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Drive-By Body Pierce

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  1. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Jarmoir &^@#in Jagr and Jannik &^@#in Hansen. That is all.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      The scotch in me right now agrees > )

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      jarg.jpg

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I feel like there should be a banjo playing in the background with that pic.

  2. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Hooray for boobies!!!

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Gotta agree.  Love them.  Yes for sure.  Where would we be, as a species, without them?  If I had them, I do believe I would spend all day in front of a mirror:)

    2. Bur14Kes17

      Bur14Kes17

      Gods gift to man!!

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Spread the word my friends! Spread the word!

  3. Drive-By Body Pierce

    1 Growler + 1 Meow-ler = ???

  4. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Mouth is on fire, but I am strangely addicted to this habenero pepper sauce. I fear I will be expectedly addicted to the toilet, tomorrow.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      .as opposed to whatever chemical might be contained within.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Oh dear god

       

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      ive followed la beast from puking in his parents car to bringing us crystal pepsi. hes a god

  5. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Now the mos VICIOUS office drinking game I have encountered... Drink every time someone says "uh" or "um"

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      drive me... If you're gonna censor me, at least put the regular stuff in

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Cheers pierce lol xD

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      Brutal if you work with this guy:

       

      gavel.png

  6. Drive-By Body Pierce

    "With a 9mm and a three piece suit
    they look to one another and say 
    'hey mother&^@#er, who's the fool?' "

  7. Drive-By Body Pierce

    The answer is always easy! Its just understanding the question that is difficult.

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    2. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      The 5 P's....Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance...

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      If you need alliteration to remember to do something correctly...you're dping it wrong.

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger.

  8. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Internet killed the video star.

  9. Drive-By Body Pierce

    "How did the cat get so fat?"

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Check your Christmas Purdy's in the Linen Closet, the cat might have found the hiding spot. 

    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      "it's all about the money

      Political power is taken

      Protecting the rich

      Denying the poor"

  10. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Daddy's little psycho and Mommy's little soldier!!!

  11. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Do as I say, not as I do because the $&!#'s so deep you can't run away

    1. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      My coach said that as he ate a bag of McDonalds in front of me sitting in the bleachers after hockey practice.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I beg to differ on the contrary, agree with every word that is said

  12. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Doesn't matter who you are, where you are or what you are doing... Its all about the swagger.

  13. Drive-By Body Pierce

    =( ...I lost the Horvat sig you made me... my bad.

     

    Can you direct or provide me with it again?

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I have some popcorn shrimp I can share with you in return.

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      its still in our private message :3

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      OOOhoooooh... thank you sir!

       

  14. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Don't act like you're not impressed.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Are you not entertained? Are you NOT entertained? Is this not why you are here?!

  15. Drive-By Body Pierce

    When they come for me I'll be sitting on my desk with a gun in my hand and a bullet proof vest, singing 'my-my-my how the time does fly, when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night'.

  16. Drive-By Body Pierce

    "How can we not be sober?"

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      pssh... how can we NOT be high ?

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Touche!

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      quote-if-you-re-going-to-be-crazy-you-ha

  17. Drive-By Body Pierce

    " Friedman also notes the Buffalo Sabres are watching a lot of the AHL’s Utica Comets, who are the farm team of the Vancouver Canucks, He speculates they could be looking at Jake Virtanen.  "

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    2. Jaku

      Jaku

      @thejazz97

       

      :') 

       

      I certainly hope so! That would certainly make ol' Jaku's day.

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Alf's been posting OVER AND OVER about getting Sam Reinhart.  Sam and Bo would be excellent down the middle.  For JB isn't that duo a lot like what he had in Boston: Bergeron and Kricji?

    4. CANUCK-EXPRESS

      CANUCK-EXPRESS

      I only want Reinhart from Buffalo. 

  18. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Just when I thought Youtube couldn't suck much more, it finds me this gem...

     

     

  19. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Tip of the Day: If you fart while wearing a bathrobe, it will just eminate up around your neck.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      don't stick your neck out....turtle

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      You've dutch-oven'd some girls in your day, haven't you? =P

  20. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Rekindled some love for Godsmack today... a lost (hidden) gem in all of the music excellence that exists.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Nice! Congrats!

    3. AriGold

      AriGold

      Lol.. Sure wish I never typed in this message.. And I guess you can't delete your message.. 22 updates...

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^ you're just fishing for +s arent you?

  21. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I need noise!

     

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      mew.

    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

       

  22. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I <3 Modafinil.

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      i might give it a shot

       

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Haha! can't argue with sunlight and sand!

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Unless you take it late in the day, whereby you can't sleep, I haven't experienced any bad effect from it.

  23. Drive-By Body Pierce

    daves not here man

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      I  think we're parked, man

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Who ?

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      D-A-V-E, Dave man , now would you open up the goddam door I think the cops saw me come in here

  24. Drive-By Body Pierce

     

     

  25. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Movember catch phrase excellence: "Rasin' the Bar"

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