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  1. Baby, I'm magic. Ta-da!

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    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      You took that well... I'm equally to blame for being in the ballpark

       

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Kanye's a brilliant artist, but he's not for everyone.

       

      No worries, mate!

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      How should I begin this? I'm just so offended

  2. No. Shattenkirk did nothing for the Blues in the playoffs last year. No thank you.
  3. I really like this girl that I matched with on tinder. She got me into Grey's Anatomy. Such a good show.

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    2. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      @UMB Didn't you start watching Grey's because your friend's sister, who you wanted to hook up with, told you to?

    3. UMB

      UMB

      @Spoderman Ahahah totally forgot about that. That was like June last year man! We're best friends now lol. And greys sucks

    4. Spoderman
  4. Jim Benning isn't a bad GM. Check out this chart.

     

     

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      if you break it down a little further ,it all makes sense....no?mechanics-formula-vectors.jpg

    2. Squeak

      Squeak

      Likely doesn't filter when you trade picks for players (Baertschi, Dorsett etc.)

       

      Or trade a prospect/projects for NHL players (Jensen for Etem)

  5. How's it going mate?

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Ahh dope! Now you can finally change your location :P 

    3. Qwags

      Qwags

      Maybe I'll finally be able to catch a Canucks home game or two. At the very least, Sportsnet Pacific will be my new local sports network.

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I'd kill to have that. I hate SNW so much.

  6. New Frank Ocean! #finally

    1. BI3KSA-

      BI3KSA-

      !1 days late too, was starting to think it wasnt ever gonna drop. 

  7. I watched Sausage Party last night. 7/10. It was an insanely crude yet extremely hilarious movie with some takes on religious and political issues weaved in. In fact, that might have been the driving force behind it. But I'm pretty sure I cried laughing a couple times.
  8. So I bought a jersey online and it wasn't quite what I expected...

     

     

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    2. LuckyLuciano

      LuckyLuciano

      2 much gainz bro

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      You look like a super hero in that thing. lol

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      cute crop top Jazz

  9. One of my friends just proposed to his girlfriend in England!!

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    2. Vinny in Vancouver

      Vinny in Vancouver

      Normally, I'd see something like, 'one of my friends just got engaged...' In this particular case, the highlight is 'proposed' so I 'm guessing she hasn't said 'yes'? Not a good sign?

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Well, yeah, she said yes. 

    4. Vinny in Vancouver

      Vinny in Vancouver

      Well, there you go! Congrats to your friend then.

  10. Apparently there's some Boston fans who say 70+ points is plausible.
  11. How hard can brain surgery be? I mean, it's not rocket science

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      i don't know if i need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      You guys aren't making any sense.

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      @One one two Trailer Park Boys references. ::D

  12. Just woke up from a dream. There was me and a couple buddies taking prop planes and taking them from one part of Regina to another to get fixed. I see another one of my friends when we get back and he invites us over for something or other. Next thing I'm in a room in the basement with a Saskatchewan Roughriders-themed birthday cake, and yet another one of my buddies from high school is there on the couch eating a bag of gigantic chips (let's call him Landon), along with the friend who invited me (let's call him Brandon). So Brandon and I start talking about prop planes and whatnot, and then Landon starts to take a bite into a chip before offering it to me. I take it without noticing that there's saliva on it and scream when I do notice it. For some reason this causes Landon to flail his arms and chips to come flying out of the bag like confetti for a solid 10-15 seconds.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      a chip off the old block

    2. Guest

      Guest

      Can I be Landon???

  13. Yeah, but uh, that's just like your opinion, man

    1. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      This isn't Nam...there are rules. 

  14. A surly English overseer is standing at the entrance to a construction site in London. It’s a filthy, wet day. He sees approaching him a shabby figure, with clay pipe clenched in mouth and a battered raincoat, and scowlingly thinks, Another effing Mick on the scrounge. The Irishman shambles up to him and asks if there’s any casual job going. “You don’t look to me,” says the supervisor, “as if you know the difference between a girder and a joist.” “I do, too,” says the Irishman indignantly. “The first of them wrote Faust and the second one wrote Ulysses.”

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Were you (Jazz) dropped on your head as a baby?  You wanna join our self-help group: "Yes, That's a Dent in My Head"?  

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      certainly you joist. everyone knows that girder and joist were written by gilbert and sullivan. and i'm only a little irish.

