better not have gotten anything

    4. MANGO

      MANGO

      it's not something they would review as it amounts to 2 min. for tripping.

  24. Pardon Rypien37!

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    2. Dr.Strangelove

      Dr.Strangelove

      Naw just execute him and be done with it

    3. AriGold

      AriGold

      I vote PPCLI for PM

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      He's paid his dues.

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