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  1. Zoolander

    Honestly, if we drafted Virtanen, and traded for N.Ritchie...then tanked for McDavid...how could anyone stop our future top 6?!?

    1. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      Our skilled wingers would average like 220lbs and McDavid/Horvat are no slouches of centremen

    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      2 words. Bett Man

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Bett isn't a word.

  2. Zoolander

    Remember when #FreeTorts was a thing? Yeaa, good times. #seeyatorts #byebyegillis

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      #FreeTorts still works.

      If by #FreeTorts you mean free him from his contract.

    3. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      Torts didn't just inherit a garbage roster....he immersed this garbage roster in a garbage system...

    4. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      I don't blame Torts for this and would like to give him another season before making my final opionion of him but Gillis has to go. He sunk this team. He sunk it. 2011 feels so far away- sobs loudly.

  3. Zoolander

    Gillis! c'mon, you had one job, trade Kesler for picks/prospects. He WOULD have given a team 3 chances at a cup run. Keeping him gives a team 2 chances at a cup....his value only decreases from here. NICE ONE!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Keeping Kes gives us the chance to find some wingers to play with him or move him in the off season if it is true that he want a change of scenery.

    3. Vav

      Vav

      whats the point of trading kesler for the sake of trading kesler. what shero offered was underpayment. and no his value hasnt diminished, he has 2 years left. it doesnt matter if we traded him at the deadline or if we trade him at the draft. the assets we couldve got for him now wouldnt have helped us anyway. we arent winning the cup this season, and probably not making the playoffs.

    4. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      Vav nailed it.

  4. Zoolander

    I won't be able to sleep tonight....tomorrow's either Christmas morning, or a 5am wake-up to explosive diarrhea

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Better take ton of Imodium before bed then :(

    2. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      Or explosive diarrhea at 5 am on Christmas morning.

    3. Trebreh

      Trebreh

      imagine if we don't do anything tomorrow lol..

  5. Zoolander

    I don't think this draft is as weak as ppl are saying. look up Sonny Milano's Bauer commercial from 2011. he's projected between 15-25 (another first rounder could do wonders)

  6. Zoolander

    So our asking price is a 20-25 yr old proven Centre, TOP-END prospect and a 1st. Try harder Philly and Pittsburgh :)

    1. Shamu101

      Shamu101

      They tried hard enough they'll never get him ;)

  7. Zoolander

    With the management being blamed, the players wanting out (speculated) and the fans demanding change...this is kinda like a small-scale version of Ukraine right now.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      First world problems ?

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      But who's playing the role of the Russians?

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      the Russian well they are being played by the league of course. Colluding and cavorting all over the place against us lol :P

  8. Zoolander

    Just curious cuz there's rumours...would you guys trade Kesler for Teravainen + extras (Chicago) The kid's unreal and would become our 1-2 punch with Horvat in the middle

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    2. Nas19

      Nas19

      Or Bickel, Morin, and a 1st. Also suggesting that we retain some of Kesler's salary.

    3. Wedge-tailed Eagle

      Wedge-tailed Eagle

      ^damn Hawks fans

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^ IKR ?

  9. Zoolander

    Erry time I go out, you know I gotta show out

  10. Zoolander

    If you have gmail, and send something to an email that's not a very popular one (i.e hotmail,gmail,yahoo,etc) will it tell you if that email doesn't exist or does it just not tell you and just let let you send a message to a brick wall??

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    2. KING ALBERTS

      KING ALBERTS

      shes just not into you - sorry bro

    3. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      ^not about a girl in the Valentine's thread bro hahah

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I remember when hotmail was the sh*t

  11. Zoolander

    LOL Kes is centering Kane and BROWN in practice.. that line has some phenominal chemistry....

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      they have their one line team

    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      They're all tremendous competitors. Problem?

    3. WolfxHaley

      WolfxHaley

      kesler fought brown i think is the point hes trying to make

  12. Zoolander

    Help in the Valentines thread would be very much appreciated :P I'm scrambled right now..

  13. Zoolander

    Well my wcw's are decided for the next 4 years! I'm in love with all 3 Dufour-Lapointe sisters. OH CANADA!

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    2. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      They're absolutely stunning.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Cute, skilled, spunky. And love skiing, what more could you ask?

    4. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      ^ In my honest opinion..nothing haha hope I can find a girl like those 3 X)

  14. Zoolander

    Well my wcw's are decided for the next 4 years! Congrat's to all 3 of the Dufour-Lapointe sisters for representing

  15. Zoolander

    Top 10 pick anyone? Woopwoop!?

  16. Zoolander

    As bad as it sounds, I'd be stoked if the Canucks took their foot off the gas and didn't try for a playoff spot this year. At this rate, we could pick up Draisaitl and 6'5", 225lb Dman Alexis Vanier in the 2nd rd!

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    2. Pears

      Pears

      Draisaitl would be a filthy add to our prospect pool. Don't know anything about Vanier but that size is awesome

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^^ Vanier is going to be hella good :d

    4. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      not only should we tank but we should try to aquire another 1st round pick (ana's probable 29th) so we can draft Ho-Sang as well.

  17. Zoolander

    I want to tell ya where to go, but I don't even know, where the...I'm goin' so ----- I want to, I really do; but I can't so I'm leaving for a month or two

    1. Brendan Gaunce

      Brendan Gaunce

      good luck

  18. Zoolander

    I agree with Buble.

  19. Zoolander

    Best MMORPG's or free to play suggestions??

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    2. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      Maple story is so boring it makes me want to kill myself.

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      Free to play arcadish WWII flight simulator called War Thunder is pretty good. I haven't played it for awhile but I enjoyed it when I did.

    4. Starmie

      Starmie

      RUNESCAPE

  20. Zoolander

    I never trust a member on this board without an avatar....even more so without a sig

  21. Zoolander

    "That was no accident" *Schroeder whispers to Booth*

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      We need everything we can get right now. To bad it wasn't on the PP

  22. Zoolander

    #BringbackSamuelsson

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    2. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      What college players are worth looking at this year?

    3. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      always a nice gem MG picks up

    4. tortorellatheboss

      tortorellatheboss

      #bringbacktwinkies

  23. Zoolander

    Every win's a win, and every loss is that much closer to a higher draft pick

    1. Ronalds.Kenins41

      Ronalds.Kenins41

      every loss is that much closer to a higher draft pick in a weak draft

    2. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Yah its next season we want to tank not this one!

  24. Zoolander

    Holy Ballstein!!! Move the puck to the MIDDLE on the Powerplay. everytime it's the SAME thing. Am I the only 1 who notices this?!?!?! I FEEL LIKE I"M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!!

    1. Ronalds.Kenins41

      Ronalds.Kenins41

      Every fan is seeing this and hopefully torts does on t.v cause I get the feeling we are about to lose every game till he comes back

    2. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      And what has the Canucks Powerplay done??.. NOTHING! NOOOOTHINGGG!

  25. Zoolander

    Schroeder's time to shine? Always played better when teams needed him to pick it up (WJC

    1. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Schroeder is still not ready to return and even when he does he prob needs a conditioning stint

    2. shinkaruk98

      shinkaruk98

      He's was on the trip to EDM which means he's just about ready ^

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