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  1. There goes Quebec....making an ass of itself yet again....

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Yep, time to make a trade. I'd like to target Minnesota in the deal, packaged with Washington, that would be perfect.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      oWHile Minny would be a great addition, i'm more focused on uniting the Cascadian lands to create the ultimate combo . Cascadia FTW

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Washington state maybe but not DC that is a cesspool

  2. A couple of G's, an R and an E, an I and an N. Just 6 little letters, all jumbled together, can cause damage that we may never mend......

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      "Um...I'm not sure if I say it..."

    3. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      South Park Season 11 Episode 1 - "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"

    4. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Are you talking about gingers. They have no souls

  3. I love drunk girls :)

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      that doesn't even work. mixing boozy breath of death with cool mint makes it even worse. might as well down a mojito

    3. Ralph.

      Ralph.

      Sober YOLO girls. Drunk YOLO girls are the absolute bottom.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      pff you all have no clue. drunk girls buy you shots and make you look like a champ in front of your ex. I will ALWAYS love drunk girls :D

  4. Just drank 3 times the normal amount of pre workout i'm supposed to. This is nnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttssssssssssssssssss

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Feels good man.

    3. MANGO

      MANGO

      gonna try it again, maybe 4x

    4. rampage

      rampage

      LOL sounds hilarous

  5. Dirty ol' mustard tiger

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Friends of the road boys.....Friends of the road...

    3. :D

      :D

      He's dead, btw.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      too many dirty burgers.

  6. we need more vegetables to combat the fruits on here. someone change their profile picture to Stephen Hawking.

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    2. Relfk

      Relfk

      Ba dum tssssh

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      So wrong..but yet soooo right :P

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Ahaha, that was beautiful.

  7. we need more vegetables to combat the fruits on here. someone change their profile picture to Stephen Hawking.

  8. Never forget.
    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      That video doesn't fit what I thought the comment was referring to.

    2. Magikal
  9. giant fat lady on skytrain picking nose and eating the boogers...... must resist urge to throw things at her....

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      I pick my nose and flick my boogers at people.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      ^That's probably why you are lone in the world

    4. Strawberries
  10. giant fat lady on skytrain picking nose and eating the boogers...... must resist urge to throw things at her....

  11. 65/90.....still not ready to step on the scale again yet though.

  12. YOLO? **** you..

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Yolo is a pretty good restaurant in Florida.

    3. Armada

      Armada

      forgot the hastag

    4. TheRussianRocket.
  13. I wouldn't touch that thong with a robot arm that the scientists use to move nuclear bombs

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      This was more directed at the fat girl who tried hitting on me tonight when I got off of work. I am proud to be as shallow as a puddle.

    3. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Fat chicks need love too.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      damn puddles.

  14. While standing in the checkout at superstore I hear this: Old lady: Why do you still have the stickers on your hat? Teenage twerp: It's just my style ma'am. Old lady: I think you need a new style XD

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      I wear hats often and always took the stickers/tags off. It looks stupid with them on. I wear hats properly though.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Hell no, props to the old lady for saying what so many of us think. It's a stupid fashion and should be responded to with cruelty and disgust. The same can be

      said for glittery tshirts, anything Ed Hardy and of course, pink jeans.

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      ^ I highly doubt that your 'style' of clothing was purely your invention and not off some inspiration of another person's dress.

      I dress really normal but more power to the people who want to stand out from the crowd. Props to the young boy for being polite. How many people still use m'am nowadays? The kid was raised well.

  15. I love when my foot falls asleep....

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      liar. girls dont talk to you.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Yea... some do :( My mom is a girl.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      amazing what medical science can achieve these days.

  16. Added 4 inches to each arm in 2 months.....Hell Yeah :D

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    2. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      I like where this is going

    3. MANGO

      MANGO

      do your hands drag on the ground now?

    4. Armada

      Armada

      Temporary?

  17. let's go Pens!

  18. its nights like tonight that remind me why I hate taking the skytrain.they godda make parking more affordable downtown.....

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      ^Amen. And im sure the 13 year old asians tied up in your trunk doesnt help either..

    3. :D

      :D

      Just like Mick Jagger says, "We can't always get what we want".

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      "but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you NEED"

  19. its nights like tonight that remind me why I hate taking the skytrain.they godda make parking more affordable downtown.....

  20. You are, my fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrreeeeeeee

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    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      desiiiiiiiiiiiireeeee

    3. Canucks_fo_life
    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      ain't nothin' but a heartache

  21. High Definition Piss Jugs

  22. Craving Nutella.......must be strong.....

  23. never cry sh!t wolf........

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      a sh*t leopard can't change it's spots

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      the sh!t abyss.....

    4. JimLahey

      JimLahey

      Why don't you guys make like a tree and frack off?

  24. Counting down the minutes until Chrtisy Clark gets ousted from office!!

    1. Plum

      Plum

      Hopefully.

    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      If she doesn't I might end up going full retard

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      Never go full retard!

  25. Cant wait to see the look on Christy Clark's face tomorrow night when she gets to boot from office. Go back to your radio show you two faced she devil!

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    2. BananaMash
    3. Drouin

      Drouin

      Does the 'F' stand for Fruit? :)

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Mother I'd Love To Fruit?

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