Gurn Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way. Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way The time is gone, the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopshodan Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 @gurn Thanks, fitting. I had never thought about those lyrics before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
189lb enforcers? Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 After 21 years of marriage, these lyrics still make me squeeze her hand and hold my breath while we drive somewhere. Could be in the midst of a fight, party anything, and it gets me in the belly every time. Love is as slippery as it is rare. Charlie Sexton - Impressed. “Love is gentle, love is kind Doesn't poison baby's wine Isn't jealous or provoked Doesn't quit or give up hope” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
189lb enforcers? Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 (edited) The Waterboys. I wish I was a fisherman Tumblin' on the seas Far away from dry land And it's bitter memories Castin' out my sweet line With abandonment and love No ceiling bearin' down on me Save the starry sky above With light in my head With you in my arms I wish I was the brakeman On a hurtlin fevered train Crashin head long into the heartland Like a cannon in the rain With the feelin of the sleepers And the burnin of the coal Countin the towns flashin by And a night that's full of soul With light in my head With you in my arms And I know I will be loosened From the bonds that hold me fast And the chains all around me Will fall away at last And on that grand and fateful day I will take thee in my hand I will ride on a train I will be the fisherman With light in my head You in my arms Light in my head You in my arms Light in my head You With light in my head You in my arms Edited September 7, 2019 by 189lb enforcers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I've got 2 chickens to paralyze Won't you Pack the bags with forks & knives (youtube gem that I figured needed sharing) 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 12 hours ago, Nuxfanabroad said: I've got 2 chickens to paralyze Won't you Pack the bags with forks & knives (youtube gem that I figured needed sharing) I see your Eddie Money and raise you some Billy Joel You made the rice, I made the gravy, But it just may be some tuna fish you're lookin for... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tre Mac Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Nuxfanabroad said: I've got 2 chickens to paralyze Won't you Pack the bags with forks & knives (youtube gem that I figured needed sharing) 1 hour ago, Shift-4 said: I see your Eddie Money and raise you some Billy Joel You made the rice, I made the gravy, But it just may be some tuna fish you're lookin for... Michael Stipe has entered the chat That's me in the corner that's me in the cockfight losing to a pigeon. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, Tre Mac said: Michael Stipe has entered the chat That's me in the corner that's me in the cockfight losing to a pigeon. C'mon I'm in a &^@#ing meeting man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riffraff Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 There are lots but here is one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Sikes Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 (edited) Edited September 18, 2019 by Bill Sikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurn Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 15 hours ago, Nuxfanabroad said: I've got 2 chickens to paralyze Won't you Pack the bags with forks & knives (youtube gem that I figured needed sharing) 3 hours ago, Shift-4 said: I see your Eddie Money and raise you some Billy Joel You made the rice, I made the gravy, But it just may be some tuna fish you're lookin for... 2 hours ago, Tre Mac said: Michael Stipe has entered the chat That's me in the corner that's me in the cockfight losing to a pigeon. A duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John Don't let your son go down on me. B.T.O. Baking carrot biscuits Deep Purple Smoking Walter, the fire engine guy Jimi Hendrix comes out of the closet with Excuse me, while I kiss this guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliG Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 I don't want no drama I just wanna be your diamond, babe Guaranteed to be a problem Every time I get around you, babe I just want you to need me You might really wanna try me, babe All I know I want a rider All I know I want a rider, babe You know that you need a rider You know that you need a rider, babe You know that you need a rider You know that you need a rider, babe, ah yeah Yo, I just wanna be ya rider You should pull up in that Spyder You should let me hit the mic And I ain't talking about the fighter Get it lit without a lighter Let's pull an all-nighter Tell me-tell me what you need, got the weed I'm a bad little bitch and I never indict her Get locked, I'mma write ya You on the road? I'mma Skype ya I don't wanna hype ya But you… Nicki Minaj – Favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 On 9/17/2019 at 10:33 PM, Nuxfanabroad said: I've got 2 chickens to paralyze Won't you Pack the bags with forks & knives (youtube gem that I figured needed sharing) I remember several years ago there was a big todo about Sikh Temples in Surrey and whether they should have chairs instead of people sitting on the floor.... One of the local radio stations started playing a parody of the Eagles' "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks" (which is an awesome song, BTW) They called it "The Sikhs Don't Want No Seats".... 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 On 9/18/2019 at 2:32 PM, gurn said: A duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John Don't let your son go down on me. B.T.O. Baking carrot biscuits Deep Purple Smoking Walter, the fire engine guy Jimi Hendrix comes out of the closet with Excuse me, while I kiss this guy I always heard that one as Slow Motion Walter.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Of course one of the all-time classics is Springsteen's (Manfred Mann's) Blinded By the Light, where "Revved up like a Deuce" becomes "Wrapped up like a Douche".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurn Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, RUPERTKBD said: I remember several years ago there was a big todo about Sikh Temples in Surrey and whether they should have chairs instead of people sitting on the floor.... One of the local radio stations started playing a parody of the Eagles' "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks" (which is an awesome song, BTW) They called it "The Sikhs Don't Want No Seats".... Ever hear the Rock 101 twisted blues tune about three guys at the bar? One Turban One Scot And one queer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopshodan Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 hours ago, RUPERTKBD said: Of course one of the all-time classics is Springsteen's (Manfred Mann's) Blinded By the Light, where "Revved up like a Deuce" becomes "Wrapped up like a Douche".... "Held up like a loofah, by the foreman in the night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 (edited) A man walks down the streetHe says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?Why am I soft in the middle?The rest of my life is so hardI need a photo-opportunityI want a shot at redemptionDon't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard"Bonedigger, BonediggerDogs in the moonlightFar away in my well-lit doorMr. Beerbelly, BeerbellyGet these mutts away from meYou know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore If you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al A man walks down the streetHe says, "Why am I short of attention?Got a short little span of attentionAnd, whoa, my nights are so longWhere's my wife and family?What if I die here? Now that my role model is gone, gone?"He ducked back down the alleyWith some roly-poly little bat-faced girlAll along, alongThere were incidents and accidentsThere were hints and allegations If you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call me, you can call me AlCall me Al A man walks down the streetIt's a street in a strange worldMaybe it's the third worldMaybe it's his first time aroundDoesn't speak the languageHe holds no currencyHe is a foreign manHe is surrounded by the sound, the soundCattle in the marketplaceScatterings and orphanagesHe looks around, aroundHe sees angels in the architectureSpinning in infinityHe says, "Amen and Hallelujah!" If you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al Edited October 11, 2019 by nucklehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 If you're just a dirty troll With sabotagin' plan You hold the key to rage & scorn In that grimy lil' hand Though the mods will lock you down You'll never understand CANUCK people now Smile on all posters Everybody get together Try to PLUS+ one another Right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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