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    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      puts a smile on my face every time :)

    2. Grape

      Grape

      i swear i clicked on the link expecting it to be exactly that

  2. thejazz97

    The GMs must be expecting a huge bump in the cap if they're throwing away cash on players who don't play for what they're worth...

    1. Bill Sikes

      Bill Sikes

      No the GM's are just a bunch of irresponsible idiots when it comes to contracts. That's why they threw away the entire 05 season, to get a cap that they immediately began circumventing with loopholes they deliberately put in for that purpose.

  3. thejazz97

    It's our time to go, but at least we stole the show

  4. thejazz97

    The hills have eyes, the hills have eyes...

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      The eyes have hills. And what magnificent hills she has....

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      she keeps starring at me...it's when she winks, i panic...

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      There used to be a map in command and conquer called that. The civilians were "mutants" with nuclear arsenals and entire cache of weapons that could take you out no prob.

  5. thejazz97

    Managed to get a nasty burn at the Nat yesterday... but swimming in an outdoor pool for the first time in years was worth it.

    1. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Were you sitting in the new seats? The reflection off of that aluminum is horrible haha.

    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      makes for a good cooking

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      @Toews I was for a little bit... I was on the grass for most of the time I was out of the pool tho

  6. thejazz97

    Best HIMYM gif ever http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmdqsySW3m1qaakxao1_500.gif

  7. thejazz97

    I only call you when it's half past 5

  8. thejazz97

    Chris Brown, Slava Voynov, and Ray Rice made a movie together. It was a huge hit.

    1. Baer.

      Baer.

      badum ts

    2. Squamfan

      Squamfan

      Hope Sole was the lead actress

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Greg Hardy and Adrian Peterson also made cameos.

  9. thejazz97

    Everyone double-standards so hard.

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Just like NASA

    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      Everybody in the world has double standards. Part of human nature.

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      I have triple standards cause I am better than all you all.

  10. thejazz97

    Trevor Linden turned into Daniel Sedin and Jacob Markstrom. How you like them apples?

    1. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      may I ask how? I am a bit confused how you mean that

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Linden --> McCabe, Bertuzzi

      McCabe + 1st --> CHI 1st --> TBL 1st --> Sedin

      Bertuzzi + --> Luongo + --> Markstrom +

  11. thejazz97

    John Givez and JGivens blow my mind every time I listen to them

  12. thejazz97

    The interwebs are back up and running in my house again. Yusss

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      That sucks. Already forgot about ya till now..

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      :(
  13. thejazz97

    So vicious, kinda swagalicious

    1. Gyllenhaal

      Gyllenhaal

      so delicious, swedish fishes

    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      fictitious dirty dishes

  14. thejazz97

    You are a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr. Bond

  15. thejazz97

    Gal Gadot > Sarah Rafferty #savingface

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      lol that's better

    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      damn right

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I agree even though I had to google both

  16. thejazz97

    Sarah Rafferty>Gal Gadot

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Tig pls

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Gadot is a goddess !

    4. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      Why not both?

  17. thejazz97
    https://twitter.com/strombone1/status/622942099109974016
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    2. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      i love the 'are you serious right now' at the end haha

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      classic lou :D

    4. Grape

      Grape

      c'mon hansen had like the most breakaway goals on the team last yr

  18. thejazz97

    I have the Beaver Song from HIMYM stuck in my head =_=

  19. thejazz97

    Ant-man is freaking brilliant.

    1. Horvat

      Horvat

      I love ants...

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Hail Ants!

      Kent Brockman

  20. thejazz97

    Markstrom switches to #25.

  21. thejazz97

    The clouds race around but they have nowhere to go

    1. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      They're stuck in my van.

  22. thejazz97

    I got those bad times and those rad times, good times and those hood times

  23. thejazz97

    Au revoir, Shoshanna!

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      ^Another Tarantino movie.

    3. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      I didn't see that one either, but I did see Django in the Hungover Games.. unfortunately he was pummeled and then teabagged by Ted

    4. Horvat

      Horvat

      Smh

  24. thejazz97

    Ok

  25. thejazz97

    Freshwater snails kill 110x the amount of people that crocodiles do, annually.

    1. Dr.Strangelove

      Dr.Strangelove

      Food poisoning vs attacks

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