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Just now, Cpt.Clutch said:

Sorry, don’t know of anyone by that name.   You have the wrong address. 

 

How many falcons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

-5, he is very clumsy and its best to counteract his fault with extra light bulb volunteers.

 

How does one dance like it's 1999?

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5 minutes ago, falcon45ca said:

Wet, slappy farts.

 

 

Why are there so many people at televised darts games?

 

 

People find comfort in unity no matter how lame. Free beer helps too.

 

If you only had one beer left in house and your wife only had one cider, which one do you shotgun?

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Just now, luckylager said:

People find comfort in unity no matter how lame. Free beer helps too.

 

If you only had one beer left in house and your wife only had one cider, which one do you shotgun?

My wife. Sawed off 12 gauge, ain't nobody touching my booze.

 

 

If a priest touches a boy in the woods, do they make a sound?

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3 minutes ago, falcon45ca said:

My wife. Sawed off 12 gauge, ain't nobody touching my booze.

 

 

If a priest touches a boy in the woods, do they make a sound?

The wind cries Mary. Not sure if the woods cry Mark.

 

Why does time seem to accelerate with every passing day?

 

 

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Just now, luckylager said:

The wind cries Mary. Not sure if the woods cry Mark.

 

Why does time seem to accelerate with every passing day?

 

 

Cuz you bought a cheap ass Wal-Mart watch, and it runs fast & keeps shoddy time. It doesnt even have an indiglo light.

 

 

Why do you insist on buying such cheap time pieces?

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20 minutes ago, falcon45ca said:

Cuz you bought a cheap ass Wal-Mart watch, and it runs fast & keeps shoddy time. It doesnt even have an indiglo light.

 

 

Why do you insist on buying such cheap time pieces?

I don't wear a watch. Haven't since the early 90's. People tell me I'm timeless.

 

If you were forced to pick one poison, the only vice you could have access to for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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10 minutes ago, luckylager said:

I don't wear a watch. Haven't since the early 90's. People tell me I'm timeless.

 

If you were forced to pick one poison, the only vice you could have access to for the rest of your life, what would it be?

It would either be marijuana or lsd- probably the former, gun to my head.

 

Where did it all go right again?

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