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  1. lol can't even beat the Panthers.

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    2. MayRayDown

      MayRayDown

      They still lost. We beat buffalo 3-0 while they lost 5-4. Blaming a blown call while still giving up 4 goals isn't a good enough excuse.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Huberdeau's pretty darn good.

    4. Matthew Lombardi 18

      Matthew Lombardi 18

      Panthers actually played good despite their record.

  2. Ylvis. The Fox. Not sure if that guy is srs or just a troll.

    1. VICanucksfan5551

      VICanucksfan5551

      Ylvis is a comedy duo. Not srs

  3. Costco labeled the bible as fiction. Bahaha

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Religion debate! Dun da dun da duh! Dun da dun da dah! Mortal Combat!

    3. RAMBUTANS

      RAMBUTANS

      Die in hell! Heretics!

    4. Ghostsof1915
  4. Patrick White called it a career already? HockeyDB shows he isn't playing with anyone right now

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Angelo Esposito is next. He's got no points playing in Austria.

    3. LuonGO Canucks Go

      LuonGO Canucks Go

      Our great drafting record

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      That's why the safe pick isn't always safe.

  5. Mormon preachers up in da hood. da fuq.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      They approached me as I got out of my car. I was scared to get out in the first place. I couldn't really see who they were since it was dark but I had a feeling that's what it was lol..

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Nice guys but I haz zero interest in any of that

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Wear an Iron Maiden T-Shirt, play Metallica really loud. Then when they ask tell them you're a Druid, and you need Wickerman volunteers.

  6. lol, if you are going to argue Lu's numbers suck in the overall standings, please exclude non-starters and watch your argument fall apart.

    1. stawns

      stawns

      he's bringing them up, but you can't deny his numbers aren't great. Not to mention you judge Luongo against Luongo, not other goalies. I'm not unhappy with his play thus far, however

    2. Buddhas Hand

      Buddhas Hand

      But do those statistics exist ?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      They aren't great but he's like, Luongo isn't even top 30 in GAA or top 40 in sv%!

      When you exclude non starters, regulars, you know, the guys who have half a dozen games, Luongo is top 20 for both.

  7. Sharks are sharks: fact.

  8. Happy Birthday to me. I hope you guys bought me presents..

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    2. Gran Turismo

      Gran Turismo

      Happy bday! Got your birthday suit ready? ;)

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Shots are lined up bro :)

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I'm gonna have to see some ID.

  9. Coppers staking out the house behind mine. Uh oh!

  10. lol dateline: how to catch a predator. Why am I not surprised everyone caught on that show is repugnant.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      "If it bleeds..we can kill it." Oops wrong predator!

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      "If it bleeds..we can kill it." Oops wrong predator!

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      "If it bleeds..we can kill it." Oops wrong predator!

  11. Crazy atmosphere tonight. The TV doesn't even come close to giving any kind of idea what it was like.

    1. rampage

      rampage

      i hate how that happens. the sound on tsn carries so much better than it does thru cbc

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I had CBC on surround and it seemed pretty frakken loud to me :D

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I watched the replay of the ceremony when I got back home and it sounded weak. Gino himself almost got a louder ovation than Bure. Everyone loves Gino.

  12. Since Tortorella's Rant is going to the game tonight, maybe we'll see Tortorella get real angry.

  13. I didn't see Julien crying tonight. Is that because Chara wears the black and gold? What a doofus. Another 82 games of their crap, again.

  14. Nichushkin has 1pt in 7 games and is -3. Where are his ass kissers now?

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      At least he made the team lol. He made the team and is slightly more effective than Sestito. Ta-da, success!

    3. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Well apparently horvat couldn't even be more useful than sestito ;) jk my point is you can't compare them yet.

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      His ass kisser's are probably in Russia now waiting for Nichuskin to arrive. 1pt, KHL BOUND!

  15. Another game I miss. Burn in hell, stats class.

    1. c00kies

      c00kies

      I miss it due to a lab.

    2. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Well you could miss stats class...

    3. schlaBAM

      schlaBAM

      I'm skipping an ethics course, you can do it

  16. Glad to see we're struggling noticeably against playoff teams.

    1. c00kies

      c00kies

      Montreal isn't even that great of a team. We just look incredibly slow and unskilled.

    2. Brendan Gaunce

      Brendan Gaunce

      canucks dominated the first two periods. bad breaks everywhere and the refs eventually lead to giving montreal the game with missing the delay of game call, and then the dive on eller.

  17. I once bench pressed a school bus full of midgets.

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    2. Kryten

      Kryten

      Acid is a hell of a drug

    3. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      That's nothing. I once bench pressed a midget full of school buses.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Bench pressing a matchbox school bus isn't impressive.

  18. lol turned down row 10 tickets for doing school work tomorrow night.

    1. kodos

      kodos

      Uhh I'll take them

    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Yeah - you could have given them to 10 lucky CDC'ers!

    3. Drouin

      Drouin

      I think he meant tickets in the 10th row lol

  19. Clearly this core of guys cannot beat the Sharks anymore. It's certainly not a coaching issue

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    2. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      I meant like in the past- we seem to have 'slayed' the chicago dragon but now are under attack by a even more fierce opponent. If we won a few games I would enjoy the rivary now I just get really depressed and want to drink.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I'm not going to worry until October's over at least. Team still needs time to learn Torts' system and Burrows will be back by then.

    4. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      I am not worried about our team on the whole. I believe in them and I really like Torts but I would be lying if I didn't say San Jose scares the hell out of me.

  20. Got a better mark on the previous quiz by not studying. Go with what works best for you: not studying.

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    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      lol history does have a tendency to repeat itself, but apply this truth at your own risk :P

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Sounds like there would be math involved, Pomegranate, I'll pass on that! I'll take Prime Rib's advice I think!

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      I would do it, but I've already got a research assignment.

  21. People who use nickles and dimes to pay for their $4 parking pass. STOP IT.

    1. Baka

      Baka

      I whip it out and see if that covers it.

  22. Stats is such a stupid class. Looking at the answers means absolutely nothing. Useless data.

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    2. LostViking

      LostViking

      If you want to be the lunkhead who drills holes, plugs stuff in, carts around the network hardware then you don't need stats.

      If you actually want to plan/design networks, you need to know basic stat concepts. Probability is important for making redundancy and security decisions.

      If you want to program networks you better learn some math.

      Remember, nothing in the work world is as simple as it is in University, you'll need a complete toolbox of skills t...

    3. LostViking

      LostViking

      to solve unexpected problems.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I hear you. I thought the stats course I took in college was horrible. It was showing how to play with numbers. But didn't teach anything analytical.

  23. Has anyone had Deja Vu so intense they felt light headed and even confused? It was so weird today in class... I wasn't even sure how long I had been there or where I parked my car .. :S

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Kinda scary actually. It hit me out of nowhere. Starting to feel better now though..

    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      I fell to my knees and almost puked once due to DV.

  24. Holy, Aaron Paul's beard. Now if he played in the NHL, he would easily be top 5 for best playoff beards.

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