NewbieCanuckFan

Anyone stoked for the next Honey Do list? It's one after another FFS. And she won't stop talking about everything that "needs" to be done on top of the list.

What about everything that HAS been done? Let's talk about that...

I've got one thing on my Honey Do list and it's not what you'd think.

Get off my case. &^@#

Do you ever feel like your face looks better or different on some days moreso than others?

in 3 or 4 years, the only players from last year's yeam that will be a lock to still be on the team are boeser and horvat. 

Sucks when you plateau with a job and can find nothing interesting in it anymore.

OMG...Corrado is still available as a UFA!!!! 

I wasn't always a JB supporter but he's made me have hope. I think as it stands, he's poised to be the only GM to build an NHL dynasty in the 2020's

Predicting the reign of terror that Canucks have on the NHL will begin around 2021-2029 ... Similar to the utter dominance of the 2009-2013 Canucks (Who were the most winning team in hockey if you add all the wins over that period) **I think. lol

There's a new moronic Millennial internet challenge called the "Kiki challenge". 

So I click on IGTV to watch a video.  As always a random popular video plays after you start the app.  It's a young cute chick dancing to a Drake song.  After a second or two I realize that she's gotten out of a moving car and is dancing in the street.  A few seconds later, the inevitable, she gets hit by a very fast moving car and the other girl who was filming starts screaming.

Knowing how stupid people are when they are trying to get a minute of fame, I of course Google it because I had a feeling it was internet related.  Of course there are more stories of people getting hit by cars. 

One brainiac even put down her purse and continued to dance along the moving car, and someone pulled alongside the purse in a motorcycle and took it.

I'll post that video, but not the one of the girl getting hit by a car.

WHAT are y'all afraid of!!???

Thermophobia -fear of heat

Triskadekaiphobia- fear of #13

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting(Gawd NO!!!)

Hollytwophobia- Fear of wasting 2 hrs on Hollywood trash

Arachnophobia- fear of spiders; or leggy women, who spin sticky yarns(yearning to be at the center)

rhynoreaphobia- phobia of losing rhyme & reason

Dreado'limphobia - Fear the masses may dread my limericks

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias

Afraid to ask..any CDC'ers got phobias?

Ken Burns The Vietnam War, is amazing. Terrifying. Horrible. Bravery. Cowardice. Some parts funny. All educational. 

Lucic with some real talk.

Ken Burns The Vietnam War, is amazing. Terrifying. Horrible. Bravery. Cowardice. Some parts funny. All educational. 

countries have lots of money! we want, we want some of that money! Hu- how about- the Internet? The Internet makes lots of money! So give us some of that money!

Yard work is really rewarding.but i wish i had some napalm for these blackberries

People eat pie with their fingers? This an Aussie thing? 

linden neutered... so he had to leave

Stoked!   I'm going to a 5 year old's birthday party at a water park. 

This is what I was scared of 4 years ago. The greatest Canuck ever being run out of town. 

I find it hilarious that to this day, Bruins fans still complain about Pittsburgh "stealing" their colors. Unreal. Anyway, the Penguins' jersey is better than the Bruins' jersey.

Sugar be damned. I'm having a bottle of Clearly Canadian Mountain Blackberry.......

I'm worse than the devil.

Wonder how Matt " secondary assist" Barzel going to do without Tavares

Wonder how Matt " secondary assist" Barzel going to do without Tavares

Wonder how Matt " secondary assist" Barzel going to do without Tavares

Wonder how Matt " secondary assist" Barzel going to do without Tavares

Wonder how Matt " secondary assist" Barzel going to do without Tavares