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  1. NHL, TSN, The Score when it existed, even Sportsnet. Almost every time they show highlights or a clip of a player, the Canucks are the ones getting burned.

    1. a Fool

      a Fool

      We're the official punching bag of the NHL.

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Some people on this board get testy when Canucks fans fight back.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Seriously. Just watch when TSN panel or whomever talks about a player. Chances are they'll show that player scoring on us or laying out one of the guys.

  2. $90 on headphones and so far they sound like garbage.

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    2. Hodgson!!

      Hodgson!!

      Go for a Seinheiser or an AKG

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      legit good headphones are absolutely worth it. brands like skullcandy are a cash grab though.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Uh skull candy has amazing bass and pretty full sound. I have reaserached many headphones and these little skullcandy earbuds are the shiznit !!!

  3. VHS in class. What year is this? Where am I?

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      The movie VHS even sounds more probable.

    3. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      It's time you introduced them to the future of Video...LaserDisc!

    4. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      its 2013 bra

  4. Masterchef.. Hells Kitchen.. Why does it seem like there is always a fat broad with a real attitude problem on these shows?

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Makes perfect sense. Case closed!

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      fat people = ratings D:

    4. MANGO

      MANGO

      there easy to yell at I suppose, which kinda makes the show go round

  5. Hey guyz, try & come at me. Hack me, spam me, send viruses! 127.0.0.1 is my ip!

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      how'd you know, batmania :(

    3. Durl Dixsun
    4. Batmania

      Batmania

      Because it wasn't you it was me torts. ;)

  6. Gooby, come over man. I got some new Tonka trucks for the sandbox.

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    2. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Hey deadman, are you Murl

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      omg eeeepic :D :D

    4. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      I hope you got alot of tonkas and a gun

  7. I'm glad to see the Canucks are spectators again.

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    2. stexx

      stexx

      beause the canucks are trying to inject youth into their lineup. hard to do that if all your spots are filled for 3+years with UFAS.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Then we better see this youth come October. If that is the theory then they have already come to the conclusion that so and so is going to play no matter what.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      canucks have always sprnt to the cap...toronto stripped a lot of cap off their team..what don't you understand about that?

  8. I don't even like football that much but Friday Night Lights is probably the best sports movie ever.

  9. Tomorrow is going to be boring. All the moves are already happening.

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    2. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      If something similar takes place tomorrow, I'll consider it Christmas in July

    3. a Fool

      a Fool

      Still some potential for drama.

    4. JensenFan2011

      JensenFan2011

      all we will do tomorrow is get blum. maybe cooke

  10. CNN allows the N word but censors out "ass."

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      It tells me that goose stepping morons should be reading books instead of watching CNN.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      What are goose stepping morons?

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      See Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

  11. I'm just glad the Schneider-Luongo debacle is over. Hell, that was tiresome for the fans even..

    1. Xbox
    2. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      I still think we'll see Luongo/Schneider threads for at least another couple of years. Like "We should have kept Schneider" threads.

    3. peener

      peener

      im just glad i can hate schnieder

  12. Gotta feelz for those that were there and didn't get drafted.

  13. Feaster up and down, up and down, up and down, from the podium to the Flames table. The most calories he's burned in 35 years.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      He has done very well today

    2. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Scheduled rest till 6th round

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  14. MG probably got less than he could have. That's what happens when you sit on your hands year after year. It was the Devils now or the Oilers.. who are going to be stacked. I'll take the Devils trade now.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Had he traded him to the Coilers, everyone would be busting his balls down the road, so.

  15. lol of course MacKinnon is first.. people act like there is some sort of possibility he won't be.

  16. Looking to buy a house in Syria. Does anyone know any good neighborhoods?

    1. a Fool

      a Fool

      You can't be syrious.

    2. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Prices should be cheap in damascus

    3. Plum

      Plum

      Right beside the government. If you hear any bombs coming at you just pray.

  17. Bruins fans pranked Pittsburgh with phone calls asking for "Owen". Hawks fans responded by pranking Boston with calls asking for "Stanley".

  18. lol Messier is butt hurt AV got the coaching job. So butthurt he parts ways with the Rangers altogether rotfl.

    1. Durl Dixsun
    2. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      He will end up in Edmonton someday

    3. Tearloch7
  19. Tort's is only 5'8? We have something in common.

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    2. Mainly Mattias

      Mainly Mattias

      everyone's in awe of BM's manly height

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I got a five minute major for "Too Much Man"

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^ more like for touching too many men lolz :P

  20. Shout out to my homie - Durl Dixson. Ayyeee boi.

    1. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Dis mak me hapy again ty torts

  21. Project X. Moral of the story: Don't let your friends' love of pootang destroy your house and set the neighborhood ablaze.

    1. SpinDrive

      SpinDrive

      Also wear something tight.

  22. University is a joke. Waitlist after waitlist, third time on the same waitlist. Won't reserve seats for those in the degree. A four year degree is turning into six..

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      ... And math has nothing to do with networking but that is somehow a requirement. Held back by a "requirement" that isn't a requirement at all. Unreal.

    3. Denguin

      Denguin

      Yup. University registration is a joke. All they do is take your money and piss on you in the end.

      I share your frustrations, bud.

    4. stonecoldstevebernier

      stonecoldstevebernier

      I just got an email today saying that a course I need to graduate has been rescheduled to a very inconvenient time for me. Seriously, where's the logic in doing that after everyone's registered??? If I'd been told a week ago, I could've had time to change my schedule but now everything's full...

  23. #cutforbieber

    1. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      I luv ju Jewstin Beiber

  24. Over 4000 posts as of yesterday. Can I get a raise?

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    2. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      Torts, already being a Prima Donna and making demands.

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    4. Durl Dixsun
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