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John.Tallhouse

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  2. John.Tallhouse

    #covidforcalder :towel:

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    1. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Kid looks like a one-hit wonder.  I'm sure his love of suds will do him in.

    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      *Selke. 

       

      Since COVID-19 shutdown the entire league. 

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      @HerrDrFunk keep him away from all the mics

  3. John.Tallhouse

    Spread Cheeks

    Not Corona

    1. Blömqvist

      Blömqvist

      ayyyyyyyyy

    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Uh no thanks, I'll just leave the bar of soap on the ground.

  4. John.Tallhouse

    03.12.20

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  5. John.Tallhouse

    Maneuvering the streets with my guys.. :ph34r:

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  6. John.Tallhouse

    Nucks before the game like...

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  7. John.Tallhouse

     Vegas lost in regulation.. stop playing with me man.. 

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    2. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      @Dazzle maybe you should stop acting like a baby? The Nucks lost some hockey games I get it..  suck it up beta 

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      @John.Tallhouse Lol okay buddy. You didn't even have the balls to show nudes. LOLOL. Too scared about being banned?

    4. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      @Dazzle jk I ain’t even mad 

  8. John.Tallhouse

    Columbus poo jackets:emot-parrot:

  9. John.Tallhouse

    You have been visited by the glimmering orca comment :canucks: or receive 10 more season of Coach Green 

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    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      we should go without a coach. they will never find one that all the fans like. there is none created in cdc’s image. 

  10. John.Tallhouse

    The Blue Jackets about to get Blue Balled by the boys :gocan:

  11. John.Tallhouse

    just bough a Matthews jersey to make toilet paper with :emot-parrot:

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    2. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      @Dazzleim finna ban myself :ph34r:

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      @John.Tallhouse Don't make another STUPID status post again.

    4. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      @dazzle it is game day... ;)

  12. John.Tallhouse

    Nucks gonna’ spread cheeks in Ottawa tonight :emot-parrot:

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      @John.Tallhouse I knew we were gonna lose when you said this. 

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Canucks issued a #metoo statement today

      Sore cheeks.. 

    4. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      @Tortorella's Rant we do it for the culture 

  13. John.Tallhouse

    You know me mannnnnnn....

  14. John.Tallhouse

    Guess who's baccckkkkk

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      Magikal?  I'm sure I saw him around here the other day.

    2. Rubik

      Rubik

      Goddamn, the original Planet of the Apes movie is just so &^@#ing awesome.

    3. 18W-40C-6W

      18W-40C-6W

      Slim shady?

  15. John.Tallhouse

    Who the heck is Admin 3?

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      They are not Admin 2!

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Nor Admin 1...

    3. CaptainCanuck001

      CaptainCanuck001

      Definitely not Admin 4.

  16. John.Tallhouse

    Where all the honeys at?

    I need an internet GF... :wub:

    1. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Isle 6 in Save-On next to the Jams and other Spreads

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Not the bees! AAAAAAAAGH!

  17. John.Tallhouse

    All the single ladies.

    All the single ladies.

    All the single ladies.

    All the single ladies.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Whoa uh oh uh uh uhh oh

      Whoa oh oh oh oh

      Whoa uh oh uh uh uhh oh

      Whoa oh oh oh oh 

    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Don't ever do that again..

  18. John.Tallhouse

    We getting drunk tonight?

    1. falcon45ca

      falcon45ca

      I'm getting drunk right now!

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Party @ Tallhouse's house.

  19. John.Tallhouse

    That moment when your room mate  hears you engaging in sexual intercourse.. :wacko:

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      One of my roommates brought a girl home once and I slept throught it 

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Were you by yourself?  That would be really embarrassing! 

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Naw self loving is natural and should be celebrated for the healthy normal thing it is to do 43 times a day!

  20. John.Tallhouse

    Tank nation.:wub:

  21. John.Tallhouse

    Sometimes when I 2 I think of you.

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i had someone tell me that once-- then they popped a stiffy while going and he never talked to me again ;__;

  22. John.Tallhouse

    I like dental floss

  23. John.Tallhouse

    How many poo particles do you think live on our phones.....

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    2. Chalky

      Chalky

      Lucky wins.  I can't top that.

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Doctor asked me for a blood, semen and stool sample. I just left my phone

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      As Mythbusters would say. There's poo everywhere!!!!

       

  24. John.Tallhouse

    Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin' every hair 

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      hair on a booty?

  25. John.Tallhouse

    :wub:

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