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  1. If you had to be stranded on a desert island with one CDCer who would you want it to be?

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I'm also in good physical shape, tall, and bulky from the gym so if anything gets really bad I'll make a good weeks worth of food for whoever is stranded with me.

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  2. If you had to be stranded on a desert island with one CDCer who would you want it to be?

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      @Jimmy McGill we would probably make a good stranded on an island team because that assessment of me isn't wrong :lol:

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  3. Bring back Cultimultural Noise.

  4. Have you ever forgiven your bullies from the past or been forgiven by your victims of bullying? 

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Oddly relevant. I had a close friend when I was in my early teens who I eventually started to bully because I was sort of a jerk. We stopped talking entirely until nearly a decade later (a few months ago), when I reached out and apologized. They suggested we meet up, so we did. We've actually become quite good friends again now, and have met up for drinks at least twice a week since. We get along extremely well, all has been forgiven, and we're both happy with how its all worked out.

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  5. Hell yeah. I love Beagle. Please be true.

  6. manukyan will think palmu is a monster. 

  7. Found an old “joke” book in my garage. It might legitimately be the worst jokes ever. No exaggeration.

     

    “Did Poland find their recipe for ice? I hope the can ice a hockey team at the next Olympics!”

     

    “I really like hockey. My son is now a dentist!”

     

    ”Hockey is too tough. Last nights game looked like the Hell’s Angels on ice”

     

    ha.ha.ha. :mellow:

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    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I am personally aroused by these jokes.

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  8. Walking to work at 4am: birds chirping and cats mating. One of these things is not like the other uwu

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

       birds only mate when i tell them to mate

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  9. Walking to work at 4am: birds chirping and cats mating. One of these things is not like the other uwu

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      you only listed two things so actually both of those things are not like the other. c:

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  10. :goat: I love me :goat:

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Thank you Joe. I will love myself extra hard now.

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  11. hockey is so unpredictable, Germany is a minute away from gold in the olympics, Switzerland defeats a Canadian team that looks much better on paper and Vegas has come together to be one game away from the SCF despite their best dman being a scratch for half of the year last year. this year has been so unpredictable so far

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Canada's coaching staff and goaltending dropped the ball big time.

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  12. If there’s anyone I enjoy seeing hit stardom, it’s probably Janelle Monáe. Django Jane is awesome.

  13. If there’s anyone I enjoy seeing hit stardom, it’s probably Janelle Monáe. Django Jane is awesome.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      She's been great right from the get go. The Audition, Metropolis: Suite 1, The ArchAndroid, and The Electric Lady, and Dirty Computer are all so amazing. She's kind of becoming this generations Prince, which makes sense because apparently they were very close.

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  14. Who all remembers that 8 year old hockey whiz-kid that was lifting pucks up and throwing them past the goalie?  Found the video, and its Wahlstrom!  Had a laugh when I saw this.  

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Didn't Jurco also have some video of him as a kid go viral before he was ever drafted?

       

      Not that he's the same caliber of player at all.

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  15. I'm calling it now - Bouchard to the Habs at #3. 

     

  16. When Don Cherry retires, HNIC should replace him with Snoop Dogg:

     

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I read the status as "Don Cherry retires" and I was so excited :(

       

      Screw Cherry.

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  17. I like Evan Bouchard so far. Convince me otherwise.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Not a fan myself. His defensive game looks laborious and that's only in junior. I think being more physically developed than a lot of the other kids in his league has compensated for his shortcomings big time.

       

      I wont be mad if they pick him, but I think one of the more offensive defensemen is a better choice. 

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  18. TF am I going to occupy myself with this offseason?

  19. People sure love their gas guzzling debt machines..

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      @Shift-4 and I are on the same page here.

       

      09 Civic

      Paid off entirely

      In good shape with low mileage.

      Less than $80 a month in fuel

       

      Praise jebus I got rid of my 94 Wrangler.

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  20. People sure love their gas guzzling debt machines..

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I've been seeing a ton of those vehicles too. And a a weird amount of hummers and four door jeep wranglers.

       

      I'll stick to my 09 civic personally.

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  21. The Sedins should go for 1 fighting major before retiring. Even better? They should fight each other.

  22. What’s wrong with Cory Schneider?

  23. “If you start playing games that way (to lose), you’ll never get that (winning mentality) back. We’re trying to improve. Sitting around and losing games isn’t going to make anybody better."

     

    http://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/nhl/vancouver-canucks/ben-kuzma-sutter-seethes-at-insane-tank-talk-to-upgrade-canucks-draft-pick

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      As a fan, where the team is right now, I don't get sad if they lose. I still want them to win though. Don't try and make the competitors noncompetitive. 

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  24. I've only been able to watch 3 Canucks games in the last 6 weeks and tonight I'm finally able to watch another one... Then the power goes out... Awesome.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      @Jaku that's the only reason i'm watching lately.

       

      Bo is bae.

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  25. I've only been able to watch 3 Canucks games in the last 6 weeks and tonight I'm finally able to watch another one... Then the power goes out... Awesome.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Is that better or worse than watching the Canucks rn

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