  15. Next year's standings IMO:

     

    Pacific:

    1. San Jose Sharks

    2. Los Angeles Kings

    3. Calgary Flames

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    4. Arizona Coyotes

    5. Vancouver Canucks

    6. Edmonton Oilers

    7. Anaheim Ducks

     

    Central:

    1. Nashville Predators

    2. Dallas Stars

    3. St. Louis Blues

    4. Winnipeg Jets

    5. Chicago Blackhawks

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    6. Minnesota Wild

    7. Colorado Avalanche

     

    Atlantic:

    1. Florida Panthers

    2. Tampa Bay Lightning

    3. Montreal Canadiens

    4. Buffalo Sabres

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    5. Detroit Red Wings

    6. Boston Bruins

    7. Toronto Maple Leafs

    8. Ottawa Senators

     

    Metropolitan:

    1. Washington Capitals

    2. Pittsburgh Penguins

    3. New Jersey Devils

    4. Carolina Hurricanes

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    5. New York Rangers

    6. Philadelphia Flyers

    7. New York Islanders

    8. Columbus Blue Jackets

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Same applies to  San Jose though, without Jones they'll be in trouble 

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      True. But they upgraded with Schlemko and Boedker. As of now, Anaheim has upgraded nothing.

    4. Jam126

      Jam126

      I'd say Anaheim has downgraded. Didn't Arizona have Schlemko 2 seasons ago? :P

  16. I dreamt last night that Daniel Sedin scored 90 points next season.

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Sedin-Sedin-Eriksson was the top line for the olympics 2014

    3. Jam126

      Jam126

      Hey! You're making progress!

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      I dreamt that Jazz had a dream that Daniel Sedin Scored 90 points next season... Jazzception

  17. I strike the Empire back!

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      ouch....stop that.

    2. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      In Soviet Russia, Empire strike You!

  18. Okay so I had another weird dream last night - I was working in a Superstore/JYSK or something somewhere and someone had locked all the doors and announced a fight to the death with last man standing getting something or other and being able to leave. It was like the church scene in Kingsmen at first, but then slowed down to become more of a cat-and-mouse game. So there's all these people that want to kill me and all I have is a shard or glass. I'm somehow able to kill the people that are hunting me / trick them into killing themselves, so I get to the end and am just about to walk out when I see @Kazmanian Devil (he looked like one of my friends who I worked at superstore with) with a girl looking at coloured bowls on a shelf or something weird like that. Anyway, the game is over at this point, so I head on over to them and Kaz was bloodthirsty - he said he hadn't killed anyone yet. He had another shard of glass as well as a really short pencil... anyway the girl that was with him ended up dying: I forget whether she attacked me and I killed her or Kaz accidentally killed her while trying to kill me. Either way, he dropped the pencil, which I picked up. It was less than a cm long, so I just ran out the door trying to escape with Kaz realizing what I'd done and starting to chase me. I get outside and it turns out we were on an island in the middle of nowhere, but I knew the police were coming somehow. Anyway, I'm still running (I'm outside, Kaz is still inside at this point) and I turn around the left side of the building, see a bunch of garbage bags piled really high, and use them to climb up to the roof before Kaz figured out where I was.

     

    And that's the dream. I feel like there's more at the beginning - actually, I know there is, but I can't really remember it all that well.

     

    Maybe I should write a book :ph34r:

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    2. Jam126

      Jam126

      This can actually be a legitimate book if you wanted to. :lol:

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i think you've proved that the pencil is mightier than shards of glass. and that some peoples garbage is another man's ladder to safety.

      i think you'ld be better off next time, if you remembered to bring your invisible pills. that early part that you forgot was, i think was when you mated with a zombie in running shoes. they always take your memory of the occasion, to protect the identities of their pencils. sounds like a best seller or at least a good read or a better fire starter.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Mary Shelley, her husband Percy, and their friends (Byron and Keates) used to take certain drugs to stimulate creative thoughts.  Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein in that manner, or so the rumor goes.  

      Are you eating mushrooms before bed by chance?:lol:

  19. I have weird dreams. First Anderson .Paak shot me in the wrist with a pistol last night. And tonight, some guy wearing a skull mask shot me through a door multiple times with a sniper rifle :ph34r:

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      The funny thing is it did :P 

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      well, the clock in his dream read 2:60

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Maybe it's acorns tossed at your door now, instead of your window?  You might want to check what Heritic's been up to. :lol:

