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9 minutes ago, debluvscanucks said:

On the first day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

A blind ref who just couldn't see

On the second day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Two crooked stripes

To help the blind ref who just couldn't see

On the third day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fourth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fifth day of Christmas Bettman  gave to me

PENALTIESSS

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the sixth day of Bettman it was clear to me

His refs are cousins

So MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the seventh day of Bettman all our goals were waved off

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the eighth day of Christmas Bettman kicked me

Because I’m from Vancouver

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the ninth day of Christmas Bettman swore at me

I swore back:

MORE PENALTIES

On the tenth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

More than ten minors

Too many men

Honey Badger scoldings

Goaltender abuse

Pro-fan-i-ties

A kick in the ass

Bad heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the 11TH day of Christmas Bettman stole from me

My viewing pleasure

All sense of fairness

Any reason for watching

The NHL rulebook

OUR DIGNITY

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the twelfth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

12 months of garbage

11 migraine headaches

10 something something

9 hundred missed calls

8 my tuna sandwich

7 flipping birds

6 hours of Strombo

5 reasons to hate him

4 minutes of heartburn

3 hooking and tripping calls

2 crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see.

 

 

Merry Christmas folks.  We survived another game....high five.

This is the best tweaked X-mas carol I've ever seen, deb. Did you write this right after the game or been working on it the whole season? ::D

Could I send this to NHL and wish them Happy Blind Holidays? :P

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21 minutes ago, nucksnavsfan said:

He needs to get more starts considering how Miller gets hurt / tired and also he is likely Millers replacement once his contract expires 

I give up!

Anyways, Deb that was amazing!

If only there was a 13th day...

On the 13th day of Christmas Santa Desjardins gave to me....

A HIGGINS-LESS LINEUP!!!!!!'

 

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13 minutes ago, debluvscanucks said:

As evident in the quality (or lack thereof), it was written post game in haste/6 minutes.  Because, well, it's therapeutic.

Deb you have a talent that non of us knew you had.  If you can write that song in about 6 mins pg.  Maybe it would be nice if your scribbled out a giggle after every hard fought win.  Good Job Deb.

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16 minutes ago, nucksnavsfan said:

I believe most of the penalties were justified but the calls NOT made on the Lightning tipped the scales extremely one way

The problem is we are so used to the game being management we are collectively at a loss when the calls are lopsided. Every now and again there should be a 5-6 call gap btwn the two teams but currently most games average 8 pps, ~4 each. 

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22 minutes ago, debluvscanucks said:

On the first day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

A blind ref who just couldn't see

On the second day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Two crooked stripes

To help the blind ref who just couldn't see

On the third day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fourth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fifth day of Christmas Bettman  gave to me

PENALTIESSS

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the sixth day of Bettman it was clear to me

His refs are cousins

So MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the seventh day of Bettman all our goals were waved off

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the eighth day of Christmas Bettman kicked me

Because I’m from Vancouver

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the ninth day of Christmas Bettman swore at me

I swore back:

MORE PENALTIES

On the tenth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

More than ten minors

Too many men

Honey Badger scoldings

Goaltender abuse

Pro-fan-i-ties

A kick in the ass

Bad heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the 11TH day of Christmas Bettman stole from me

My viewing pleasure

All sense of fairness

Any reason for watching

The NHL rulebook

OUR DIGNITY

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the twelfth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

12 months of garbage

11 migraine headaches

10 something something

9 hundred missed calls

8 my tuna sandwich

7 flipping birds

6 hours of Strombo

5 reasons to hate him

4 minutes of heartburn

3 hooking and tripping calls

2 crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see.

 

 

Merry Christmas folks.  We survived another game....high five.

