Cyril Sneer

What does that entail? Free flights for your internet pals?

It means first class all the time, get to hang out in the sky lounge and drink free booze, it is spectacular.

Good riddance

Tom Brady is one of the top 5 QB's of all time.

I still haven't man

Why heffy? Why do you do this to me.

You just figure that out bud?

Yes and yes, am I being sarcastic though? You guys see what I mean

Oh really?

Always sad to see one of mine go that way. I have it open in another tab... I think I am going to print it out and put it on my fridge

Haha, I don't know how someone could have their feelings hurt by being ignored by fictional internet characters, I spit out my water in genuine laughter when I saw I was on one.

Got nervous, hit post and it said I couldn't comment on it or something. Thought I got banned, LOL!

She is bumped, feels good

I think my thread got deleted.

damn im gonna start pronouncing it like that

There aren't any Mexicans watching Hockey

But there are a lot of Filipinos watching and they talk like that

scotch will fix it.

What's your excuse the other days?

Canucks won!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm a girl.

I would kill for 8 hrs sleep

I had no idea what happened when I woke

Dead man walking.

No worries. She's my regular visitor.

Thanks for the help everyone

THIS IS HALLOWEEN.

Dam, you gotter buddy, best Disney move ever

Agreed.

No!

You are obsessed with him, Cyril.

Enjoy the steady crashing back to your home screen

Yes extremely fantastic

It's just not the right time

One can argue that we are all OCD, I have a fear of being static shocked when touching something.

i have five warning points and that's suppposed to be a perm ban. i don't think you can say they're being too harsh.

Consistency is key

I can't wear underwear. It's too constrictive.

When it's -10 isn't it better to wear something warm???

Ya, just pure curiosity, so much so that the consequence had no influence.

I read his Wikipedia page one time.

Look up Ed Kemper.

Violence is not an answer. It's a last resort. If she's coming at you with a kitchen knife, sure defend yourself. Otherwise..no.

Irish sunglasses solve problems.

It's "what do you TELL a woman with two black eyes". Otherwise, the punchline is awkward. Heh. PUNCHline. Oh me.

Whoa, just watching that too with my son... trippy.

Haha cool, I really enjoyed it, my daughter didn't blink, she loved it.

Didn't think it was too good tbh. Quit watching it after like 30 minutes....haha.

...easiest way to get more people to eat me. =O

.. rare, with horseradish ..

Garlic Mashed Potatoes on the side. Cream of Broccoli soup to start. Not even joking, it's pretty legit.

That's actually kinda awesome. Must be a hit around camp

Still looking for the username? TPGasket

I believe I may have discovered their secret, though, sadly, too late for me. Look to the jungles of the Nicaraguan Mosquito coast my friend. The Miskito Tawira Indians, the 'People of beautiful hair'have an ancient hair treatment called Batana Oil, a miracle restorative and beautifying agent that has been found to help even the most tragic hereditary MPB cases. So lovely is the hair of the Miskito Tawira men and women, that their jealous Miskito Zambo neighbors and historical rivals...

....have been known to conduct raids against their Miskito Tawira neighbors and historical rivals just to shear off that beautiful hair! The Miskito Zambos own hair, tends to be frizzy-to-curly due to centuries of miscegenation with Africans on The Coast and they have traditionally been extremely envious of the Tawira and their hair. It has lead to some of the nastiest (and bloodiest) quarrels in the history of The Coast.

....Cyril, if you would like to know more about the Tawira and their amazing secret, well, I'm here for you brotha!

I work at a tims, the stuff actually is all the same.

Sugar, fat and preservatives. Mmmm.

you forgot sprinkles