Mark Messier is an abomination and his Canuck tenure should be wiped from existence

[Coconuts]

As is tradition, Messier can go eat rocks, may he stub his toe every morning when he gets out of bed and may his voice forever be slightly off key when he tries to sing

[Coconuts]

6 minutes ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said:

How about butt leakage from all that Lays oil? 

May every chip he ever eats be as mediocre as his Lays commercials 

[-DLC-]

[Chickenspear]

One last time... on this site at least.

 

F**K MESSIER!

Edited October 3, 2023 by Chickenspear

[Slegr]

[King Heffy]

I hope there's a hand sanitizer station next to his tombstone because it will double as a urinal.  The only place I ever want to see that name is in an obituary.

Edited October 4, 2023 by King Heffy

[canuckster19]

Chucklef--- Oilers and Rangers fans who thinks he's only second to Gretzky when it was Sather that surrounded him with players who carried his sorry ass constantly.

[Hogs & Podz]

Who?

[iinatcc]

[CanucksJay]

On 10/3/2023 at 5:43 PM, Chickenspear said:

One last time... on this site at least.

 

F**K MESSIER!

Lol and Keenan too

[Chickenspear]

I know I said last time it would be the last 'f*** Messier' on this board, but I didn't think it would last another 17 days, so...

 

F*** Messier x∞!