TOMapleLaughs Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Summertime fun, I guess. But wondering if there's a shred of truth to this: Bro Jake this morning 'dropped a bomb' and told Pratt and whatshisface on the Team a story that Dion Phaneuf, avid tobacco chewer, started spewing his brown juices all over this pristine golf course in Cape Breton where he vacations. The locals of course don't appreciate this and tell him to stop and Dion and his entourage of TO players tell the locals to go f theirselves. What ensues is a hubbub, a brouhaha, and perhaps a melee, whereby the mighty Dion gets his ass thoroughly kicked. Now while I can see the douchebaggery level of Dion being quite high, this story seems quite out there to me. I wonder if it will take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It's a good thing the Club House Manager had a bad hip or she really would have kicked his sorry arse .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogbyte Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 He's a goof, So happy he's in la la land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magician Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 That's #*&$ing hilarious if true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KassianBeastMode Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Summertime fun, I guess. But wondering if there's a shred of truth to this: Bro Jake this morning 'dropped a bomb' and told Pratt and whatshisface on the Team a story that Dion Phaneuf, avid tobacco chewer, started spewing his brown juices all over this pristine golf course in Cape Breton where he vacations. The locals of course don't appreciate this and tell him to stop and Dion and his entourage of TO players tell the locals to go f theirselves. What ensues is a hubbub, a brouhaha, and perhaps a melee, whereby the mighty Dion gets his ass thoroughly kicked. Now while I can see the douchebaggery level of Dion being quite high, this story seems quite out there to me. I wonder if it will take. I call BS, Phaneuf doesn't get in fights, he runs away or slashes guys like a feline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Phagooeuf is such a chucklehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Well, if it's true, it doesn't surprise me. Not because I know anything about Dion Phaneuf, but because I know jocks. Hockey players are jocks. Yes, there are some classy guys, but they are still young, young men that hit things for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakyWalton Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Ha ha ha ha ha .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmployeeoftheMonth Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 yup, and Dan Cloutier killed someone with his porshe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremyCuddles Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Seriously doubt it. At least the fight part. Dion doesn't fight people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdatb Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 he probably just turned and ran when they told him to stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Churla Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 My brother in law tried fighting Dion at a nightclub in Calgary and Alex Tanguay stepped in haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm sure that story would have been picked up by more agencies than "Bro Jake" by now if it were true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 In 9 days the story's already changed from "Phaneuf and buddies get drunk in a golf course bar and damage a bathroom", to, "Phaneuf gets beat up by other golfers who were unhappy he was spitting chew all over the green" http://www.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/2bcdiz/so_dion_phaneuf_and_his_friends_came_to_my_small/ Gotta love the interent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMapleLaughs Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 In 9 days the story's already changed from "Phaneuf and buddies get drunk in a golf course bar and damage a bathroom", to, "Phaneuf gets beat up by other golfers who were unhappy he was spitting chew all over the green" http://www.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/2bcdiz/so_dion_phaneuf_and_his_friends_came_to_my_small/ Gotta love the interent From that same source:I'm getting a bit more to the story, the incident involved Dion, his brother and a few of their friends (agents/scouts) were at the bar drinking and also doing dip (chewing tobacco). They started to spit it into the glass napkin holder, after a little while of this, the bartender asked them to stop, saving something along the lines of "I know you boys are here for a good time, but you can't be doing that, it's disrespectful". They took exception to that and started arguing with the bartender, another patron took exception and defended the bartender, which led to Dion's brother punching the other patron in the head. Which then led to everyone getting into it. From the way it sounded, it managed to be defused not too much after it started and became more of a drunken shouting match. I'm still picking up the details as I'm going along, but that's the story I've learned so far. I like stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 As much fun as it is to believe that Dion Phaneuf would do something this stupid, I'm going to hold off on gloating until I see a more reliable source... ...besides, we get to watch him do stupid things all hockey season. No reason to get greedy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerEpic5 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I thought the title said Dion Phaneuf got turned down for what by Cape Breton golfers.. Well I read that wrong. I wish I had.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvis15 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I call BS, Phaneuf doesn't get in fights, he runs away or slashes guys like a feline Seriously doubt it. At least the fight part. Dion doesn't fight people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bissurnette Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 LOL that made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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