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  1. #Canucks
    TAMPA, FL—Scandal is once again rocking the NFL on Super Bowl Sunday after accusations surfaced that Tampa Bay Buccaneer Quarterback Tom Brady has been taking performance-enhancing Metamucil. "Yeah, I heard that too," said Kansas City Quarterback Patrick Mahomes. "I heard people his age need to take it every day in order to be able to poop like normal young football players like me. I wouldn't be surprised in the least." Tom Brady has forcefully denied all accusations. "Shut up, guys! I'm not that old- I'm only 43!" said Mr. Brady to a roomful of sports reporters. "43 is not that old! Why would I need to take Metamucil? I had a perfectly good bowel movement just this morning!" After he said this, the entire room burst out in laughter, since Tom Brady had just used the phrase "bowel movement." In light of the scandal, some others say they feel emboldened to come forward regarding some other Tom Brady wrongdoings. At the time of publishing, several witnesses accused Brady of illegally deflating the tennis balls on the walker he uses to get from his front door to his mailbox. Found this, made me laugh! Not sure if it’s true or not!
  2. #Canucks

    Canucks are Number 1 in these categories, Goals Scored & Shots !!! What!!!

     

     

    Sadly 31st in goals against.

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      I’m guessing up near the top in games played as well which not only contributes to our total goals scored but logically total goals scored against us as well.  Goaltending is the least of the team’s problems.

    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Yes your right. We have played more games than most teams. But I was trying to bring some positivity!

  3. #Canucks

    Teams always trade players before Coach’s. I like Green but I would change the coaching staff before any players.

  4. #Canucks

    We are going to blow out Toronto today. 10-0

    1. ImConfused

      ImConfused

      Sounds like you're blowing out some high quality smoke my friend. Nonetheless I appreciate your optimism and I can feel a tide-turning win coming tonight too.

       

      Maybe.

       

      In overtime xD

    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Already 2-0 Leafs are you sure didn't mean Canucks are going to get blown out lol.. :emot-parrot:

  5. #Canucks

    So..... yesterday sucked!

  6. #Canucks

    I vow to quarantine for 14 days, just let me in the stands!

    1. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      Post up camp in a executive suite? I'm in.

    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Hell yeah 

  7. #Canucks

    Would you take Gillis over Benning?

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    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Would you take Gillis as a GM if Benning was solely In charge of Drafting and Developing?

       

      Them as a team? It would you prefer another GM

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Nope. Wouldn't hire Gillis to manage a McDonald's.

    4. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

      Gillis as GM

      Benning as head of scouting.

       

       

  8. #Canucks

    I knew it all along. We should have drafted David Pastrnak instead is Jake. No one would listen. I should be the GM.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    This is a joke for the people who take things to seriously. 

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      You might’ve had people going more if you had said we should’ve dealt Virtanen instead of McCann in the Guds trade.

    3. ImConfused

      ImConfused

      Bring back Patrick White!!

       

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    4. ImConfused

      ImConfused

      I don't know how I forgot but we dealt him with Rahimi for Ehrhoff and Lukowich lol.

       

      What a steal!

  9. #Canucks
    Seattle will have lots to choose from!
  10. #Canucks
    Nope. Don’t even say it.
  11. #Canucks

    I’m a “ Jake will be okay, he’s going to be great” fan, however Hogz single handedly took his spot. He works hard every night, Amazing to watch. 

    1. ImConfused

      ImConfused

      HOGZ FOR PM

    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Tbh way better than JT

    3. ken kaniff

      ken kaniff

      It’s a shame Jake doesn’t have the drive Motte or Hoglander have. He would be a fan favourite but just looks lost on the ice for some reason. 

  12. #Canucks

    If I could choose any player in history to shoot against Matt Murray, I’m choosing Brock every time. It’s kinda silly if you think about it!

    1. ImConfused

      ImConfused

      Spoiler

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    2. canuktravella

      canuktravella

       ya guys a sieve  

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      60% of the time, it works every time!  :lol:

  13. #Canucks

    The most disappointing feeling will be if Jake puts it together after being traded.

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    2. ImConfused

      ImConfused

      Good thing you probably weren't around for when they traded Cam Neely lol, thanks a lot Tom WAT

       

      How do you feel about McCann, Kassian, Grabner, Bonino etc?

    3. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Only the Grabner trade was tough. I did not like McCann tbh. And Kassian well we all knew he needed a change.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      What's his ceiling though? 40-50 points? If he's not playing with passion here what's the point? He's not pushing himself to be better. If he really wanted to improve he'd train and hang out with JT Miller. Learn how to improve as a hockey player, follow his example. 

      For crying out loud Hoglander is 4 inches shorter and he plays with more fire and physicality. 

  14. #Canucks
    Fu*k yes! Love it!
  15. #Canucks

    Pettersson hit the crossbar, looked to the sky and randomly on his way back to the bench decided to quote John Wick "Yeah, I'm thinking that I'm back!"

    1. Silky mitts

      Silky mitts

      No he didn’t it was a joke 

    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Yes I know. It’s was a joke. It still is a joke. 

  16. #Canucks
    Anyone who doesn’t know that Motte is a natural offensive guy needs to do some research. He just has a work ethic that we needed in the bottom six. Motte is a utility knife, he shows up where the team needs help.
  17. #Canucks

    Why was Tkachuk so upset that muzzin wanted to present him with the game puck? He was trying to be nice!

     

     

    -Pierre

    1. Squamfan

      Squamfan

      Muzzin apparently said here's the game puck lol 

  18. #Canucks
    These guys are 3/4 years respectively from their primes. They are great players but have a lot of learning to do and physical maturing.
  19. #Canucks
    Lol
  20. #Canucks

    Would you watch this? I would be a kid all over again watching this.

     

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJKn2cth/

  21. #Canucks

    We need adversity to grow.Do not worry.This is a chance for young players to grow.No one likes this feeling, you don’t grow from always winning.

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    2. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      Well, the equivalent of the pre-season is now over (7gp), so maybe they'll  start looking like the team from last year again. I will remain optimistic where I can.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      yes but we’ve had this feeling no one likes for eight years now

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      since 1970. is it about us or them? in or lives, if we find the holy grail, that's great. but when we don't  we hope others won't throw us away. let us keep looking.

  22. #Canucks
    The winner is the team that gets the player that puts it together. Tbh it’s still up in the air. Laine can score no doubt but he has not done it consistently through the season. It’s been in bunches. Still it’s goals but i think this trade could go either way at this point. I don’t know if Laine stays in Columbus either.
  23. #Canucks
    SN
  24. #Canucks

    Laine + Roslovic for Pierre Luc Dubois + draft pick.

    1. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Roslovic - former 1st round pick of 2015.

  25. #Canucks
    A trade call is being set up between the Winnipeg Jets and Columbus Blue Jackets to complete trade sending Laine and Roslovic to Columbus for Pierre Luc Dubois. A draft pick to the Jets May also be included.