 

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27 minutes ago, debluvscanucks said:

On the first day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

A blind ref who just couldn't see

On the second day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Two crooked stripes

To help the blind ref who just couldn't see

On the third day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fourth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fifth day of Christmas Bettman  gave to me

PENALTIESSS

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the sixth day of Bettman it was clear to me

His refs are cousins

So MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the seventh day of Bettman all our goals were waved off

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the eighth day of Christmas Bettman kicked me

Because I’m from Vancouver

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the ninth day of Christmas Bettman swore at me

I swore back:

MORE PENALTIES

On the tenth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

More than ten minors

Too many men

Honey Badger scoldings

Goaltender abuse

Pro-fan-i-ties

A kick in the ass

Bad heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the 11TH day of Christmas Bettman stole from me

My viewing pleasure

All sense of fairness

Any reason for watching

The NHL rulebook

OUR DIGNITY

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the twelfth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

12 months of garbage

11 migraine headaches

10 something something

9 hundred missed calls

8 my tuna sandwich

7 flipping birds

6 hours of Strombo

5 reasons to hate him

4 minutes of heartburn

3 hooking and tripping calls

2 crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see.

 

 

Merry Christmas folks.  We survived another game....high five.

Gold, Deb pure gold.  Have a great Christmas

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32 minutes ago, debluvscanucks said:

On the first day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

A blind ref who just couldn't see

On the second day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Two crooked stripes

To help the blind ref who just couldn't see

On the third day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fourth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

and a blind ref who just couldn't see

On the fifth day of Christmas Bettman  gave to me

PENALTIESSS

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the sixth day of Bettman it was clear to me

His refs are cousins

So MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the seventh day of Bettman all our goals were waved off

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the eighth day of Christmas Bettman kicked me

Because I’m from Vancouver

His refs are cousins

MORE PENALTIES

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the ninth day of Christmas Bettman swore at me

I swore back:

MORE PENALTIES

On the tenth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

More than ten minors

Too many men

Honey Badger scoldings

Goaltender abuse

Pro-fan-i-ties

A kick in the ass

Bad heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the 11TH day of Christmas Bettman stole from me

My viewing pleasure

All sense of fairness

Any reason for watching

The NHL rulebook

OUR DIGNITY

Four minutes of heartburn

Three hooking calls three tripping calls

Two crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see

On the twelfth day of Christmas Bettman gave to me

12 months of garbage

11 migraine headaches

10 something something

9 hundred missed calls

8 my tuna sandwich

7 flipping birds

6 hours of Strombo

5 reasons to hate him

4 minutes of heartburn

3 hooking and tripping calls

2 crooked stripes

And a blind ref who just couldn’t see.

 

 

Merry Christmas folks.  We survived another game....high five.

Would +1000 this if I could Deb, thank you. 

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Best PK performance I have seen in years...coincided with Higgins not playing...coincidence?

So impressed the way they kept pressing after each kill and never let up. 

Markstrom was a beast.  Time to start evening up the assignments a little more.

The kids still playing strong.

What a great character win that was in the face of a very unprofessionally reffed game.  Those refs should never see an NHL game again.

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15 minutes ago, Cameron88188 said:

The problem is we are so used to the game being management we are collectively at a loss when the calls are lopsided. Every now and again there should be a 5-6 call gap btwn the two teams but currently most games average 8 pps, ~4 each. 

Which is where the irony comes in. If the officials tried to even up the calls, that would have been artificial game management too, which is what people are complaining about. 

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43 minutes ago, JamesB said:

My 3 stars:

1. Markstrom

2. Markstrom

3. Markstrom

He played an excellent game.

The Canucks as a group came up a gutsy effort, especially with all PK time. But with average goaltending the Canucks lose this game.

It continues to bother me that the Canucks might play well enough to stay in the playoff race in the very weak Pacific Division and then either just miss the playoffs or get blitzed in the first round.

But if Baertschi, Horvat, McCann and Hutton continue to make progress maybe the Canucks can actually compete successfully in the playoffs.

Well said...the goaltender (Marky Mark) won the game for the Nucks and didn't even get a star.

This is a statement game for Markstrom...hopefully Canuck management sees it...because the blind men picking the 3 stars did not see it!

Can only laugh and clap at the officials because there is no accountability for the zebras....brutal.

 

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