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So I had some time on my hands, got up to no-good. Hacked into the NSA mainframe(newbie with pc's too!); found they've got oodles of info on our boys! Pics, mails, vid..all our secrets! So I watched one clip from our room, it clearly showed a whiteboard with the header,"2013-14 roster", fortunately it was in team code:

Red panda~Giant panda~Wildebeest

'Possum~Mtn Lion~Red Fox

Koala~Jackal~H Badger

Camel~Giraffe~Aardvark

Lynx~Orangutan

Wolf~Hawk(aka:Hawkeye)

Sloth~Ocelot xtras-Raccoon, Chimp

Gorilla(territorial/dominant tendencies; poor dancer)

Stork(pendng name change to:Spider Monkey)

c-TazDev

gm-walrus

I'd say this is clearly the roster, & proof they know they're being spied upon...Opinions?

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So I had some time on my hands, got up to no-good. Hacked into the NSA mainframe(newbie with pc's too!); found they've got oodles of info on our boys! Pics, mails, vid..all our secrets! So I watched one clip from our room, it clearly showed a whiteboard with the header,"2013-14 roster", fortunately it was in team code:

Red panda~Giant panda~Wildebeest

'Possum~Mtn Lion~Red Fox

Koala~Jackal~H Badger

Camel~Giraffe~Aardvark

Lynx~Orangutan

Wolf~Hawk(aka:Hawkeye)

Sloth~Ocelot xtras-Raccoon, Chimp

Gorilla(territorial/dominant tendencies; poor dancer)

Stork(pendng name change to:Spider Monkey)

c-TazDev

gm-walrus

I'd say this is clearly the roster, & proof they know they're being spied upon...Opinions?

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