CDC Conspiracy Theories

[Sean Monahan]

Make that 4 community moderators...

[Roger Neilsons Towel]

23 minutes ago, Sean Monahan said:

Make that 4 community moderators...

 

[Sean Monahan]

Here's one:

 

Subban was cut once again not because he's an inferior player but actually because the entire Canucks organization is systemically racist, starting from Aqua down to the equipment managers.

[Twilight Sparkle]

alflives doesn't actually own a scooter

 

[Sean Monahan]

1 minute ago, Twilight Sparkle said:

alflives doesn't actually own a scooter

 

 

And he's not actually an old man 

 

 

 

 

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

2 minutes ago, Sean Monahan said:

 

And he's not actually an old man 

 

 

 

 

 

he's actually an alien who previously said he was an alien, but then said wasn't an alien but all this time, he's an alien

 

[Qwags]

3 hours ago, Coconuts said:

Vintage isn't actually a robot as thought, but a self-aware posting user representation of CDC itself

So what you're saying is that Vintage is a physical manifestation of CDC itself? I can get behind this.

[Roger Neilsons Towel]

3 minutes ago, Qwags said:

So what you're saying is that Vintage is a physical manifestation of CDC itself? I can get behind this.

 

Mind = Blown

 

 

[Qwags]

15 minutes ago, Roger Neilson's Towel said:

 

Mind = Blown

 

 

Then again, if Vintage is CDC incarnate, then where are all the memes?

[Gaudette Celly]

2 hours ago, Kazmanian Devil said:

I don't think you know what a conspiracy is

 

You would be... incorrect.

[Sean Monahan]

Stealth recently browsing this thread 

[Nex is my ex]

That the owners are pulling strings with Benning and his trades/draft choices.
that's the most common one I see

[bigbadcanucks]

The Illuminati...and the freemasons...the Bilderberg Group...they are everywhere.

[lmm]

5 hours ago, Hutton Wink said:

Canucks sold to Jimmy Pattison.

Linden fired, replaced by Glen Clark.

Benning demoted to Chief Scout, Weisbrod promoted to GM.

Willie fired, replaced by Mike Keenan.

Miller extended 3 more years at $5mil AAV.

Horvat traded for Ferland and Bollig.

Tryamkin traded for Kassian.

Boeser traded for Marleau.

Tanev traded for picks.

Russell signed for 5 years $4.5mil AAV.

I am with you on all that except, 

Jimmy doesn't hire Glen, Christy I could see, (especially if she is still Premier) but not NDP Glen.

Miller won't sign for only $5, more like $6,8 AAV

[Sean Monahan]

This is how you conspiracy theory:

 

 

[Crabcakes]

Or, the Canucks have asked 1040 to tone down the negativity. 

 

Seriously, any turnover?  Or is it once a mod, always a mod.

 

 

[Master 112]

Solzhenitsyn was CDC propaganda.

[ShakyWalton]

3 hours ago, Twilight Sparkle said:

alflives doesn't actually own a scooter

 

[zombieksa]

BananaMash is neither a banana nor mashed. He is actually a scalloped potato.

[Alflives]

3 hours ago, Sean Monahan said:

Stealth recently browsing this thread 

How do you know?  Stealth is stealth, except for that whole hammer bit.  That's not very stealth like.  Did them hammer blow his cover?