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Drive-By Body Pierce

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  1. Drive-By Body Pierce

    When I free Willy, I usually end up cuffed and then confined in a cell. What am I dong wrong?

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Willy's stiff demeanor tends to soften when away from the arena I hear?

    2. Green Goblin

      Green Goblin

      You need to yell "REAL GOOOOOOOD" when you free him. That's how you respectfully fire him.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      at least people notice! :^)

  2. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Tomorrow: All we must fear... is running out of beer.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      The contingency plan is active there will be no shortage of beer !

  3. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I wonder if the Rangers would trade AV for Willie?

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Perhaps JAV for Willie

  4. Drive-By Body Pierce

    With great mustache comes great mustache responsibility!

     

  5. Drive-By Body Pierce

    There's no good news, if there's any news at all... This place is boring; This place sucks; This places is home!

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Sorry man..heard "good news" & had to haul out an old, tired joke.(like me)

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

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    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

       

  6. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I like you Kassian, but... This time you got #%&$ up!!!

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    2. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      ^ LOL did you watch the fight? I am not trying to be bias because I like him but he got his ass handed to him. He got one clean shot in at the beginning then it was all Guddy. Kass was never a great fighter just dominated smaller younger guys in the OHL and looked mean with a good frame. 

    3. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      That one shot legitimately buckled Kassians knees.....I like Kass too...but that was decision Guddy

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      I did watch it. What I saw was a complete show of strength in Guddy, but it looked more like Kassian slipped instead of taking the knee-buckle shot, and Guddy may have hit him hard on the side of his helmet as he wrestled him to the ice. 

       

      I like Gudbranson more than Kassian, but this was a wrestling match won by Guddy, not an ass serving.

  7. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Daddy's Little Pyscho! And Mommy's Little Soldier!

  8. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Sorry, I'm losing track... Which player doesn't have tire tracks on their back yet?

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Guddy?

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I guess pre-season and that 4 game start was a mirage? Or was it? 

  9. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Sometimes all you need is just a taste.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

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  10. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Drums!!! Of course! Why didn't I think of this before?!?!

  11. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Its Austin Matthews' fault, he stole the Jays mojo!!!

  12. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Flexeril + Robax-somthin + IPA = back pain relief... Thank you Jebus!!!

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      baclofan !!!!!!

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      baclofan is a muscle relaxant and works for sore backs my prescript is 1 a day  but 2 works good....

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Nice, I will check that out if/when it flares back up!

  13. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Oh hell yeah! The little house shaped ones are always good!

     

  14. Drive-By Body Pierce

    YEAH JAYS!!!

     

    that's not all...

     

    #$%& YEAH JAYS!!!!

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Awesome fan sign I saw....

       

      "Hey Rogers, I'm switching to Telus if you don't re-sign Edwin"

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      That made me smile! +)

    4. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Facing the Rangers can't make for a better series

  15. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Go Jays!!!

     

    That is all.

  16. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Damn! Craig Conroy seems like a really genuine, straight shooter! I am impressed with him in his new role.

  17. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Worst "Oh! Canada" ever?

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    2. ItsMillerTime

      ItsMillerTime

       

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      It was good. It was different and fresh.

       

      When music can't be made fresh, music is dead.

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      :rolleyes:

  18. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Watch enough people die, and you start to think that God wants you to be a soldier.

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      My father died of cancer in February.  I was there when he died.  It was sudden. 

    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Both my parents had cancer at the same time...I lost my mother to it. It's horrible.

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Cancer seems to touch everyone in one way or another. A horrible disease that I pray we can find a cure for one day. Too many good people taken before their time. 

  19. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I may be in the minority, but I like the new forum skin.

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Passes initial smell-test..analytics pending.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Trying to bypass an adblocker is just slimy.

  20. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Sedation throughout the nation...
    Intoxication of a generation!!!...

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      That's edgy

  21. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I CERTAINLY DO NOT MIND JAMES AND TUOMO PROTECTING THE KIDS DURING THE PRE-SEASON FOR A CHANCE TO AUDITION FOR EVERY TEAM IN THE NHL (THEY WON'T STICK WITH VANCOUVER).

     
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    2. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      BUT JAMES AND TUOMO ARE NOT FIGHTERS AND ARE UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE PROTECTORS AND NEVER HAVE BEEN. ALSO...WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!?!

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      i am also trying to figure out why i was yelling... 

       

      NOT reg season fighters, but for the 1st couple games where some may take liberties

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Hadn't really thought of that angle, from those two but...

       

      Men vs boys....

  22. Drive-By Body Pierce

    There is no sex in the champagne room...

    1. Fantomex

      Fantomex

      Cornbread, ain't nothin wrong with that! 

  23. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Sittin' in a back seat, suckin on a switchblade...

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      dont kill yourself pls

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      sometimes all you need is just a taste

  24. Drive-By Body Pierce

    C'mon Florida-Anaheim Final!!!

  25. Drive-By Body Pierce

    YES!

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