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Baby, I'm magic. Ta-da!
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I really like this girl that I matched with on tinder. She got me into Grey's Anatomy. Such a good show.
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@UMB Didn't you start watching Grey's because your friend's sister, who you wanted to hook up with, told you to?
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@Spoderman Ahahah totally forgot about that. That was like June last year man! We're best friends now lol. And greys sucks
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@UMB lol nice
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Jim Benning isn't a bad GM. Check out this chart.
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How's it going mate?
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New Frank Ocean! #finally
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So I bought a jersey online and it wasn't quite what I expected...
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One of my friends just proposed to his girlfriend in England!!
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How hard can brain surgery be? I mean, it's not rocket science
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@One one two Trailer Park Boys references.
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Just woke up from a dream. There was me and a couple buddies taking prop planes and taking them from one part of Regina to another to get fixed. I see another one of my friends when we get back and he invites us over for something or other. Next thing I'm in a room in the basement with a Saskatchewan Roughriders-themed birthday cake, and yet another one of my buddies from high school is there on the couch eating a bag of gigantic chips (let's call him Landon), along with the friend who invited me (let's call him Brandon). So Brandon and I start talking about prop planes and whatnot, and then Landon starts to take a bite into a chip before offering it to me. I take it without noticing that there's saliva on it and scream when I do notice it. For some reason this causes Landon to flail his arms and chips to come flying out of the bag like confetti for a solid 10-15 seconds.
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A surly English overseer is standing at the entrance to a construction site in London. It’s a filthy, wet day. He sees approaching him a shabby figure, with clay pipe clenched in mouth and a battered raincoat, and scowlingly thinks, Another effing Mick on the scrounge. The Irishman shambles up to him and asks if there’s any casual job going. “You don’t look to me,” says the supervisor, “as if you know the difference between a girder and a joist.” “I do, too,” says the Irishman indignantly. “The first of them wrote Faust and the second one wrote Ulysses.”
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Next year's standings IMO:
Pacific:
1. San Jose Sharks
2. Los Angeles Kings
3. Calgary Flames
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4. Arizona Coyotes
5. Vancouver Canucks
6. Edmonton Oilers
7. Anaheim Ducks
Central:
1. Nashville Predators
2. Dallas Stars
3. St. Louis Blues
4. Winnipeg Jets
5. Chicago Blackhawks
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6. Minnesota Wild
7. Colorado Avalanche
Atlantic:
1. Florida Panthers
2. Tampa Bay Lightning
3. Montreal Canadiens
4. Buffalo Sabres
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5. Detroit Red Wings
6. Boston Bruins
7. Toronto Maple Leafs
8. Ottawa Senators
Metropolitan:
1. Washington Capitals
2. Pittsburgh Penguins
3. New Jersey Devils
4. Carolina Hurricanes
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5. New York Rangers
6. Philadelphia Flyers
7. New York Islanders
8. Columbus Blue Jackets
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I dreamt last night that Daniel Sedin scored 90 points next season.
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Okay so I had another weird dream last night - I was working in a Superstore/JYSK or something somewhere and someone had locked all the doors and announced a fight to the death with last man standing getting something or other and being able to leave. It was like the church scene in Kingsmen at first, but then slowed down to become more of a cat-and-mouse game. So there's all these people that want to kill me and all I have is a shard or glass. I'm somehow able to kill the people that are hunting me / trick them into killing themselves, so I get to the end and am just about to walk out when I see @Kazmanian Devil (he looked like one of my friends who I worked at superstore with) with a girl looking at coloured bowls on a shelf or something weird like that. Anyway, the game is over at this point, so I head on over to them and Kaz was bloodthirsty - he said he hadn't killed anyone yet. He had another shard of glass as well as a really short pencil... anyway the girl that was with him ended up dying: I forget whether she attacked me and I killed her or Kaz accidentally killed her while trying to kill me. Either way, he dropped the pencil, which I picked up. It was less than a cm long, so I just ran out the door trying to escape with Kaz realizing what I'd done and starting to chase me. I get outside and it turns out we were on an island in the middle of nowhere, but I knew the police were coming somehow. Anyway, I'm still running (I'm outside, Kaz is still inside at this point) and I turn around the left side of the building, see a bunch of garbage bags piled really high, and use them to climb up to the roof before Kaz figured out where I was.
And that's the dream. I feel like there's more at the beginning - actually, I know there is, but I can't really remember it all that well.
Maybe I should write a book
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i think you've proved that the pencil is mightier than shards of glass. and that some peoples garbage is another man's ladder to safety.
i think you'ld be better off next time, if you remembered to bring your invisible pills. that early part that you forgot was, i think was when you mated with a zombie in running shoes. they always take your memory of the occasion, to protect the identities of their pencils. sounds like a best seller or at least a good read or a better fire starter.
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I have weird dreams. First Anderson .Paak shot me in the wrist with a pistol last night. And tonight, some guy wearing a skull mask shot me through a door multiple times with a sniper rifle
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There's a massive forest fire in Siberia right now.
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@Nuxfanabroad I haven't seen those specific ones you are referring to, no. Yes, methane is worse than CO2, but who knows what the results will be? We'll only find out in real time.
"Huge amounts of methane aren't released over short periods of time"
And that's the million dollar question isn't it: how much is too much for the atmosphere to deal with? Combine the additional methane release with the slow eradication of the boreal forest and we may be in some sort of trouble.
If bees disappear, we're screwed, if the boreal forest disappears, we're in pretty rough.
Overall, we're hopefully going to be juuuuust fine.
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Historical precedent
Unprecedented history
Religious beliefs
Hearsay
Gut feelings
Gallows Humour
Denialist tripe
Misleading Info
Hard Scientific data
The problem is, we're mostly ALL swayed, influenced, or misled by these varying factors(& infinite combinations).
YES, we'll find out. But since about 1750, humanity's been undertaking a mighty dangerous experiment. Might cost us a livable planet.