DarthMelvin Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, falcon45ca said: How much would a hot tub full of lucky lager cost, tub included? Depends on how many empties you got to return. Is there anybody out there? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Just nod if you can here me. Is there anyone home? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 Sorry, don’t know of anyone by that name. You have the wrong address. How many falcons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, Cpt.Clutch said: Sorry, don’t know of anyone by that name. You have the wrong address. How many falcons does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5, he is very clumsy and its best to counteract his fault with extra light bulb volunteers. How does one dance like it's 1999? Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 49 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: How does one dance like it's 1999? Ask Carlton Banks But most importantly... why the rain gots to be PURPLE Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Because there's blood in the sky. What does it sound like when doves cry? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 hours ago, luckylager said: Because there's blood in the sky. What does it sound like when doves cry? Wet, slappy farts. Why are there so many people at televised darts games? 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: Wet, slappy farts. Why are there so many people at televised darts games? People find comfort in unity no matter how lame. Free beer helps too. If you only had one beer left in house and your wife only had one cider, which one do you shotgun? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Just now, luckylager said: People find comfort in unity no matter how lame. Free beer helps too. If you only had one beer left in house and your wife only had one cider, which one do you shotgun? My wife. Sawed off 12 gauge, ain't nobody touching my booze. If a priest touches a boy in the woods, do they make a sound? Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: My wife. Sawed off 12 gauge, ain't nobody touching my booze. If a priest touches a boy in the woods, do they make a sound? The wind cries Mary. Not sure if the woods cry Mark. Why does time seem to accelerate with every passing day? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Just now, luckylager said: The wind cries Mary. Not sure if the woods cry Mark. Why does time seem to accelerate with every passing day? Cuz you bought a cheap ass Wal-Mart watch, and it runs fast & keeps shoddy time. It doesnt even have an indiglo light. Why do you insist on buying such cheap time pieces? Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 20 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: Cuz you bought a cheap ass Wal-Mart watch, and it runs fast & keeps shoddy time. It doesnt even have an indiglo light. Why do you insist on buying such cheap time pieces? I don't wear a watch. Haven't since the early 90's. People tell me I'm timeless. If you were forced to pick one poison, the only vice you could have access to for the rest of your life, what would it be? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 10 minutes ago, luckylager said: I don't wear a watch. Haven't since the early 90's. People tell me I'm timeless. If you were forced to pick one poison, the only vice you could have access to for the rest of your life, what would it be? It would either be marijuana or lsd- probably the former, gun to my head. Where did it all go right again? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Just now, 112 said: It would either be marijuana or lsd- probably the former, gun to my head. Where did it all go right again? Just after the left exit. What type of food is the most bouncy? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 minute ago, falcon45ca said: Just after the left exit. What type of food is the most bouncy? bouncy balls So which left exit do I take if there's a fire? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) if there’s a fire, you take the exit that takes you right out. What do you mean I’m funny? Edited July 31, 2019 by Cpt.Clutch Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 9 hours ago, Cpt.Clutch said: if there’s a fire, you take the exit that takes you right out. What do you mean I’m funny? You're misinterpreting the insult.. a clown's a clown... JK Do fish feel pain? Link to comment
Tortorella's Rant Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) . Edited July 31, 2019 by Tortorella's Rant Link to comment
milk and honey Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 24 minutes ago, DarthMelvin said: You're misinterpreting the insult.. a clown's a clown... JK Do fish feel pain? ya but not after they are dead would you date deb the mod? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Just now, milk and honey said: ya but not after they are dead would you date deb the mod? I can and I have. Is Gwyneth Paltrow as unbearable IRL as she is on Twitter? Link to comment
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