  20. VANCOUVER -- Vancouver Canucks goaltending prospect Thatcher Demko gained new levels of mobility after recovering from hip surgery last summer, and it showed. Able to move freely for the first time in his college career, Demko went 27-8-4 with a 1.88 goals-against average and .935 save percentage in his junior season at Boston College. He had 10 shutouts, breaking the school record set by former Canucks goalieCory Schneider a decade earlier, was a finalist for the Hobey Baker Award as the top player in college hockey and won the Mike Richter Award as the top NCAA goaltender when he led the Eagles to the Frozen Four. Demko, selected in the second round (No. 36) by the Canucks in the 2014 NHL Draft, turned pro by signing on April 20, and said he was a different goaltender after having his hip repaired. "I tweaked my style to fit what I wasn't able to do [before surgery], and when I got back on the ice [after surgery], my entire style changed," Demko said. "I was able to be more on top of pucks, be a little bit quicker and I was just more mobile from different positions, where previously if I got into certain positions I could get stuck and just couldn't move. I feel quicker now. I feel more flexible. I feel like there is not a shot I can't get to if there is a rebound." That athletic ability was on full display at the Canucks' recent development camp, with Demko providing a handful of highlight reel moments, including an out-of-nowhere left pad stop to deny an apparent backdoor tap-in. Thatcher Demko gets mic'd up 02:16 • July 18th, 2016 "His flexibility is better. He can make those desperation saves now," Canucks goaltending coach Dan Cloutier said. As Demko prepares for his first pro season at the age of 20, the one thing more impressive than his newfound mobility and flexibility is what he has done with it. Demko consciously tried to move less last season, fully aware his eventual transition to the professional game would require more reliance on moving his 6-foot-4 frame around the crease more efficiently, and less on the raw athleticism others have praised. "The more mobile my body is, the less I have to move, if that makes sense," Demko said. It does for goaltenders that understand early arrival to proper position keeps the play coming at them, that over-aggressive positioning makes it harder to beat passes and leaves some chasing the puck instead of letting it come to them. Developing that understanding is usually a part of the transition from college, where most play outside the edges of their crease, to the pro ranks, where the trend has been toward deeper initial positioning. It's a philosophy Roland Melanson stuck firmly to during a six-season tenure as Canucks goaltending coach that included the development of Schneider, Eddie Lackand Jacob Markstrom. Demko will be exposed first hand to that ideology with Utica of the American Hockey League, now that Melanson is Vancouver's goaltending development coach, effectively swapping jobs with Cloutier this season. That Demko got a head start on the process in his junior season at Boston College comes as little surprise, in part because Cloutier talked to him about it during development camp last summer, but also because of Demko studies the position. That includes keeping notebooks on NHL goalies, something that started any time he watched hockey growing up and evolved to include video sessions with Boston College assistant coach Mike Ayers. "I study the game quite a bit," Demko said. "I love watching NHL Network, and it's just always been part of my nature to look at the highlights and see 'he did this here, or he didn't do that there,' and pick things up as you go." That analytical mentality continued when Demko was the No. 3 goalie for the United States at the 2016 IIHF World Championship in Russia. "That was more locker room etiquette," Demko said. "It's a lot different. We're going out to dinner and Matt Hendricks [of the Edmonton Oilers] is facetiming his two twins -- you don't see that in college. Guys have families and other responsibilities outside of the rink. It's not like college, where you are in the locker room together, you go back home together, you go to eat together, you go to class together. So you learn about being a rookie, and watching your boundaries." With Markstrom signed for the next four seasons and veteran Ryan Miller under contract for one more, Demko's lessons will continue with Utica this season. Even with Miller set for unrestricted free agency next summer and no backup plan in place yet, Cloutier said the Canucks will not rush their top puck-stopping prospect, singling out Demko's need to get smoother and more efficient in his movements, and pointing to the three-year development curves for Lack and Schneider in the AHL. When Demko is ready, Cloutier isn't worried about him adjusting to life in a Vancouver market that has traditionally been tough on its goaltenders. "He has already played in a big school, in the big tournaments, in front of big crowds, as 'the guy,'" Cloutier said. "Playing in this market is different, but he's already a mature kid and I think he's got the makeup to handle it." That includes already understanding there will be more time -- and adjustments -- required to get to the League, no matter how promising the "new" Demko looks already. https://www.nhl.com/news/vancouver-canucks-thatcher-demko-improving/c-281236002?tid=277729154
  21. There's a massive forest fire in Siberia right now.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      @Nuxfanabroad I haven't seen those specific ones you are referring to, no. Yes, methane is worse than CO2, but who knows what the results will be? We'll only find out in real time.

       

      @Wilbur 

      "Huge amounts of methane aren't released over short periods of time"

       

      And that's the million dollar question isn't it: how much is too much for the atmosphere to deal with? Combine the additional methane release with the slow eradication of the boreal forest and we may be in some sort of trouble. 

       

      If bees disappear, we're screwed, if the boreal forest disappears, we're in pretty rough. 

       

      Overall, we're hopefully going to be juuuuust fine.

       

       

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Historical precedent

      Unprecedented history

      Religious beliefs

      Hearsay

      Gut feelings

      Gallows Humour

      Denialist tripe

      Misleading Info

      Hard Scientific data

       

      The problem is, we're mostly ALL swayed, influenced, or misled by these varying factors(& infinite combinations).

       

      YES, we'll find out. But since about 1750, humanity's been undertaking a mighty dangerous experiment. Might cost us a livable planet.

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      nwlq3q.jpg

       

      Speak for yourself.

       

       

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