Alflives

You'd think you could sell ice in the tropics?...

It was awesome when they were doing package deals too... 2 tix, 2 beer, 2 hotdogs, some other junk, and free parking!!!

@smithers joeWhen did you become American?  You spelled paycheck with a "ck" instead of with "que".  Are you trying to be like us?   You have some weight to gain and "schoolin'" to forget before you can qualify.

Really farm fresh eggs are hard to get the shell off, It sounds weird, but you don't want really fresh eggs if you are going to hard boil.

Listen here, put the cooked eggs into a glass container and shake for like 5 seconds. They'll peel right off after. EASY! I just found out about this trick a couple months ago. Large mason jar works,

You can also peel off the tip of the top and bottom of the egg, then blow on the top and it'll slide out. Just be sure to catch it.

He thought he'd be heading back to Smithers sometime this week (from his brother's in Vancouver) but I haven't heard from him again to know if he's actually back home yet.

He did pop in about 5 hours ago according to his profile!

Hope he's doing okay

You're right. That night before major surgery is NOT a fun one...hence the sleeping pill!

Booking might be done on  a patient-by-patient basis. there may be certain factors for one patient that may make it more likely for them to be monitored for a longer period of time beforehand. Just a guess. 

Any word yet? 

Alf, stealing from the poor little Halloween kids.

That sick feeling is actually your conscience.

Hahahaha!

I thought it was gonna be booze... =(

There are those Brandy Beans, and minerature chocolate booze bottles, but they're my .Christmas hunt.  

Missing link?

Alflives starring in.....

The World's Fastest Scooter.....

Nope, it was Alfred Titsling.

And I'm pretty sure Alf was referring to mammals like the Hippopotamus, Orangutan, Walrus, Whale and Elephant. I don't know why some people dress their Elephants in tights....

Oh @Alflives.

What if we gaveM

What if we gave Mr. Tard a do-over or mulligan, would it make those tights a re-tard?

Sorry to hear of your loss.  Every moment is a gift, especially when spent with those closest to us.  

Almost 34 posts a day! Who are you Radim Vrbata?!

Sounds like a good time to leave.

A sea dog?

Nope.  Watch dog!  

Need Gears and a Clutch!!!! Oh are we talking White Rock terrorize the sidewalk kind of scooters? 

Yes, and walking is good too. 

i have a 4 wheel scooter, the kind old cripple people drive around town on...i've not used it yet but got it a couple of years ago for 1000.00 almost brand new....i might need it one day, unless they fix my heart...

Mine is a three wheeler.  It's got coil springs for each wheel, so it's really comfy out and about.  Plus, having the single front tire makes it easy to use in the house.  It's the EZ GoGo.  . Silly name.

That was the problem Alf, he didn't have a view. He'd blow up any thread he joined by making statements he knew would get people's backs up. How many times does the same person have to state that JB is an idiot by not trading every former core player when most of the freeking roster has been turned over in only two years. It was the same shat over and over with him and he knew what he was doing. That's a troll in my view.

i could have taken him if he, once or twice said something that he liked about the team...trolls can't do that and neither could he...being opinionated is one thing, being negative 100% of the time is trolling.

Yup, goods points you two.  There 

Forgot about jellyfish! Mine was dried, and in a soup, kind of like shark fin. I've also eaten shark fin, but that was almost 20 years ago when I was ignorant to the entire poaching, food chain importance of sharks. Never again will I eat shark anything. 

I ate kangaroo loin, grilled rare, rolled in honey, then rolled again in roasted pistachios. Very "elk" like. Lean, and simple.

Bear was pepperoni format, honestly could have been anything.

I roast a whole pig over charcoal once per year. Eating the face is one of the highlights. People who have done it know what I'm saying. The cheek meat, jowls, around the ear, behind the eyes, it's all so tender.

Plus, when you crack the skull and get into the brain. Imagine if foie gras tasted like pork.

Then you break down the belly, the ribs, the legs. It's all good.

Coupla' days back, hadda' green donut, ftr...

Thanks Alfy! I appreciate that, today was a rest day from the gym but funny you knew I worked out cause I did just get some cardio in! 

- Z

Any comment with Jagr in the post should be read. May the hockey gods smile on you because you referenced the man, the legend, Jammy Jagr. I salute you both

You are in compete mode.  I see you working super hard to be at your best.  I'm old but not blind.   . 

i'm somewhere in the middle

Never watch Alf as an adult... totally ruined my fond memories of the show when I saw how stupid it actually was.

what would gordon shumway do?