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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    I'm glad to see Boudreau wasn't the problem in WSH btw.

    1. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Whatever the problem is though, Oates isn't the answer.

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      or ruff in buffalo or vigneault in vancouver.

    3. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Ovi is the problem

  2. Tortorella's Rant

    Cody with two more goals tonight. Almost three times as many points as you know who. Hmmm.

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    2. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Defend the trade all you want guys, but we tot absolutely ripped off (AS OF NOW) Hodgson is a much much better player with a much bigger impact

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      To anyone that thinks this trade isn't a disaster.

      The homerizm is terminal

    4. Noheart

      Noheart

      To anyone that thinks this trade isn't a disaster.

      The homerizm is terminal

  3. Tortorella's Rant

    When in doubt, whip it out. Great advice to pass on to your children and your children's children.

    1. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      Whip it real good?

    2. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      Best line in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Ooh, what a lovely tea party!

  4. Tortorella's Rant

    What the hell is this Harlem Shake garbage? Brooksie better not be responsible for it..

    1. BedBeats™2.0

      BedBeats™2.0

      He is. He better go eff himself.

  5. Tortorella's Rant

    Network security. I encryted a couple words, gave it to my brother and showed him how to decrypt it. It read "You suck". Hahah

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Lmao awesome :D

  6. Tortorella's Rant

    Drop in hockey today. There was a twelve year old in net. I blew a howitzer by him from the slot. I proceeded to celebrate like Yakupov. Come at meh, bro!

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      He's like Weise, but with an inverted chin.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Painkillers have made me into the greatest detective of all time.

    4. Bang Bang Boogie

      Bang Bang Boogie

      Damn, I'm 23 and I'm usually the youngest at all the drop ins I go to.

  7. Tortorella's Rant

    Watching my cat play. She's so silly :3

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Tell her BananaMash is ready when she is

    3. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      kitties are so precious and adorable.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      ^ omg agreed!

  8. Tortorella's Rant

    Is that Bure? No mum, it's Luongo..... But Bure still plays for the Canucks right? *Facepalm

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      It's safe to say I felt embarrassed for the both of us.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      lol she tried, no need to be harsh

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yes, lol, i still <3 my mum.

  9. Tortorella's Rant

    Breaking News; Hossa has been suspended a dozen games for being softer than butter.

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    2. Froggy Fresh

      Froggy Fresh

      he should bubble wrap his head from now on

    3. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      he should try figure skating .. singles so he does not bump into anyone out there ..

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Good idea, T7

  10. Tortorella's Rant

    Interesting to see former goalie McLennan justify Miller's crying on camera while former player Ray Ferraro called him a cry baby.

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    2. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      There's no crying in hockey!!!

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      I don't blame him, he whines alot but the Sabres suck at defense.

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      ..Ehroff is their top-minutes-per- game D-man .. must be a lesson there ..

  11. Tortorella's Rant

    Kassian to train MMA in the off season with GSP.

    1. Hugemanskost

      Hugemanskost

      Whoopdy Doo! Rather see him train hockey with the Sedins again. Top 6 forwards don't need to be MMA fighters. Kassian is tough enough already. He needs to be on the ice, not in the box. leave the fighting to the 4th line.

  12. Tortorella's Rant

    Can someone beat the Hawks, please & thanks.

    1. canuck_trevor16

      canuck_trevor16

      we will we playing them next!

    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      The Dragon Slayer to the rescue! :D

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Good luck the kings a re complete crap and couldn't skate their way out of a wet paper bag....

  13. Tortorella's Rant

    Wow, someone I played two seasons with years ago is probably making his NHL debut tonight.

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    2. Bombastik der Teutone

      Bombastik der Teutone

      this game needs more fire

    3. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      Phaneuf is such a worm

    4. PowerIce

      PowerIce

      I remember him when he played with the Pilots.

  14. Tortorella's Rant

    Luongo is definitely getting the next start

    1. Dragonfruits

      Dragonfruits

      teams fault they gave up 2 goals not schneider ya he let 2 weak goals in but the canucks sat back

  15. Tortorella's Rant

    High noon shootout today. Good ol 'Murica.

  16. Tortorella's Rant

    Enjoy beating up Calgary and Edmonton while it lasts for one day we'll be in their position again.

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      Calgary will probably still be there though.

  17. Tortorella's Rant

    Although King of the BS status was valid, the true intent was just to piss people off. Not create legitimate discussion.

    1. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Well said.

  18. Tortorella's Rant

    LOL Caps allowing 5 goals on 14 shots. Season's over, pack it in.

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    2. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      inb4 Ovechkin to Vancouver for Schneider

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      And they don't want Luongo. LOL

    4. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Seth Jones?

  19. Tortorella's Rant

    Silly gun advocates using inaccurate information to add weight to their argument.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Guns don't kill people, gun advocates do!

  20. Tortorella's Rant

    Lmao. A -72 rating for one player in the OHL.

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    2. peener

      peener

      where wtf

    3. Markus Alexander Cody

      Markus Alexander Cody

      who? I just went through every team and the worst I found was -28

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Oh, well, this was last season. Connor Brown, I think was the name, of the Erie Otters was -72. The team had a 10-52-0-6 record. LOL

  21. Tortorella's Rant

    Lmao. A -72 rating for one player in the OHL.

  22. Tortorella's Rant

    An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They all order a Guinness. This is not a joke.

  23. Tortorella's Rant

    Man, it's amazing how quick the weekend seems to go once you get back to working instead of only just school. :-/

    1. c00kies

      c00kies

      It's only just begun :P

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      :'(

  24. Tortorella's Rant

    Oooh, those Flyers are choking. I guess 'karma' can't bite me in the ass since the Canucks are sucking anyway.

  25. Tortorella's Rant

    Canucks lose. Here come the CDC water works.

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