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  1. Duncan Keef

    1. The Magician

      The Magician

      Duncan Queef

    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      We could have had him instead of some heartless Russian guy. True story.

    3. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      We could have had a lot of guys instead of of worse guys. But so could every other team.

  2. Durl Dixsun > Watermelon

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      "Magi-kun"? I didn't know you were Japanese.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Magik-Chan! ^__^

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      I googled Magi-kun and came up with this: http://steamcommunity.com/id/AnimeWatcher

      Is this you, Magikal-san?

  3. Dustin Tokarski brought to you by EA Sports

    1. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      This is perfect lol. What is seems like exactly :D

      Tokarksi playing out of this world. Pice couldn't have done any better tbh.

  4. Eat all the grass that you want

  5. edler luongo kassian gillis sturm hodgson gaaaaarrgghghhgh

  6. Edler, Luongo, Booth is the new Ballard, Raymond, 1st.

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    2. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Why not? He has 500 games less,and only 225 wins less,save percentage very similar,but teh difference is that Luongo was on bad teams for a big part of his career and Brodeur was on a pretty good team.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I dunno, I think I'd get a pretty good deal out of it. ;)

    4. Watermelon
  7. Even Coca-Cola likes to misuse memes.

  8. Even when I rhyme about the future I be reminiscing

  9. Ever notice that your nipples fit perfectly in the nail clippers? You can't tell me that was unintentional.

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    2. Mountain  Man
    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      ohh Horus!

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      I'm sure lots of things can fit in nail clippers :^P

  10. Every right handed centerman that ever plays for us will be compared to Dalpe.

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Dalpe was like Matthias combined with Booth. A truly unique talent.

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      I believe Linden Vey can have a good season if he tries to model his game after Dalpe.

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      No one does a better Sarah McLachlan.

  11. Everybody vote Marxist-Leninist with me

  12. Everyone get their gifs ready for the next Canucks loss, you don't wanna miss out on the rep-farming

  13. Ezu > Marc Predka

    1. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Pray Lord I’m about to die

      I love my haters when they talk about me

      And I’m here to shine

      I will take U to the movies from here to Sudan yea

      I gatta eat I gatta talk why U hate on me

      Information in reality U dead broke

      I’m a king on VIC everybody know me

      U gat a little camera in Ur Room

      And U wanna diss me, ha-ha, ha-ha

      Is funny man look up my name on the line on the air like a bird

      I came from nothing

    2. Fox Mulder

      Fox Mulder

      U kids talkin bout that rap music?

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      real underground stuff, too grimy for the mainstream

  14. Fact: Kassian caused WW2 and is a member of ISIS

    1. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      I also heard a rumor that he was behind 9/11

  15. Fact: The Canucks are undefeated when Pascal Pelletier is in the lineup.

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    2. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      Fact: Over the last 7 years, the canucks haven't won a game without a Sedin in the line-up.

    3. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      Also, they've never won a game where they haven't used a goalie.

    4. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      The obvious conclusion is that the Canucks will never win another game once Luongo and the Sedins retire.

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