Ask Cramarossa Anything

[Master 112]

Bloods or Crips?

[riffraff]

1 hour ago, Cramarossa said:

Dogs will eat their own (and other animals') defecations then try to lick and slobber on your face. At least I see my cats lick their paws regularly. 

Toucher 

 

ftr

 

I'm not really a fan of either per se.  I have two dogs and four cats but they are all strays/rescues and my wife can't help but to love all animals.

 

im simply in it as the silent financial partner.

 

i admit I care for all animals but I don't like the smells, messes and destruction of property.

[Cramarossa]

40 minutes ago, riffraff said:

i admit I care for all animals but I don't like the smells, messes and destruction of property.

I'll drink to that! 

[Qwags]

Who is currently the best user on CDC? Besides yourself?

[Brad Marchand]

What food would you eat an Earth's circumference worth of? For example, it would take more than 267 million 6-inch hot dogs lined up end-to-end to fully circle the Earth.

[Cramarossa]

5 minutes ago, Qwags said:

Who is currently the best user on CDC? Besides yourself?

Hmmm, define "best"?

 

I've got a soft spot in my heart for @Coconuts 

 

6 minutes ago, Brad Marchand said:

What food would you eat an Earth's circumference worth of? For example, it would take more than 267 million 6-inch hot dogs lined up end-to-end to fully circle the Earth.

Definitely cheese

[JM_]

You seemed upset at work the other day, things better now?

[Master 112]

What do you think of my poem?

 

Let this be a mystery

For you and I to know the answer.

It’s happiness in misery:

The silence I've learned to master.

 

Before we met I was incomplete

With vices and habits of shame.

It was I whom I needed to beat

And myself the sole one to blame.

 

For all of what I made you see,

The worst words of my tongue,

My dumb mistakes and saddest pleas,

In your head I’m always strung.

 

And I will live long, thinking

Of love as strong as I knew,

The days when I was drinking

And I was thinking of you.

 

I had none and you were light,

So I gave to you what I thought was right.

And when one day we could not chatter,

Those few months, the world was shattered.

 

But changes are life’s painful course,

And today it gives me raw remorse;

As then I was one who did not know,

It's a hardened, heavy heart I tow.

 

You were right, and so was I

The day you praised me for my mind.

But I took from your words more than was sent

Because of my feelings and how they were bent.

 

If I were to write down my love,

I would make talk of derangement,

So I will go, now, like a dove

For our eternal estrangement.

[Salacious Crumb]

2 hours ago, 112 said:

What do you think of my poem?

 

Let this be a mystery

For you and I to know the answer.

It’s happiness in misery:

The silence I've learned to master.

 

Before we met I was incomplete

With vices and habits of shame.

It was I whom I needed to beat

And myself the sole one to blame.

 

For all of what I made you see,

The worst words of my tongue,

My dumb mistakes and saddest pleas,

In your head I’m always strung.

 

And I will live long, thinking

Of love as strong as I knew,

The days when I was drinking

And I was thinking of you.

 

I had none and you were light,

So I gave to you what I thought was right.

And when one day we could not chatter,

Those few months, the world was shattered.

 

But changes are life’s painful course,

And today it gives me raw remorse;

As then I was one who did not know,

It's a hardened, heavy heart I tow.

 

You were right, and so was I

The day you praised me for my mind.

But I took from your words more than was sent

Because of my feelings and how they were bent.

 

If I were to write down my love,

I would make talk of derangement,

So I will go, now, like a dove

For our eternal estrangement.

As someone who is going through a breakup this made me cry. Thank you.

[Cramarossa]

3 hours ago, Jimmy McGill said:

You seemed upset at work the other day, things better now?

Work wasn't the problem. Things are better-ish. We'll see. 

[Master 112]

44 minutes ago, Salacious Crumb said:

As someone who is going through a breakup this made me cry. Thank you.

Thank you. That's one of the most tender things someone's ever said about my writing.

 

I hope the breakup wasn't too rough.

[Alflives]

1 hour ago, Salacious Crumb said:

As someone who is going through a breakup this made me cry. Thank you.

Break-ups are painful.  Mrs. Alf just tossed out my favourite (and most cherished) underwear.  Those undies have been close to me for a very, very long time. 

[Qwags]

You said you don't like tattoos. Why?

[Cramarossa]

12 minutes ago, Qwags said:

You said you don't like tattoos. Why?

I've never said that. I have a tattoo and want several more.

[JM_]

1 hour ago, Cramarossa said:

Work wasn't the problem. Things are better-ish. We'll see. 

Thats good.

 

You need an adventure. 

[Cramarossa]

1 hour ago, Jimmy McGill said:

Thats good.

 

You need an adventure. 

I'm working on it. Booked hotels for AZ and DC trips today. 

[Coconuts]

8 hours ago, Cramarossa said:

Hmmm, define "best"?

 

I've got a soft spot in my heart for @Coconuts 

 

Definitely cheese

Golly, I'm really flattered by this tbh

[Qwags]

2 hours ago, Cramarossa said:

I've never said that. I have a tattoo and want several more.

My mistake. What is the tattoo of?

[Sean Monahan]

12 minutes ago, Qwags said:

My mistake. What is the tattoo of?

Pretty sure it’s a butterfly on her ankle. 

[Cramarossa]

9 hours ago, Coconuts said:

Golly, I'm really flattered by this tbh

You're my fave!!

 

9 hours ago, Qwags said:

My mistake. What is the tattoo of?

It says "California Dreamin'" across my shoulders with a flower in the middle  I made many great decisions at age 21!

 

8 hours ago, Sean Monahan said:

Pretty sure it’s a butterfly on her ankle. 

I think you mean an infinity symbol on my wrist