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ON THE EVENING OF SEPTEMBER 6TH, A USER BY THE NAME OF @-Vintage Canuck- BROKE RULE 7 (D) WHICH STATES:

 

THERE WILL BE NO ADVERTISING OR SELLING OF ANY KIND

INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

-> ADVERTISEMENTS AND LINKS TO OTHER MESSAGE BOARDS

 

EVIDENCE:

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER, ON THE MORNING OF SEPTEMBER 15TH, THE NOTICE APPEARED FOR THE FORUM SHUTTING DOWN FOREVER. DO WE, THE PEOPLE OF CDC, THINK THIS IS PURELY A COINCIDENCE? NO WE DO NOT. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. OUR BOT HAS BETRAYED US.

 

THEREFOR, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE ALL WITNESSES TO SPEAK UP, AND SHARE THEIR EVIDENCE OF OUR BOT BETRAYING US.

 

CHEERS,

ROBERTS.

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12 hours ago, Roberts said:

ON THE EVENING OF SEPTEMBER 6TH, A USER BY THE NAME OF @-Vintage Canuck- BROKE RULE 7 (D) WHICH STATES:

 

THERE WILL BE NO ADVERTISING OR SELLING OF ANY KIND

INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

-> ADVERTISEMENTS AND LINKS TO OTHER MESSAGE BOARDS

 

EVIDENCE:

Could contain: File, Webpage, Adult, Male, Man, Person, Page, Text, Formal Wear, Tie

 

SEVERAL DAYS LATER, ON THE MORNING OF SEPTEMBER 15TH, THE NOTICE APPEARED FOR THE FORUM SHUTTING DOWN FOREVER. DO WE, THE PEOPLE OF CDC, THINK THIS IS PURELY A COINCIDENCE? NO WE DO NOT. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. OUR BOT HAS BETRAYED US.

 

THEREFOR, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE ALL WITNESSES TO SPEAK UP, AND SHARE THEIR EVIDENCE OF OUR BOT BETRAYING US.

 

CHEERS,

ROBERTS.

hockeygod77, is that you? :lol:

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MY THEORY IS THAT THIS WAS AQUAMAN'S 20 YEAR PLAN ALL ALONG.

 

HE CREATED THIS MESSAGE BOARD AS A CONCENTRATION CAMP. HE FIGURED IF HE CAN TRAP PEOPLE ON CDC MORE PEOPLE WILL BECOME FRIENDS AND COME TO MORE GAMES AND SPEND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

 

PEOPLE DID BECOME FRIENDS BUT THE PLAN BACK FIRED. INSTEAD OF GOING TO GAMES ,FANS ALIKE WOULD GATHER IN FRONT OF THEIR COMPUTERS AND TVS ON GAME DAY AND WOULD POST EVERY PLAY-BY-PLAY ON THIS THING CALLED THE 'GDT' INSTEAD OF PACKING THE BUILDING ESPECIALLY WHEN THE TEAM SUCKED.

 

THIS ANGERED AQUAMAN AND HE COULDN'T AFFORD TO PAY VINTAGE HIS ASKING PRICE WHEN HIS CONTRACT WAS UP. SO AQUAMAN HAD A BOARD MEETING (NO PUN INTENDED)  TO SHUT THE WHOLE OPERATION DOWN, THIS WAY, THE ONLY WAY HE COULD RECOUP SOME OF THE MONEY AND PAY VINTAGE HIS BONUS IS IF FANS FROM CDC COME IN FLOCKS OF GROUPS TO GAMES AND HAVE A 'GDT' THERE, NOW DUBBED 'GDM' (GAME DAY MEET-UPS)  AND ATTEND GAMES AND BUY 20$ BEERS AND 55$ HOT-DOGS.

 

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

 

 

I'll show myself out...

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