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  1. Hansen, Sbisa, Biega for Hamonic - which side adds, and what?

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Not Tanev. Edler, yes.

    3. Chris

      Chris

      Tanev + 2nd For Hamonic + 3rd/4th

       

      Tanev will never be able to shoot the puck; that bothers me.

    4. Chris

      Chris

      Meh, maybe that's overpayment, I just hate Tanev's shot. *shrug*

  2. Have yourself a merry little Christmas, CDC.

  3. Henrik and Daniel likely aren't going to be leaving, but nothing's Sedin stone.

     

    #36 probably doesn't like the team's compete level, but he seems quiet, so he may have washed his Hansen the matter.

     

    Anton just signed with the Canucks, but the team hasn't Rodin to the sunset just yet.

     

    Hutton's Ben real good this year.

     

    It's a shame that our goalies are doing so well and our season is so bad, but then again, I'm not one to be Ryan over spilled milk.

     

    Alex earned his contract; now he needs to step up and Biega that the team needs.

     

    As for the season, just like Brandon, they better Sutter down for the rest of the way.

     

    I'll stop there; I've made Vey too many bad Canucks puns already.

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      pedan he da man,  mcann needs more bran                                     horvat ain't no door matt.                                                                         aquilini can suck my w-----                                                                 am i doin this right?

  4. Hey guys, my SandCassels blog is up and running again. Check out the newest post!

     

    1. JM_

      JM_

      good info. highlighting the Regina kid i see... ::D

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Gotta represent :P 

  5. Hey Toews, randomly decided to see if my account was still active after 7 years and it turns out it is. Sad to see you haven't been active since 2009, but in all honestly I'm surprised you lasted that long. You're too good for this place.

     

    You keep doing you buddy, you keep doing you.

    1. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Hey thejaz97, randomly decided to see if my account was still active after 7 years and it turns out it is. Sad to see you haven't been active since 2009, but in all honestly I'm surprised you lasted that long. You're too good for this place.

       

      You keep doing you buddy, you keep doing you.

    2. Dazzle
    3. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      what's the story here?

  6. Hi, I'm Chet Wallaby, Corporate Scapegoat

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Hi, I'm Chet Manley: Kitchen Boy
      tumblr_mj26cpuWWm1qfxt5do1_500.png

    2. Kazmanian Devil
  7. Hope Tavares likes the constant media attention, overzealous fans, and constant cycle of mediocrity. 

     

    Wait, he signed with the Leafs, right? Because that could describe any of the Canadian teams.

    1. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Looks like they're following the Pittsburgh model.  Tavares and Matthews are good but they won't be Crosby and Malkin.  Ever.

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      @thejazz97 When did we sign Tavares? ;)

  8. Horvat, Baertschi, and Hutton will all be upgrading their game, the Sedins get to work their magic once again, the SHL MVP, a 6-foot-8 behemoth, a power forward, and Andrey Pedan will all be proving themselves, and a 6-foot-6 goalie will be taking over the starting role.

    One of the best players outside the NHL will be joining us either late this season or next season, and we just drafted the best defenseman in the draft.

    If you're not excited about that, you're taking this team for granted way too much.

  9. How many feet do you need to climb a binary tree?

     

     

    Only 10.

    1. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      BOOOOOOOOO :P

       

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      you'll need all the ones you got plus all your spares...

  10. Hyped for the new Thor trailer:

     

     

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'm superheroed out. 

    2. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      looks so good planet hulk deaty maych radd 

    3. canuktravella
  11. I aspire to things like this with my life :lol:

     

     

  12. I can totally see Drouin to the Ducks for Shea Theodore.

    1. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      TBL are already ruining D prospects in the minors, namely Koekoek and DeAngelo. Theodore would be of a similar situation.

  13. I don't doubt that Hansen will be a Blackhawk by season's end.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      I don't see why they would need him. If they are going to give up a 1st for a player it should be Ladd.

    2. Ghostsof1915
    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Just dont see the fit.

  14. I don't understand why anyone can be sad at this point.

     

    Matthews, Laine, Puljujarvi, Tkachuk, Dubois, Nylander, Chychrun, Juolevi, Sergachev.

     

    One of these will be ours by late June. All great players.

    1. SedinMadness

      SedinMadness

      who is sad! not I. we get a very good player none the less. everyone says how the canucks are unlucky, I want to point out that we did get linden, we did get bure! and yes people will argue, but i say hansen edler.... those players have helped this organization out big time! even if they aren't sid the kid, or ovi.

    2. SedinMadness

      SedinMadness

      I am excited can't wait to see what we are selecting! does kinda suck that this is the year that for the first time they do the lottery for all 3 spots, before it was just for first.

    3. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      ya im pumped i think we will draft  2nd or 3rd  if it happens puljujarvi or laine if not no biggy id pick juolevi  hes a stud dman as well 

  15. I finally understand the hype around the Ozymandias episode of Breaking Bad.

     

    Hokey frick.

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      I just watched Fallon's, that was pretty good :lol:

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Man, I thought there were six seasons of Breaking Bad! I knew the ending before but it shocked me when the fifth season finale was the end of it.

    4. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Closest thing we'll get to a 6th season is Better Call Saul. Not quite as good, but it helps with BB withdrawal haha

  16. I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

  17. I had a dream last night where I was hanging out with Kanye West in Moose Jaw, and then later on was hanging out with him and Morgan Freeman at the Toronto Airport. :mellow:

    1. Blueberries

      Blueberries

      A 2 months ago I had a dream I was hanging with Drake in Langley...

    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      Too bad no one goes to Moose Jaw. 

  18. I had a dream that I was watching a movie with a girl and we were flirting and she asked me to kiss her. I went closer and as soon as our lips touched I backed off and said, "Sorry, this is my first kiss" and things got a bit awkward from there.

     

    Also, I was representing Canada in some sort of continent race. It was me, a guy from the US, and a guy from Mexico, and we were easily winning. It wasn't a conventional race track though, it was like on top of buildings that are on the edge of cliffs.

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    2. logic

      logic

      that has to be the most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my life..

    3. numb3r 16
    4. numb3r 16

      numb3r 16

      Oops ignore that, I had a mind fart and posted "go Sweden" here instead of as a seperate status update...

  19. I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!  They Alderan is peaceful!

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Pray I don't send Paulie here to squash your head for altering the deal. 

    3. the last outlaw

      the last outlaw

      Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?

      No

      Good. You know it would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here

      This deal is getting worse all the time!

  20. I have been hired for a full time position today as an Adult 

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    2. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      I think you forgot to finish your thought, you left out: "film star" at the end. 

    3. Kazmanian Devil
    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      good luck lad...if you fail, we'll be waiting for you on here...

  21. I miss Kaz.

    I miss Saniel Dedin.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      I wonder what Nikki Shiz is doing...

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Saniel has a special place in CDC history.

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Holy Goshness..yes Saniel Dedins is missed! I remember him claiming his GDT(if mods allowed him!) would rocks our worlds.

       

      ...Guy was a beaut

  22. I must be way too overtired. The nickname of McGoober for McDavid made me cry of laughter for a solid 10 minutes.

     

     

    I need sleep.

  23. I think I found my new favourite baseball player :lol:

     

     

  24. I think it's cool that because of arguably the worst player in Canucks history, we got the two best players in Canucks history.

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      For his indirect role in getting everyone shipped.

    3. Putgolzin

      Putgolzin

      interesting, so by extension Markstrom too I guess...

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Yes. Fun fact, Jacob Markstrom is also part of the aftermath of the Lindros trade.

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