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  1. Cucumber

    I hope people will realize soon that kesler, and the sedins are the only people with trade value on our. forwards. unless edler and bieksa(keeping BC boys) get traded for forwards we have no scoring depth

    1. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      3 2nd liners

      7 3rd liners

    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Anyone know what we got back for Cucumber yet? I'm hoping for a nice, juicy pickle.

    3. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      His name is finally grey people. Thank The Lord.

  2. Cucumber

    my bio is up for cdc enjoyment check it out

    1. Magikal

      Magikal

      no

  3. Cucumber

    should I write a bio of my life on CDC?

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    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      I can't wait till your name is greyed out Cucumber, and when we click it says page not available.

    3. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Will be another pinnacle day in CDC history..

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      Why drummer

  4. Cucumber

    android or apple. which do u like more and why? I like androidn but just me

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    2. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      question

      I heard a rumour that florence and his real bro both have CDC accounts. who is florence bro?

      MR.DD that is exactly my opinon

      also looking for a talbot. what do u guys think. nexus, samsung, blackberry, or a surface?

    3. FanOfCanada

      FanOfCanada

      If you are looking for a tablet I would wait and get the xperia z2 tablet. It is crazy thin and has top of the line specs.

    4. FanOfCanada

      FanOfCanada

      Plus it's going to be waterproof. Which is always a nice feature.

  5. Cucumber

    how does CDC like the new and improved cucumber!

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      How about a decade?

    3. Baka

      Baka

      What if Cucumber turned out to be this mentally disabled little kid in a wheelchair with an abusive father and a drunk for a mother. How would all of you feel about this rude behavior?

    4. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      seriously florence, I think about that all the time. People are so mean to him. Someone once said "I don't care if you're a troll or not, I hope you die." I don't know how people can say that without worrying that they're talking to some troubled little kid.

  6. Cucumber

    predictions for tomorrows game. I am predicting 6-1 for us crosby 1goal 2assists doughty with 1, perry with 2, msl 1 and the last one goes to nash

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      that's why you should just stop talking.

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Latvia 4-0.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Latvia 2-1.

  7. Cucumber

    the love I been getting has been great so far! thank you really thank you from the bottom of my heart. I am thinking that maybe I have been causing to much attentions to myself. for that reason and that one alone I am going to take a lead of absence for a few days with as little as possible comments/post/thread making and status possible I might have to make a few here or there but from now on I am a change man and will be forever. I hope I will be respected from this point on thank you C...

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    2. kj29

      kj29

      keep it up kid. just don't try and cause attention to yourself or interrupt a heated conversation ;)

    3. kodos

      kodos

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      sad to say but mods took away the privage of changing my usernames. unless I forgot how to, I think it is impossible to do so.

  8. Cucumber

    Am I the most hated person on CDC or is there someone else that is also considered a troll that I don't know. I am not a troll don't really care what haters think and will continue the way I am going.

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  9. Cucumber

    just wanted to say nicklas jensen, the forgotten dane. He has been lighting it up lately, I gonna say that his shot in 3-4 years will be better then kessels. he knowledge, vision, speed, defense and offense has greatly improve. most people are saying he gonna be a 3rd liner but I believe he will be a solid 4-5th forward much like hossa. the future looks bright with all our prospects.

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    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      I appreciate the positive vibe .. thanks Cuke

    3. kj29

      kj29

      Wow... actually a pretty decent status update from Cucumber... *slow clap*

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      few grammars mistakes but my posts and status always come from the heart

  10. Cucumber

    bad news my plane is leaving tuesday morning and I can't find my ticket so I reschuduled my trip. so expect me to be gone anytime soon. My ticket got lost and I now I can't enjoy beautiful Iceland for my 70th birthday :(

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      isn't it "lights out" at the care facility?

    3. bolt

      bolt

      you don't need a physical ticket. you just show your passport at the check in desk and thats all you need. I never show my ticket.

    4. tortorellatheboss

      tortorellatheboss

      Hey Cucumber, come to Bratislava instead! We have way hotter girls!

  11. Cucumber

    what should I do in iceland

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    2. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      Please seek attention somewhere else

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      take a long walk of a short pier

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Have plenty of unprotected sex with any woman you have to pay..

