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  1. Stealing gas? Why, Cory and Trevor, that's highly illegal, you shouldn't be stealing gas, Cory and Trevor.

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      We're probably gonna go to jail for this s***, so thanks a lot. But before we do, you're gonna give us a hand, au gratin.

    3. AriGold

      AriGold

      " Ray hit's the VLT's and pumps those c*ck suckers full of cash, wins $20 and in his mind he thinks hes up" - Bubbles

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Sometimes life is greasy Bubbles

  2. Jim Jefferies kiced ass at The Vogue earlier! Laughed my ass off!!

    1. Rozzy

      Rozzy

      The Oscar Pistorius bit... oh man haha.

    2. Armada

      Armada

      The man is an australian gem.

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      I loved how Jim dragged himself across the stage, I almost spit my beer out on the girl in front of me, LOL!

  3. Buddies of mines band CD release party Saturday, July 5th @ Joe's Apartment, Check em out:

    1. Wheels22
    2. smith80

      smith80

      Not bad. Vocals are reminicent of Ozzy. Decent drums and guitar too. Good luck to them. Don't pay attention to "Wheels 22". He probably likes Kanye

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Thanks smith80. I'm not 100% sold on the song, but they have potential. Hell, I've heard far worse on the radio.

  4. Awesome song:

    1. 22Sedinery33

      22Sedinery33

      What did I just watch?

  5. Adam Carolla for President!

  6. The Sandwich Nazi feeding 500 meal bags to the homeless in Vancouver earlier today:

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    2. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      75 views... is this you?

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      one guy in a canucks jersy, one well off looking guy with a shoulder bag, and some douchebag in a track suit, sporting bling lol oh **** the chick at 6:28 with the pink hair-- saw her on the bus that same day. weirrrdd

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Just shows the level of greed some people have to take food meant for the homeless. His intentions are genuine. He does this almost every month and donates all the meat and cheese to St Patrick's Church in Vancouver to feed the homeless every Saturday morning.

  7. Looks like I missed a call on my cell, apparently it's the PC virus scam. Shame I missed the call, would have loved to mess with them.

  8. Insert non offensive status update here

  9. You know, I've thought about it, I could never be a gay man. I could never screw someone I respect...

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      better hope your girlfriend doesn't read that..

    3. iLLmAtlc

      iLLmAtlc

      Holy crap that was offensive

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      It's just a joke people, and my gf has already seen this comedian and laughed at the joke.

  10. You take bacon and beer away from me and I’d fly a plane into a building...

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      I may not like some of your hockey opinions, but I would share my bacon and beer with you.

    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I'll drink to that!

  11. Just saw the Habs intro where the kid lights the ice on fire with a torch. Awesome!

  12. The new Trailer Park Boys movie is hilarious!

    1. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      cant wait, planning on seeing it this coming week or the next

  13. Swearnet: The Movie is gonna be deeecent!

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      saw the trailer the other day. i was like, oh my **** they made something out of nothing

    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      LOL! That is pretty much what they did.

  14. Gotta say, Letterman is actually funnier now that he knows he's retiring next year

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      we can now laugh at his jokes out of relief

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles
  15. You must show no mercy... Nor have any belief whatsoever in how others judge you... For your greatness will silence them all...

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Sacrificing the real you to live a life built on lies is one hell of a price to pay just to make sure you make nice and don’t offend others with the truth.

    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Mr. Dirtydangles speaks the 'truth'.

  16. Stephen Colbert Next Host of "The Late Show"

  17. It's funny to hear Aquilini say he's worried about the team, lets face facts, he worried about the season ticket renewals.

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      He is a fan of the team but it does need to make money as well. It's not his primary income, though, hence he spends to the cap unlike any owner we ever had.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Isn't it possible that he cares about both?

      I'm not his biggest fan but all he ever talks about is winning the Cup so you figure he cares at least a little bit about the team.

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Yes, I understand its a business. But if he really cared about the team winning, you'd think he would have stepped in sooner and not when he was in serious danger of losing many season ticket holders. The team has been on a steady decline since the SCF final loss.

  18. Woke up to find out Gillis was fired, today is a good day

    1. Rypien37

      Rypien37

      did you even have to use your AK?

  19. Finally someone remembered that the Canucks were left out behind the barn for weeks, went out, and took them out of their misery.

    1. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      Over 2 months actually.. The smell was overpowering

  20. Just heard this on Letterman. Somewhere, Lou Reed is rolling in his grave:

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      glad he's retiring then. **** him for having some j-brone piss on lou reeds songs

    2. Batmania

      Batmania

      I think it's nice.

  21. Nothing beats a day at the range to blow off some stress

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Cant wait t0 take the sks to the outdoor range : )

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Today, gun range, but all are decent

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Agreed. Indoor range is great. Not so sure about outdoors. At least you can use a rifle. But it's more of an all day thing if I go to an outdoor range.

  22. Anyone ever watch this story? http://www.aloneinthewilderness.com/

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      yeah I remember PBS had a special on this guy, amazing story.

    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      every time I watch it, I get lost in the story.

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Yes on PBS, the guy was absolutely awesome!!!

  23. <>

    1. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      <<Insert sassy response here>>

    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Whine of the moment: Why do people think they're being clever when they're not at all being clever?

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      you dirty cheaty rats...ain't you got no learnin

  24. Letterman drinking raw eggs tonight on Late Show... interesting

  25. Canucks collapse, and the board collapses. Seems fitting.

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