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6 minutes ago, Emmetts said:

Will we resign?

He might. I haven't heard from him much this season. I'm hoping he'll re-sign instead though.

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I haven't seen this guy play yet but know if he a Canuck that he has these characteristics (things I have learned on CDC):

 

- if Benning drafted him he is crap 

 

- if Gillis drafted him he was good and is now crap

 

- if he hasn't played a game yet he is a pretty potential first line fit and likely first ballot HOF

 

- if he has good Corsi it is a fluke

 

- if he has good point total, some other stat will show he isn't good

 

- he can be traded for multiple first round picks and if that doesn't happen, Benning is worst GM of all time 

 

- Hockey News spelled his name wrong (LastGnome) but have him linked to a trade with the Leafs

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Rummors abound that Lastname has spent the summer with Willy Nylander in Sweden and they have become fast friends.  Willy is going to Leaf's management to ask for a trade to Vancouver to play on a line with Lastname and Jake Virtanen.  He wants to help Jake dispell any dought that the Canucks made  the right choice in drafting him first. :rolleyes:

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22 hours ago, Rob_Zepp said:

I haven't seen this guy play yet but know if he a Canuck that he has these characteristics (things I have learned on CDC):

 

- if Benning drafted him he is crap 

 

- if Gillis drafted him he was good and is now crap

 

- if he hasn't played a game yet he is a pretty potential first line fit and likely first ballot HOF

 

- if he has good Corsi it is a fluke

 

- if he has good point total, some other stat will show he isn't good

 

- he can be traded for multiple first round picks and if that doesn't happen, Benning is worst GM of all time 

 

- Hockey News spelled his name wrong (LastGnome) but have him linked to a trade with the Leafs

Add one:

- If he hasn't played a game yet but the person drafted right after him did, then he is a bust.

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1 hour ago, 24K PureCool said:

Add one:

- If he hasn't played a game yet but the person drafted right after them did, then he is a bust.

Goes without saying - but it will be said and threads will be dedicated to it.   Bank.

 

Good catch.

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19 hours ago, -Vintage Canuck- said:

It's good to see him adding some muscle this summer. We have a lot of guys up front, and I could see him challenging for the 13th forward position.

I saw him in an elevator and he has a huge gut.   A friend's cousin's girlfriend's sisters aunt saw him in 7-11 eating junk food like crazy.   I think he will be a bust as he was drafted so high and he is already ancient at 20 and is so fat now too.    Go Hawks!  

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I know this might sound crazy, but with our current forward depth increasing, what about moving Lastname to D? I know the whole Subban to forward debate has been flogged to death here, and then we had the failed Pedan experiment, but I really think it could be a good fit. By moving him to D it could open up a Edler or Tanev trade and we can load up on draft picks for 2018? Call me crazy, but I see real potential here.

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1 hour ago, shayster007 said:

I know this might sound crazy, but with our current forward depth increasing, what about moving Lastname to D? I know the whole Subban to forward debate has been flogged to death here, and then we had the failed Pedan experiment, but I really think it could be a good fit. By moving him to D it could open up a Edler or Tanev trade and we can load up on draft picks for 2018? Call me crazy, but I see real potential here.

Perhaps but I think we could package him for Sergachev as long as we retained some of Lastnames CAP hit - that may solve the D issue too.   

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On ‎16‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 0:28 AM, GarthButcher5 said:

This is my favorite picture of Lastname. Thats him down on the ice.

 

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Not enough players utilise the leg sweep in hockey, shame really.

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Any word on Lasty's contract extension? Guy does all the little things right, goes unnoticed most nights. Can't lose him for nothing :/

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8 hours ago, Where's Wellwood said:

Given Lastname's number of games played, he should still be eligible for the Calder, right?

I don't see why he's not played more. After his great first game, he's never gotten another chance. Criminal.

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On ‎7‎/‎16‎/‎2017 at 12:28 AM, GarthButcher5 said:

This is my favorite picture of Lastname. Thats him down on the ice.

 

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That's ole Jack Skille getting the leg sweep from Lastname.

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