Jump to content
The Official Site of the Vancouver Canucks
Enter Search Term. Use arrows to navigate between autocomplete results. If no results appear, use Enter to do a full site search.
Forum Closure ×
Canucks Community
Forum Closure

Cucumber

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    1,259

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by Cucumber

  1. Cucumber

    when people call u a troll all day and u are just like I am not a troll

    1. Show previous comments  12 more
    2. kodos

      kodos

      100 bucks catspoojams has woefully neglected dating profiles on multiple websites and that his top 3 best friends are all people who work at establishments he frequents

    3. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      haha idiot I don't even have 3 friends.

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Seems legit

  2. Cucumber

    congrats David Booth! one of favorites canucks even if he does sometime struggle

    1. kodos

      kodos

      of course he's one of your favourites

  3. Cucumber

    Go Canada Go! we are #1 so far

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      i think magikal just wants the D.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      Not that there's anything wrong with that

    4. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Unless your in Russia^

  4. Cucumber

    hf boards vs CDC who ya got?

    1. Show previous comments  14 more
    2. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      kodos is afraid he is going to lose.

    3. kodos

      kodos

      i'm completely confident that i wouldn't lose to you, i just don't really recognize you as someone worthy of debating

    4. Silfverberg Snipes

      Silfverberg Snipes

      HF. I'll take a couple of rational fans over none.

  5. Cucumber

    who else wants dal colle at the draft this year, plays with cassels and is having a insane season. probably 4-5th overall so we need to suck the rest of the season. also really want tuch but he will going between 15-22 so don't us getting hi. 2nd road pick a dman we need a decent one on the left side that we should be excited about

    1. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      I have no problem with that pick. Can he win draws? Tuch will likely go fairly high, as he has an NHL-ready body.

    2. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Tuch will go top 15 we could get detroits pick and get him

  6. Cucumber

    I love turtles! that just gotta be one of mine favorite commericials of all time. lol

  7. Cucumber

    i need to hear your love for me CDC!!! who there that loves for me!!!

    1. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

    2. Ronalds.Kenins41

      Ronalds.Kenins41

  8. Cucumber

    might be time for some canucks fans to find different teams to cheer for. judging by some of the reaction of the last few weeks, fans need to calm down and trust mg

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      trust gillis......

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

    4. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Ban homer goggles.

  9. Cucumber

    hope we get dal colle at the draft mark my words he is the next benn

    1. :D

      :D

      He's the next Benn and you're the next banned

  10. Cucumber

    should we tank next year for CMD?

    1. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      I think we should throw you in a tank....full of sharks :)

    2. Drouin

      Drouin

      wouldn't be surprised if we lost the draft lottery..

    3. motzaburger

      motzaburger

      YES!

  11. Cucumber

    what if all the canucks fans like myself that think we should tank the rest of the year, is MG idea as well. we should try and get dal colle(cassels line mate and can shoot with some insane playingmaking abilities)

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Baka

      Baka

      Well drummer on the other side look what tanking did for the Penguins

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      I don't see any Malkins or Crosbys in the 2 upcoming drafts. I don't think CMD will be anywhere near Crosby, Tavares, or Toews in terms of skill.

    4. kodos

      kodos

      Omg Warhippy go mistake some more satire for actual news

  12. Cucumber

    why the hate on holmgren, he set up phi rebuild pretty well, and went after weber. the mixture of players from carter and richards trades have DOUBLE the points then carter and richards since the trade. he makes bold moves, and only mistake was getting mr universe but we have luongo, so that won't happen

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i know, there are even jerks who hate gillis...some people aren't happy unless they are slagging someone.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      He does have Ed "Moneybags" $nider behind him to finance whatever he wishes.

    4. peaches5

      peaches5

      peaches5

      His only mistake? Um I think you are forgetting he traded JVR got Luke Schenn. He also signed Richards and Carter who took huge discounts to stay in Philly then shipped them out the following year.

  13. Cucumber

    Go Canada Go!

  14. Cucumber

    fire mg and hire holmgren what do u guys think?

    1. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Seriously stop. Go outside, watch figure skating and comment on their board. You're terrible and you're intentionally antagonizing the board.

