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Jared From The Subway Commercials Has Been Brought In For Questioning About Possible Child Pornography In His Home

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falcon45ca Canucks Franchise Player

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oh these guys, could of just hired escorts with his money subway is giving him but instead the guy goes for child porn WTF dude lol wtf!

Or he could of went to bollywood and bought the services of a actresses for 10k, but my gawd child porn yikes wtf dude lol

To be fair, he hasn't been held, arrested, or charged.

In all likelihood this is due to the child porn charges levelled against a former director of Jared's non-profit organization, investigators are probably just covering all their bases...you know, dot your i's & cross your t's before you actually go to trial.

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....just sayin'

I would rather kill someone and be charged and convicted of murder and spend the rest of my life in jail, than to be falsely accused and subsequently cleared of any form child sexualized crime. It's the worst thing anyone can do in my opinion.

HOWEVER.

If Jared did go to jail, those Moobs would probably serve as some form of currency.

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I watch a lot of tv but I never heard of him. Maybe he is on US tv? The guy from A&W I know.

Jared wouldn't be a useful marketing gimmick for countries that aren't as fat as the US. He was a symbol of "hey I can eat Subway for years and lose weight" because Americans prefer bull***t weight loss gimmicks than getting off their asses and exercising.

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I watch a lot of tv but I never heard of him. Maybe he is on US tv? The guy from A&W I know.

He hasn't really been relevant for years now but he was what made Subway blow up in popularity appearing in commercials a long time ago as a very obese guy who lost massive weight just eating subway. It was a gimmick the same way someone could tech lose weight macro dieting on mcdonalds today but he was basically the face of subway. Lately they just use athletes though as spokes people so you wouldn't have seen him recently

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Jared wouldn't be a useful marketing gimmick for countries that aren't as fat as the US. He was a symbol of "hey I can eat Subway for years and lose weight" because Americans prefer bull***t weight loss gimmicks than getting off their asses and exercising.

Pretty much.

We'll spend millions of dollars on all kinds of pills and powders and miracle weight loss gimmicks that don't work..instead of just exercising 30-40 minutes a day for free, which will work.

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