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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    #Hating C++

    1. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      #ifeelyourpain

      #ihateittoo

      #fuqc++

  2. Tortorella's Rant

    RIP Tony Soprano ... :'(

  3. Tortorella's Rant

    Gooby. Fight me. 3 o'clock @ the flagpole. Be there or be square.

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      im a john tortorella guy

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      brooksie on commentary

    4. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      oh, oh! I wanna be a special guest referee alongside PlayStation. :D

  4. Tortorella's Rant

    Kids and their stupid questions and stupid remarks nowadays. What, do you guys idolize Brooksie?

    1. Gooby

      Gooby

      At least you're not generalizing all of us

    2. Specter's Vengeance

      Specter's Vengeance

      FIDDLER! ON THE ROOOOOOF!

  5. Tortorella's Rant

    I wish I was a space elf like Spock.

  6. Tortorella's Rant

    Oh, lawd..

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Zomg

    3. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      She's right.. That is a good Dad

    4. Drouin

      Drouin

      LOL.

  7. Tortorella's Rant

    Looking back at my old communications paper. I addressed it to John Tortorella. I guess he liked it because I got an A for it. *phew. I didn't want to end up like Brooksie.

    1. Plum

      Plum

      LOL

  8. Tortorella's Rant

    Tried substituting creamo with almond milk for my coffee.. *gag

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      bed is for sharing with girls

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      You're a wizard of knowledge Magikal.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      ikr

  9. Tortorella's Rant

    Some guy just called me Dennis.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      You can call me whatever you want, baby.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      come and see the violence inherent in the system!! Help, help I'm being repressed!

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

      Dennis Moore?

  10. Tortorella's Rant

    Dumb is when you're not able to see predictons of your opponents in a hockey pool before placing your own. I've already lost. Logically it makes no sense for me to pick Hawks in 7 when the guy a single point ahead of me made the exact same pick.

    1. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      bruins in 4 it is

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      omg ya. u r so right

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I like you torts rant you are a good man

  11. Tortorella's Rant

    Death Wish 4. Don't mess with Charles Bronson, chump.

  12. Tortorella's Rant

    Observation: Crosby's sister looks exactly like him.

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    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      ahaha. I thought the same thing when I saw her on tsn today. Poor girl.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      Ewwww!!!

    4. Froggy Fresh

      Froggy Fresh

      oh god

  13. Tortorella's Rant

    VY Canis Majoris. It takes about 1200 years to fly a 747 around it. The same length of time it would take to fly around your mom.

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      What cover's 2/3 of the Earth's surface?

      Your mothers butt.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Your mother has so many rolls that the Swedish bakery down the street is going out of business.

    4. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Your mother is also my girlfriend

  14. Tortorella's Rant

    A Prius for everyone? Pretty offensive. They haven't taken into consideration I don't have arms or legs. Hmph*

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    2. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      you must get used for first base a lot

    4. Armada

      Armada

      Ya if you wanna be a girl?

  15. Tortorella's Rant

    Bruins. Hawks. In the final. Who do you take?

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I'd flip a coin. I hate them both.

    3. Common sense

      Common sense

      if the 1919 Cup finals taught us anything, it's that anything can happen.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      True. I remember watching the 1919 finals on my HD. I got a great deal at the time.

  16. Tortorella's Rant

    Damnit. Now I can't kick Brooksie's ass in the media scrum.

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    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      You look like the kind of guy who'd get beat up at a bus stop

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Or a really famous porn star.

    4. Baka

      Baka

      Or the guy who stands in the shower room doorway with his hand in his pocket.

  17. Tortorella's Rant

    Getting real sick of this smallenfreuden crap.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Horrible campaign.

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      ^

      Now that Sh** drives me up the wall.

  18. Tortorella's Rant

    You know what grinds my gears? People who say ".. and what not." STOP IT.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Richards is playing like a useless sack of doo-doo among others and what not.

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      no.

    4. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      ^ Such a party pooper and what not.

  19. Tortorella's Rant

    Scumbag university classes. Program simple things all class. Expects you to create a program that can scratch your balls for homework.

    1. Neil HD

      Neil HD

      You're not serious, are you?

      That's pretty crass of them. And useless.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      He even admitted that it would be very tough. Challenges are fine and all but this is beyond the scope of what we know.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Anyway, figured it out finally.

      ... about 10 hours over 3 days..

  20. Tortorella's Rant

    He stinks on the PP.

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      ew.

    3. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      No

    4. S.Gill

      S.Gill

      lol. Carl Hagelin!

  21. Tortorella's Rant

    Did Bob McKenzie make second round predictions?

    1. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      since when does he ever make predictions?

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Doesn't he?

    3. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      I thought he didn't. on the panel he always says he doesn't make predictions since he's always wrong. So i think he used to, but not publicly any more

  22. Tortorella's Rant

    I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven. Peace.

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    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      I can just picture Torts answering all the press conference questions in rhyme.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      the censor would be working overtime..haha

    4. JimLahey

      JimLahey

      What is this??

  23. Tortorella's Rant

    If we lose tonight, I'm kickin' Brooksie's ass when I get back to NY.

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      go torts drunk you're home

    3. Not A Fruit

      Not A Fruit

      go you're drunk torts home

    4. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      drunk go you're home torts

  24. Tortorella's Rant

    Oooga Woooga.

  25. Tortorella's Rant

    Mannn, Saturday night hockey tomorrow! I love when the Canucks play Saturday night! Oh, wait..

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