Tony Romo Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 no. shut up. you leave NOW! You forgot to stand after you ate didnt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil B From The Pack Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 You forgot to stand after you ate didnt you? Why would I need to? I don't poop as often as UMB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB for MVP Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AriGold Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I request a Mash 2 paragraph summary of the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I request a Mash 2 paragraph summary of the day... How bout two words? Cheechoo sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AriGold Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 How bout two words? Cheechoo sucks Hmmm... I thought today was about how he doesn't suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I request a Mash 2 paragraph summary of the day... Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada. Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more! Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AriGold Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada. 10/10 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmen81 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada. Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more! Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching. The End. 10/10 would read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil B From The Pack Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada. Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more! Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching. The End. rt dis if u cri evrytiem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS* Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Sims late tonight 10:50, 11:05, 11:20 and 11:35 to finish off the pre season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AriGold Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Brooklyn Beavers Season Preview After winning the president’s trophy last season the Beavers were excused in the 1st round by unlikely powerhouse Toronto Maple Leafs. Major disappointment with the caliber of players we had brought forward but we needed more defensive minded players. We have bolstered that by adding Ryan O’Rilley and Viktor Stalberg. The defensive core got a major shake up bringing in some big young fast pieces. Swedish sensation Adam Larsson and Michael Del Zotto were brought in to solidify what we consider the best combo of 6 defenseman in the league. Jack Johnson – Zach Bogosian Adam Larsson – Michael Del Zotto John Michael Liles – Jonis Brodin Ryan O’rilley was brought in to be the 2nd line Center but has solidified himself between the best tandem in the league last year Henrik Zetterberg and Evgeni Malkin. The 2nd line is expected to product at a heavy rate with Kris Versteeg, Johan Franzen and surprise rookie center Joakim Andersson. He made the team with his ability to win faceoffs and stay out of the way for the most part. Our 3rd line is one of the best in the League in my mind, Matt Moulson – Josh Bailey - Viktor Stalberg . They are young, fast, defensive and have a high scoring ability, we expect great thing from this line. Our 4th line is exactly what we view a 4th line should be, high checking, gritty but defensive minded forwards. Ryan Jones – Jason Arnott – Vladimir Sobotka We have set extremely high expectations this year for the Beavers. If this isn’t the year expect major shakeups with the Prospect in the AHL such as Sebastian Collberg, Viktor Arvidsson, Gustav Nyquist, Matt Frattin, Tyson Barrie etc. ready to make the jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada. Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more! Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching. The End. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRussianRocket. Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Okay, so once upon a time there was this GM in STHS. He's had about 18 accounts, and his name isn't even UMB. Okay, so this guy is pretty cool, he did a lot of re-rates for the sim and stuff. However, this man also has a taste for weed and alcohol. He smokes the type of weed that makes you go "dude, what if... what if Cheechoo had 89 scoring again! Haha, that would be so fun for everyone under the sun". So he was doing the re-rates, and he did exactly what he thought was a great idea while smoking a bowl of what I can only imagine to be the most potent pot present in Canada. Now, Cheechoo was signed by the San Jose Sharks, where he immediately started tearing up the league during pre-season. Some general managers with common sense decided that maybe Cheechoo having 89 scoring was a stupid idea from the beginning. This offended both the Sharks management, and our lovely stoner. A fight broke loose! This fight was the type of fight that we haven't seen since the original days of PK and IK. It was terrifying, and many brave men were almost lost in the process. Some poor logic was used to defend the idea that Cheechoo should have 89 scoring, only enraging the rational GMs even more! Even our "go with the flow" captain Gmen fought against the Cheechoo train. It was a glorious day for all of mankind, unite over bitching. The End. Never seem to come up short with these; +1 good sir : p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRussianRocket. Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS* Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Pre-Season Day 14 Simmed http://cdcsimleague.com/pro_scores.php League file and website updated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLahey Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The Heat take the win over San Antonio in a full team effort, where Marcus Granlund scores 3 goals and the SO winner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS* Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Pre-Season Day 15 Simmed http://cdcsimleague.com/pro_scores.php League file and website updated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 k Stu Bickle needs to settle down in the AHL here: He has 47 PIM in 7 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimon Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Very poor pre-season for the Leafs has me baffled...Whether or not it's because of a Cup finalist hangover, I'll give them 15-20 games in the regular season to get their sh** together or it will be a full on rebuild. Going 2-5-1 with the calibre of players on this team is unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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