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  1. Moose Knuckles needs a lesson in business ethics.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/moose-knuckles-1.3555250

  2. If the entire CDC donates $5 each to the NHL draft bribe fund, do you think we can out-bribe Daryl Katz?

    1. yoshiyoshi

      yoshiyoshi

      i think we would need more than $100 to out-bribe anyone

  3. CDC needs to 

     

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ....go home and rethink their lives....

      tumblr_inline_n93ndhk7cL1rnw8xk.gif

  4. Today I am as uninspired as our 2nd and 3rd periods last night. So tired and cranky.  Benning, do something to make me happy, get us a good pick, or someone who can score.  

  5. I have a date with Deadpool Sunday. 

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      I almost got up and left half way through...

    2. Ryanstorm

      Ryanstorm

      I'm going to check it out tomorrow! I haven't been to a movie in years.

  6. That last 2 games have made it difficult for me to believe in the process.  Someone needs to hold me and tell me it's going to be OK.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      processed cheese ?   It will be OK Chalk  

      hugs-1421418169.gif

    2. Chalky

      Chalky

      Perfect. Exactly the feel.

  7. Nooooo! Not Abe Vigoda. We've lost a comic genius.  Master of the deadpan.

    1. norcaldave

      norcaldave

      sleeping with fish

       

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      RIP Fish. 

      You were hilarious. 

       

  8. Way to go Zack, only 14 more and I won't lose that $5 bet. 

  9. How many hypocrites in Edmonton will now say Kassian is their favourite player.  Kassian recalled form AHL. Good Luck Zack.

    http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/edmonton-oilers-recall-zack-kassian-from-ahl/

  10. If the team is going to suck this bad can we please start playing tough hockey, and start making opposing cocky players piss blood as opposed to moping around the ice waiting for the Sedins to score.  This is getting difficult to watch.  I don't need to see Dorsett fight another lunkhead, I need to see him pummel Seguin in front of the net repeatedly until Seguin himself tells his teammates to stop harassing McCann.

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      This.. 

      Go big or go home now.. 

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i don't agree with that but i do believe the team needs to concentrate on out hitting the opposition..when they can't score more goals than their opposition, they need to out play them in other areas...i found that with my teams that out hit their opponents, we started winning games again...edler use to be a beast, hamhuis used to lay guys out with a hip check...biega and sbisa are the only d'men taking the body...a few games ago for 3 shifts in a row...everyone on the ice finished their checks...it was great but then they stopped...my question is, why?

    3. TimberWolf
  11. Bethesda Games needs to actually invent Addictol to cure me of my savage addiction to playing Fallout 4 until the wee hours of the morning....EVERY FREAKING NIGHT!!!!!!

  12. Sony just announced the end to manufacturing Betamax cassettes.  Tough to believe it outlasted HD DVD and Laserdisc.  Who knows, if they could only have hung on a wee bit longer it could have taken off.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      This is really going to mess with Blockbuster's business model

    2. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      sony does a good job of stubbornly backing proprietary formats

    3. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      but this is hilarious

  13. Who do I talk to about a name change? Stealth Nuck doesn't receive PMs

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      ya, sorry. i was sending Stealth too many love letters.

    3. Edlerberry
    4. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      You can send PMs to me too. I am The Weasel.

  14. Sports are on my mind. So many sports on my mind. This is a glorious time of year.

    1. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      I LOVE this time of year. I'm a summer person but I always take great comfort in the fact that sports is in full swing when it ends.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Still not pleased baseball is at 1 tomorrow. you would never see that in hockey during the week.

  15. Chalky was wrong, Vey cleared waivers, You hear it? I was wrong.

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      No, the correct way to put that was "Timberwolf was right"

    2. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      Everyone was right except Chalky.

  16. Is Todd Bertuzzi still playing? Just curious.

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      No he's old as dirt now.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Bert is jealous of dirt he is so old

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Kassian is jealous of Bert, at least he didn't get dealt as a cap dump during his career.

  17. Can Lou Lamoriello execute the Shanaplan?

    1. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      You know well he Shanacan't!

    2. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      Of course he can, he's the Shanaman.

  18. Natas Kaupas

  19. If we all had the same opinions the CDC would be a boring place.

  20. Saad to CBJ? That one shocks me.

    1. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      Me too..I thought he was almost untouchable.

    2. thejazz97
    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      During the finals his name was being tossed around like a cheap whore knew it was coming, they have all that money tied up in 2 players.

  21. Huh, I would have figured the Kings terminating a contract was worth having it's own thread. Guess not. Redundant thread? Hardly.

    1. AriGold

      AriGold

      It shouldn't have been closed, bad call by the MOD. I re-made one for people to discuss.

  22. Terminated contracts, trading retired players to circumvent the cap floor on a league owend team? What next? How can Buttman make the NHL more of a joke.

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      He could give out mini Stanley Cups as participation awards.

    3. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      ^Coming 2017, for American teams only..

    4. Chalky
  23. I hope Bieksa retires a Canuck.

  24. Rona Ambrose = Canada's Sarah Palin

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