confessions

[riffraff]

Aniston?

I listen to John Mayer. I know, that makes me a basic bro.

Got herpes?

[Mr. Ambien]

Aniston?

I listen to John Mayer. I know, that makes me a basic bro.

You'd be surprised how many celebs have herpes.

I'm not though.

[Tom Sestito]

am i aloud to talk about drugs here? i really don't want to get banned

[thejazz97]

Confession.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[thejazz97]

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Edited July 11, 2015 by thejazz97

[c00kies]

Confession.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

That's not much of a confession...unless you already have a wife.

[thejazz97]

That's not much of a confession...unless you already have a wife.

Ha! A wife would be even better.

[c00kies]

Ha! A wife would be even better.

That's okay, I know your pain.

I started a new job and I work with a bunch of hotties, but most of them already have boyfriends or husbands and it's just one big tease lol.

[thejazz97]

That's okay, I know your pain.

I started a new job and I work with a bunch of hotties, but most of them already have boyfriends or husbands and it's just one big tease lol.

Yikes.

[Baer.]

I once slept in an out house in the woods.

[Baer.]

I also once had to walk 5 or 10 miles home at 2am once cause I got drunk and took the wrong bus.

Edited July 11, 2015 by BaerOxHitman

[Master 112]

I once slept in an out house in the woods.

I feel like I've slept in a lot of weird places but that's really nasty. Story?

Edited July 11, 2015 by One one two

[Baer.]

I feel like I've slept in a lot of weird places but that's really nasty. Story?

Don't remember much. Went to a lake for a party and woke up in an outhouse. That's pretty much the story. Lol. I remember it was like a city parks bathroom so it was kinda clean and there was a bench.

Drugs were involved.

Edited July 11, 2015 by BaerOxHitman

[Baer.]

I also remember an escapade that involved mushrooms and passing out in a rope pyramid.

[Jiggs50]

I once flew over the city.

Drugs may have been involved.

[Jiggs50]

Confession.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

See whenever I feel that way I just hit up tinder lol

[Argon]

See whenever I feel that way I just hit up tinder lol

Ive had pretty bad luck with tinder, either they were crazy boring, or heavier than their picture. Last one I got right catfished. Ive had much better luck with ladies I meet in person

[Sean Monahan]

Got herpes?

I confess that I do not have herpes.

Yet.

[AppleJack]

I am such a horrible cook that I just burned a whole package of Jiffypop popcorn but I ate it anyways because I NEEDED popcorn and it was the only popcorn we had in the house.

[brilac]

I am such a horrible cook that I just burned a whole package of Jiffypop popcorn but I ate it anyways because I NEEDED popcorn and it was the only popcorn we had in the house.

Hey, I am not good at cooking too, but I just don't know how to cook. My oven no longer works, and it has not worked for months. I was using it to heat up the apartment, and then it stopped working. I'll probably make a not so useful wife. I don't have a clue when it comes to cooking, but I am really good at choosing wine, and I have someone who cleans for me.