    2. kodos

      kodos

      Down boy. You're just encouraging him.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I like turtles.

  15. Cucumber

    what happened to tiger singh? can't find him anywhere, is he banned?

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      banned a long time ago. That Shamu member sounds a lot like Tiger though.

    3. Batmania

      Batmania

      Shamu and Cucumber = Tiger Singh.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Was banned ages ago.

  16. Cucumber

    favorite thing about me

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      Mainly water(98%) so allergies are not an issue.

    3. stonecoldstevebernier

      stonecoldstevebernier

      goes great with many kinds of dip

    4. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      When that girl on that website wrapped a condom around you and....

  17. Cucumber

    I hope kes will get traded at the draft, it will be for the best. same with burrows

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Kesler is worth way more than Richards with his contract, not too mention caps going up

    3. Tangelos

      Tangelos

      umm Richards is signed long term so his contract is miles better than Kesler's hands down.Kesler will get 7M+ in 2 years. For a guy who's had surgery on every body part imaginable I aint paying him that. Ship him out while he still has term and value.

    4. peaches5

      peaches5

      You are dreaming...

      Richards was 25 when he was traded and already had 2 back to back 30 goal seasons; having a 28 goal season prior to those.

      kesler is almost 30 years old and has only once scored more than 26 goals and that was when he scored 41 other than that he is pretty much a 20 goal scorer and he has NTC he will not get anything near what Richards got who did not have NTC.

  18. Cucumber

    KEN HAM, KEN HAM, KEN HAM!!!!! he won that debate hands down,

    1. Drouin

      Drouin

      best poster on cdc

    2. Big Mike

      Big Mike

      I smell a troll

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Won based on what? Won like one of your proposals? Or won like the Canucks are doing right now? Won like Hitler did in the 40's? Or the Bronco's did on Sunday?

  19. Cucumber

    KEN HAM, KEN HAM, KEN HAM!!!!! he won that debate hands down,

    1. Drouin

      Drouin

      best poster on cdc

    2. MANGO

      MANGO

      without one piece of factual evidence

  20. Cucumber

    ken ham is destroying bill nye atm

    1. Show previous comments  26 more
    2. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      That was Judaism btw

    3. Erik Karlsson

      Erik Karlsson

      The bible also predicts one world government, WW3 and Microchips which is all coming pretty soon. Your guys's dumbass science can't even explain what the mind is or how it works or why a cat purrs. Please, everything in science is a theory cause they don't know anything.

    4. ManUtd

      ManUtd

      You actually think the earth is 6000 years old? You would make a terrible geologist.

  21. Cucumber

    what your favorite proposal of mine? edler 3rd for schenns or edler for zibanejab 3rd

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Cucmber was interviewed following the trade. He said he was excited to be playing on a line with Olive and Onion.

    3. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      wrong I said I feel, I have the skill to play with wine, cheese and with clackers in net we are unstopable

    4. :D

      :D

      Ban this turkey

  22. Cucumber

    CDC logic lol canucks losing streak MG needs to fire, trade edler and bieksa. Burrows sucks, to many ntc/nmc, we sucks so much. CDC on winning streak we are playing like 10-11 kassian is amazing, tanev is amazing, torts=best coach ever

    1. JE14

      JE14

      cucumber logic

      garrison is worth drouin

    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Cucumber logic = I am an attention whore.

    3. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      tanev is amazing regardless if we are winning or losing ;p

  23. Cucumber

    just wondering what is the main problem with me?

    1. Show previous comments  9 more
    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      that your seeds are difficult to digest?

    3. Dr.Strangelove

      Dr.Strangelove

      IP ban please unrelated note did Bren Mo get banned haven't seen his terrible proposals for awhile

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      Saw you in a video with 2 hot chicks once. Keep it up.

  24. Cucumber

    should I change my username if so what should it be.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Batmania

      Batmania

      pickle

    3. goalie13

      goalie13

      Agúrka

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I like "Vape" though that probably depends on your interests, ;-)

  25. Cucumber

    when is stamkos coming back and if he isn't ready by the olpymic break I believe that st louis should be on the team with his play of late

×
×
  • Create New...