  12. Cucumber

    fyi my birthday is this week on tuesday! I will be turning 70 years old, for my birthday I am planning to go visit iceland!

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    2. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      Happy 70th! Btw, i just turned 82 :)

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      You're my favourite poster.

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      lol thanks guys

  13. Cucumber

    who is the most respected member on CDC? My vote is vintage canuck

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      It doesn't Matter what your vote is!

    3. Apples

      Apples

      LOL

    4. topbananas

      topbananas

      you still here?

  14. Cucumber
    and
    are 2 very powerful songs I hope u will like both of them.
    1. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      honestly guys these types of songs bring tears to my eyes. btw I am 69 turning 70 in one week and i do live in newfoundland

    2. kodos

      kodos

      a new wrinkle in the cucumber saga

    3. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

  15. Cucumber

    I've tried everything single thing to improve, my rep, stop posting for a while, didn't made a proposal in a month, made poems, did gdts/pgts and made meaningful thought provoking threads that all of CDC could enjoy. yet I get all this hate for being ME, and that is what matters to me, being ME. I hope all at one point in time come to realization that I am not a troll, but a real human being. I am not bad, evil or anything negetive thing, all I am is a human who wants respect! My...

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    2. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      Admit you're retarded, Kodos.

    3. Caboose

      Caboose

      69 year old newfie lmao

    4. Baka

      Baka

      I don't like you anymore Cucumber. You are to needy.

  16. Cucumber

    what have I done to get such a bad rep???

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Don't mind them Cucumber, Florence is here for you and that's all you really need.

    3. Blueberries

      Blueberries

      Ban this guy already, and ban his little poems aswell.

    4. AriGold

      AriGold

      Florence is just as bad as cucumber. At least cucumber is positive, Florence is trolls everything in a negative way.

  17. Cucumber

    I am not a troll and will never be one. Just my views are different

    1. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      your view being that of the underside of a bridge?

    2. AriGold

      AriGold

      http://bitsocialmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Internet-Troll.jpg
  18. Cucumber

    I was wondering what CDC thinks I am? So CDC am I boy or a girl.

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    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      If you like cucumbers, prolly a girl.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      An egg

    4. JE14

      JE14

      hermaphrodite

  19. Cucumber

    I was wondering what CDC thinks I am? So CDC am a boy or a girl.

    1. Guest

      Guest

      CDC thinks that you're annoying and that you should leave

    2. AriGold

      AriGold

      You do understand you will be banned at some point for this crap, right ?

  20. Cucumber

    who on CDC loves heartland

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      ^ o burn

    3. Batmania

      Batmania

      When do we find out that kodos and catspajamas are really an old married couple

    4. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      lol like I could ever be married to Kodos. He is miles out of my league. One can dream tho.

  21. Cucumber

    does a status/status comment count towards overall posts?

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      No, but why does that matter?

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      he wants to get 10k without contributing anything of any real worth around here.

      i kid, i kid.

    3. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      just a question, i still considered myself a newbie to CDC, I do have lots of things to learn, like changing people opinions of me.

  22. Cucumber

    I was wondering how old does CDC think I am?

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      8

    3. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      wow you went flip mode on Cucumber. You used to love him?

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      thanks

  23. Cucumber

    I like CDC but get lots of hate. I love CDC, ps I just ate, the opylmics are happening and are so bright, let hope we get more gold so the sky become full of lights. a poem from cucumber

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Somebody TRUTH SUPLEX this jabroni !

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      dafuq did i just read

    4. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      ^a poem from cucumber

  24. Cucumber

    If one canucks get injured at the olypmics that is another reason why nhl players shouldn't even be in dangerous mother russia atm.

    1. :D

      :D

      Ban this лох

    2. :D

      :D

      That's goof in Russian

    3. Alex the Great

      Alex the Great

      Please ban this goof.

  25. Cucumber

    I hope MSL lights it up with crosby/taveras for the next few weeks

    1. Xbox

      Xbox

      Is that legit a line? Those are our best 3 forwards.

    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      Not right now it's not. St.Louis is a scratch, Crosby is on the first line, Tavares is on the 4th. But Babcock does like to change things up.

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