Shift-4 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 12 hours ago, falcon45ca said: Aussie land is very hot & humid, thus making the peoples sticky. It is this stickiness that keeps them from falling off the planet. How come I get so sleepy right after I wake up? cuz you are still in the mood Why, why, why...... So I am in a long meeting and I have to pee. Pee bad. I can feel my bladder stretching my belt. Can't leave because something important might happen. But god damn I have to pee. So why is it the only comforting thing in this situation is for me to drink more &^@#ing water!? Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Bladder full is waste... Doesn't mean you are not thirty What is the meaning of LIFE? Link to comment
JM_ Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, DarthMelvin said: What is the meaning of LIFE? to find happiness and enlightenment. Barring that a lot of money and sex. How do I work this? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 You don't work it; you treat it. Where did he begin with the nonsense? Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 46 minutes ago, Jimmy McGill said: to find happiness and enlightenment. Barring that a lot of money and sex. Do you work for the Department of Redundancy Department? Link to comment
JM_ Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, Shift-4 said: Do you work for the Department of Redundancy Department? I used to. And still do. Why did they get rid of stubby beer bottles? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 Because “stubby” was a trigger word for some men. What is the best side? 1 1 Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Because “stubby” was a trigger word for some men. What is the best side? The other side Are we having fun yet? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 Not until Oct 2. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Not until Oct 2. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Unsure. Google is your friend... Is Google really anyone's friend? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 Apparently, he/she/it/they/ze is my friend, some guy on the internet told me. What it the pronoun for an attack helicopter? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 52 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Apparently, he/she/it/they/ze is my friend, some guy on the internet told me. What it the pronoun for an attack helicopter? Holy $&!# we're all gonna die. Why do pineapples always taste like a tomato? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 you're eating them the wrong way how do i get ahead in life:the board game? Link to comment
JM_ Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, 112 said: you're eating them the wrong way how do i get ahead in life:the board game? lie. cheat. step on the little people. and real estate. Can someone explain why cereal is not considered soup? I'm still not clear on it. Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 The base gotta be like multiculturalism. Drummers make everyone around them smarter. However do they inspire laziness by the unhealthy habit of sitting down all the time? Therefore increasing our overall healthcare costs. Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 I would be more concerned about Paralympics and wheelchair sports. I mean these guys are pretending to be athletes but they’re just sitting down the whole time! What a sham. What is the best way to weigh your own head? Link to comment
Blue Jay 22 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 7/24/2019 at 6:17 AM, Stamkos said: Nah. I just spout off random words and hope I win @Blue Jay 22 Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel for an action movie? Not a fan of either, but I'll go with Vin because I liked the first XXX movie. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Cpt.Clutch said: I would be more concerned about Paralympics and wheelchair sports. I mean these guys are pretending to be athletes but they’re just sitting down the whole time! What a sham. What is the best way to weigh your own head? weigh yourself with your head, cut it off, and then do a new measurement. what is karaoke and should i be concerned if my kid is doing it? Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 First signs of karaoke use are really awful hair, compulsive cleaning of sneakers and an overall meek and meager disposition. Ultimately you need to yell your kid to quit being a &^@#ing poser and just learn to play music, play in bands, drink excessively and experiment with drugs. But stay away from opiates. If you could grow anything, what would it be? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 A tail where do I setup my ladder to get to space? Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now