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I request a Mash 2 paragraph summary of the day...

Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada.

Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more!

Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching.

The End.

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Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada.

Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more!

Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching.

The End.

10/10 would read again.

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Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada.

Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more!

Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching.

The End.

rt dis if u cri evrytiem

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Brooklyn Beavers Season Preview

After winning the president’s trophy last season the Beavers were excused in the 1st round by unlikely powerhouse Toronto Maple Leafs. Major disappointment with the caliber of players we had brought forward but we needed more defensive minded players. We have bolstered that by adding Ryan O’Rilley and Viktor Stalberg. The defensive core got a major shake up bringing in some big young fast pieces. Swedish sensation Adam Larsson and Michael Del Zotto were brought in to solidify what we consider the best combo of 6 defenseman in the league.

Jack Johnson – Zach Bogosian

Adam Larsson – Michael Del Zotto

John Michael Liles – Jonis Brodin

Ryan O’rilley was brought in to be the 2nd line Center but has solidified himself between the best tandem in the league last year Henrik Zetterberg and Evgeni Malkin.

The 2nd line is expected to product at a heavy rate with Kris Versteeg, Johan Franzen and surprise rookie center Joakim Andersson. He made the team with his ability to win faceoffs and stay out of the way for the most part.

Our 3rd line is one of the best in the League in my mind, Matt Moulson – Josh Bailey - Viktor Stalberg . They are young, fast, defensive and have a high scoring ability, we expect great thing from this line.

Our 4th line is exactly what we view a 4th line should be, high checking, gritty but defensive minded forwards. Ryan Jones – Jason Arnott – Vladimir Sobotka

We have set extremely high expectations this year for the Beavers.

If this isn’t the year expect major shakeups with the Prospect in the AHL such as Sebastian Collberg, Viktor Arvidsson, Gustav Nyquist, Matt Frattin, Tyson Barrie etc. ready to make the jump.

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Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada.

Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more!

Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching.

The End.

10/10

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Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada.

Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more!

Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching.

The End.

Never seem to come up short with these; +1 good sir : p

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Very poor pre-season for the Leafs has me baffled...Whether or not it's because of a Cup finalist hangover, I'll give them 15-20 games in the regular season to get their sh** together or it will be a full on rebuild. Going 2-5-1 with the calibre of players on this team is unacceptable.

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