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A club for anyone who lives in their parent's basement and prefers to play text based games rather than face the reality of their sad and lonely life situation. If that accurately describes you join up!
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  2. Everybody that browses this topic has been impregnated by me.
  3. lmao I didn't even realize I was a moderator here.
  4. I support Aladeen's big hard club. Inside these walls feel really good. I support Aladeen's big hard club. It feels great rubbing against my hood.
  5. I am sure that is what all your exes have said about your sucking skills. If my club sucks like that it’s cause of the policy to allow anyone in. We need stronger immigration policies! I propose that we build a wall around you that you have to pay for. Make Mafia Great Again!!
  6. Supreme Leader @Aladeen, it sucks itself so much that any more suck would be negative suck.
  7. Supreme Leader @Aladeen, your club sucks.
  8. That's soooooo fuggin' gay...but in the now antiquated sense of an exuberance of joy
  9. i dont think you can use gay to describe things anymore. it's 2017
  10. clubs are gay... this one is super gay... I regret joining already.... it's fine, half way through next game I'll do a proper rage quit and leave this stupid club
  11. Someone make a Gentleman's Club.
  12. Not that I would be playing. Still obviously retired.
  13. Christmas time revival imo. I think the next game is #200 so it has to be good. @Master Radishes?
  14. We stand at 4 mafia, 5 tp, 2 lovers.THATS A BIG RATIO GIVEN THE LOVERS LOOK LIKE TP AND YOU GUYS ONLY BOTHER THINKING ABOUT THE MAFIAAnyways, so this round I die.This means Heffy is dead as well.3 mafia, 4 tp, 2 loversFirst off, you guys are screwed unless you activate the SK purely numbers wise. (3/4 is not the same as 1/3)So here is where we kill MH.You guys literally have no brain so maybe you hit lucky and get one of my teammates.2 mafia, 3tp, 2 lovers.And that's when you're pretty much screwed.
  15. Hey @JohnLocke I forgot to mention that I was hiking in the alps a few weeks ago and left something there for you. People are Stumped by a Mysterious Wood Penis Erected in the Alps
  16. Way to pop the club's Cherry shiznak!
  17. Ok so now that we have the largest membership for any club on CDC and I have the largest member period, I thought it would be a good time to Lay out some ground rules of the club. 1. First rule of Mafia club: Don't talk about mafia club. Tell no one you belong to this club who's opinion you respect. It's lame. You can tell your mom, not because you don't respect her but because she will think you finally have friends. You don't. 2. If at all possible you should only post while you are nude. I am. 3. You should always refer to me as Supreme Leader Aladeen from here on out or you may refer directly to my Aladeenis. 4. If you have any thoughts or ideas on how to improve this club or something we could be doing that you think would be in the best interest of all members of the club, keep it to yourself cause we don't care. 5. a.Post Erection gifs/pics often while making sure to always tag @JohnLocke 5. b. Narccing on Erections gifs/pics will get you a lifetime ban. I'm talking directly to you @HashtagNucks 6. All the guys of the club should at some point ask @Blue Jay 22 for a "bro job". Let's find his breaking point people. 7. Finally, do not make fun of @Beluga Whale for being morbidly obese any more, it's mean and can no longer be tolerated in this age of social media liberalism. Instead always include a reference to his disproportionately tiny penis compared to his morbidly obese body. Example: "Hahaha BW is so fat he sweats like a stuck pig while he plays mafia." is not allowed. "Hahaha BW's penis is so tiny that it gets lost in his rolls of fat that jiggle from typing, while he plays mafia." is allowed. That is all

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