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  1. kodos

    and cue the playoff excitement until we lose on friday

  2. kodos

    switching to vodka sodas until further notice as i am getting faaaaaaaaaat

    1. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      haha, I feel your pain bro..I got pretty fat when I broke my ankle last summer, all I did was drink beer and eat! lost most of it now though.

    2. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      The canucks sucking so bad has made me a true lover of Baileys, and ice cream. I am so getting fat with you.

  3. kodos

    report: glassjaw hides until hockey stuff stops happening

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      wad i miss ?

  4. kodos

    trades + rumours drinking game: every time warhippy mentions the canucks getting mcdavid and chychrun, take a sip

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    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      14. if you can still see straight you're failing the system...the system that will see us draft one of MacDavid or Chychrun!!!

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Everyone take a shot for no reason.

    4. kodos

      kodos

      Okay, if you say so

  5. kodos

    i dreamt that edler got traded...psychic?

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    2. iLLmAtlc

      iLLmAtlc

      everyone knows its not gonna happen unless burke dreams about it dude

    3. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      Who did he get traded for?

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Eklund is that you?

  6. kodos

    i been drinkin' watermelon

    1. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Are you a vampire?

    2. kodos

      kodos

      SURFBORDT

  7. kodos

    drunk in love is the best song ever

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i came in like a pokeball. i wanted to catch em all

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      y no Miley raep me :(

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      I am disappoint.

  8. kodos

    i'm nude rn

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    2. kodos

      kodos

      i need to draw you

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      draw me like one of your french boys

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      oh man, this almost sounds like an illuminati party..

  9. kodos

    did gollumpus die? regards, k

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    2. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      lol

    3. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      is gollumpus really old? Is that why he says regards?

    4. Pears

      Pears

      kodos pls

  10. kodos

    my jokes are transcendent, you know i'll transcend it - drake (when he gets better at rapping)

  11. kodos

    4 all u lovrs out there

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    2. kodos

      kodos

      pls. you know it's true bb

    3. kodos

      kodos

      shoutout to VI

    4. kodos

      kodos

      whatever babe. when VI reveals his afghani midget bondage porn fetish to you i'll be here waiting to comfort you. comfort you real good.

  12. kodos

    pouriaevadesdefenderthenscores.jpg

    1. kodos

      kodos

      #pouria

    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      haha nice one

  13. kodos

    CatsPoojamas and Florence for next CDC couple

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    2. kodos

      kodos

      You're 10-ply

    3. kodos

      kodos

      Waiting for CPs insight on this one, is it a yes or a no baby girl?

    4. Baka

      Baka

      I tucked CP in hours ago with a warm bowl of milk

  14. kodos

    i want to be the girl with the most cake

  15. kodos

    whoa man coral fang by the distillers was actually quite the record

  16. kodos
  17. kodos

    does any status critical of the mods get deleted? i didn't realize this was the fourth reich

    1. Silfverberg Snipes

      Silfverberg Snipes

      Yeah, I learned the hard way as well. Honestly you don't have to be in the wrong either. If your opinion is really unpopular it can be labeled as trolling and the mods hit you for it. really stupid.

  18. kodos

    And lo, Kodos rose from his 24 hour suspension drunker and more fabulous than ever

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    2. kodos

      kodos

      The CDC Illuminati sees me as a threat. They had to send a message. But I'm back and better than ever, baby

    3. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      KILLUMINATI

    4. kodos

      kodos

      Nah, Ari wishes. I'm just too subversive for the fascists that run this site

  19. kodos

    so i post it again: remember that time warhippy couldn't recognize a daily currant article as the most basic form of satire?

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    2. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      At least Warhippy only posted it in the Olympic thread and made a status about. Not like AriGold and D.Doughty who both made a thread about it.

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      You're such a brave guy kodos.

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      WH for Mayor .. he tell's it like it iz

  20. kodos

    CDC illuminati deleted my previous status

    1. Erik Karlsson

      Erik Karlsson

      It was Bill Nye

    2. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Makaveli in this... Killuminati, all through your body,

      The blow's like a twelve gauge shotty.

      Uh, feel me!

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      lol CDC Illuminati !

  21. kodos

    Pouria for PM

  22. kodos

    remember that time warhippy thought a daily currant article was actual real news

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    2. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      hehehe

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      lol, even I would know the diff in this drunken stupor state.

    4. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      D. Doughty doesn't.

  23. kodos

    everybody needs to believe in something, i believe i'll have another beer

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    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      BEERLIEVE!

    3. kodos

      kodos

      beerlieve in yourself

    4. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      I believe in bourbon, it never lets me down.

  24. kodos

    finally watching the bill nye/ken ham debate...owned

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    2. VICanucksfan5551

      VICanucksfan5551

      Did you really expect the guy arguing against all of modern science to get anything but owned? Ham's position is untenable.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      I've only watched part of it but Ham's argument early on about how the different species' trees remain separate really speaks volumes against the tree advocated by evolutionists. It's in plain sight that no one ever sees ducks come from dogs, or vice versa-- it's always been each to its own kind.

    4. kodos

      kodos

      No, VI, I didn't, but I expected him to come up with something a little more creative than the drivel he spouted the entire debate

  25. kodos

    hahaha the funny thing is we CAN'T trade most of our core. we are in this for the long haul

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    2. Gyllenhaal

      Gyllenhaal

      plus what player nearing or past the age of 30 would stick around for a rebuild?

    3. kodos

      kodos

      I'm aware that players with NTCs can be moved, but I don't think you're considering the fact that like half of our team has them. That is a BAD situation for a rebuilding club

    4. Baka

      Baka

      NTC and NMC can decrease a players value as they limit the teams you can move them to, often many of those teams are vaguely interested and no bidding war occurs forcing the trading team to sell cheaper.

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